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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
11-22-2014, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
See, this is what happens when people "interpret" the Bible...they can justify all sorts of things like anal sex, child molestation, man-on-dog relations, liberalism, etc. etc.
But if you simply READ the Bible and FOLLOW it...that's a whole lot easier!
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Indeed, Brother. Why, concepts like "sin" and "love" and "salvation" have no meaning if every person makes up their own definitions and no one cares that their understanding differs from another's. It's just another way for people to claim to have their finger on God's Truth when in fact they're doing nothing more than rationalizing their own desires. Jesus is not fooled, however, and sinners will realize their folly when they suffer an eternity for their crimes.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
11-22-2014, 09:17 PM
I've got a serious question , since you guys don't like sex ( propably) , if a girl wants you to [PERVERTED PORNOGRAPHIC CONTENT REMOVED BY MODERATOR], would you insult her and say god doesn't want that? Or how does it work at that point? I mean, imagine if you react wrongly she is gonna be hurt.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
11-23-2014, 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by ProudToBeHomosexual
How can being gay be a sin?
I'm happy=Jesus is happy
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Jesus is not happy:
Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Jesus affirmed a gay couple. Matthew 8:5-13
The Greek word that the Roman centurion uses in this passage to describe the sick man – pais – is the same word used in ancient Greek to refer to a same-gender partner.
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Sweetie, the fact that Greeks used to sexually abuse their slaves and servants does not mean that Jesus endorsed these acts!
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Jesus said some are born gay. Matthew 19:10-12
Here Jesus refers to "eunuchs who have been so from birth." This terminology ("born eunuchs") was used in the ancient world to refer to homosexual men. Jesus indicates that being a "born eunuch" is a gift from God.
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Eunuch is a man without his manhood. Born eunuch is (obviously) a man who was born with a genetic defect.
However, if your point is that all homosexuals should have their manhood chopped off, I would be inclined to agree
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The early church welcomed a gay man. Acts 8:26-40
In the ancient world, eunuchs were widely associated with homosexuality.
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Nope. Slave men were made into eunuchs to prevent wives of rich men from fornicating with slaves. That implies that these slaves were interested in women to begin with.
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Here a self-avowed eunuch is welcomed in to the early church without any concerns about his sexual orientation. He was welcomed on the same basis as other people -- his faith in Jesus Christ.
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Eunuch. Not a man who lies with another man (see the Leviticus verse above), but a man who does not have the biological equipment to lie with anybody.
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David loved Jonathan more than women. II Samuel 1:26
At Jonathan’s funeral, David declares that he loved Jonathan more than any woman. This is just one of several Bible passages that describe and celebrate an intense love between these two men that went well beyond friendship.
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Ever heard the expression "platonic love," dear?
Of course David loved Jonathan more than any woman. Jonathan was David's intellectual equal. No woman could ever reach that level of understanding.
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The Bible is all about love and respect.
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Oh, dear, thank you for making me laugh. That was so funny! So, all the men, women, and children who were slaughtered following God's direct orders, all that was done with love and respect, huh?
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You should all re-read it.
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Here is some advice for you, sweetie:
YOU should read it. For the first time in your life, I assume.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
11-23-2014, 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted by BecauseIPolack
I've got a serious question , since you guys don't like sex ( propably) , if a girl wants you to [PERVERTED PORNOGRAPHIC CONTENT REMOVED BY MODERATOR], would you insult her and say god doesn't want that? Or how does it work at that point? I mean, imagine if you react wrongly she is gonna be hurt.
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Whatever it is that you're referring to, if it's an unGodly act, who cares if she's hurt? It's far more important that Jesus is not hurt.
If she asked you to spit in her face, or cut off her arm, would you do that to avoid her being 'hurt'?
Just because the tramp is full of demons is no reason why you should go to Hell.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
11-28-2014, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
See, this is what happens when people "interpret" the Bible...they can justify all sorts of things like anal sex, child molestation, man-on-dog relations, liberalism, etc. etc.
But if you simply READ the Bible and FOLLOW it...that's a whole lot easier!
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Do you know that you can actually think all by yourself without always refering to the Bible? That's called using your common sense.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
11-28-2014, 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by ProudToBeHomosexual
Do you know that you can actually think all by yourself without always refering to the Bible? That's called using your common sense.
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Your so-called "common-sense" is responsible for (among other things) anal sex...and look where THAT'S gotten everyone.
If everyone relies on their "common sense" and a certain segment of the population decides that includes things like anal sex or raping children or animal-human relations (I concede these overlap quite a bit among the perverted), does that make it OK in your mind?
That's sick.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
11-28-2014, 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by ProudToBeHomosexual
Do you know that you can actually think all by yourself without always refering to the Bible? That's called using your common sense.
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Hello there. There is one tiny problem with your point of view: there is not single "common sense" which would be, well, common for all humans. What you think is common sense is actually a product of the way you were socialized - which is very different from how people in other cultures, or even in other social classes of your own society, were socialized.
Hence, for the members of this lovely congregation, the Bible IS the common sense.
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
11-28-2014, 05:15 AM
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Originally Posted by ProudToBeHomosexual
Do you know that you can actually think all by yourself without always refering to the Bible? That's called using your common sense.
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He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
Proverbs 28:26
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
12-21-2014, 11:55 PM
since this topic i s listed in a section banned to women and homosexuals I have gone and contacted All of my gay friends (including lesbians and bisexuals) and atheist and agnostic and had them make a comment to share on the post.
Side note: these aren't MY words and my friends have wished to remain uncensored.
"you piffleing idiots, go read a medicine textbook and you'll see that you cant get AIDs from being around us"
"whats so wrong hating Christians, isn't there something in your Constitution about free speech..what makes you special"
"Man the with the logic these people use its no wonder they believe in such a silly god."
"piffleers"
"these kind of people are truly disgusting"
(I apologize for the next one as it makes death threats)
"Tell them i'm going to find them all in hell and tear out each and everyone of their disgusting Hateful tongues"
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
12-21-2014, 11:58 PM
You can tell the last person, that he won't find us in Hell. While he/she/it languishes in Hell, we will be in Heaven looking down on him/her/it and laughing.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
12-22-2014, 12:11 AM
First of all she doubts that you'll go to heaven and she says and I quote "Even if i have to crawl for the freezing ninth circle and drag you back with me.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
12-22-2014, 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted by A smart person
First of all she doubts that you'll go to heaven and she says and I quote "Even if i have to crawl for the freezing ninth circle and drag you back with me.
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She should stop mistaking Dante (or Milton, whatever) for truth, and read the Bible.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
12-22-2014, 03:48 AM
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Originally Posted by A smart person
.. I have gone and contacted All of my gay friends (including lesbians and bisexuals) and atheist and agnostic and had them make a comment to share on the post.
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Really? Did you let them have sex with you too?
Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
12-22-2014, 03:57 AM
why did you assume that
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
12-22-2014, 04:17 AM
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Originally Posted by A smart person
why did you assume that
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I don't know, man... I mean you got friends who are homos, lesbos, atheiy and stuff.
So, I would kinda pressume that there is something else going between you and them other than just "asking", lol.
Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
12-22-2014, 04:22 AM
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Originally Posted by A smart person
why did you assume that
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And... I'm not being judgemental or anything, but you do kinda look like a public masturbator, "man".
Have you ever truly got down on your knees and try repenting to the Lord? If not.. well then.. you should, you know.
Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
12-22-2014, 04:32 AM
I look hey.
The only image that is associated with me on this site is the Profile pic which was set by whoknowswho for some reason.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
12-22-2014, 04:54 AM
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Originally Posted by A smart person
I look hey.
The only image that is associated with me on this site is the Profile pic which was set by whoknowswho for some reason.
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Why would you assume that someone would do that? ...... but who cares!
Now please answer my questions!! did you had sex with your gay-buddies? and... did get down on your knees and ask for forgiveness form the Lord?
Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
12-22-2014, 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted by WashedWithHisBlood
Why would you assume that someone would do that? ...... but who cares!
Now please answer my questions!! did you had sex with your gay-buddies? and... did get down on your knees and ask for forgiveness form the Lord?
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And why beholdest thou the wee little pud that is in thy brother's @$$, but considerest not the monster-˘0˘k that is in thine own @$$?
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
12-22-2014, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted by WashedWithHisBlood
Now please answer my questions!! did you had sex with your gay-buddies? and... did get down on your knees and ask for forgiveness form the Lord?
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Of course he did. Afterall, he's an Austrian abo.
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