That's right, your reading me right! And yes, right in our very own humble community too!
Please brothers and sisters in Christ, please understand my shock and ecstasy, but my reaction is one you expect from someone who has just spotted our Lord and Savior. There I was, down by the lake at Freehold's St. Paul Park and Hunting Facility where I was spending my lazy Sunday afternoon with just me and my trusty shotgun, doing a little fishing....and that's when I saw Him....
It was when my neighbour Mr. Beaufort Johnston was trying to get get his new motorboat working and unfortunately for him, he ended up in a terrible accident when Mrs. Ona Mae Moffett came up behind him with her speed-cruiser. Knowing her age and eyesight, she just didn't see him and everything just went to Hell in a puff of smoke! Thankfully I had enough time to grab my camera so that I didn't miss the spectacle.
In the first picture, we see Mrs. Moffett's orange and blue speed-cruiser sending Mr. Johnston's motor boat for a little ride. At this point, Mr. Johnston had done a triple back flip in the air and disapeared. But look closer at the figure on the bottom right...
That's right folks! Who's the only person that history has proven can walk on water!?
After that Glorious sight, Jesus decided to say goodbye when he did an amazing flip over Mrs. Moffett's speed cruiser and vanished just like that!
It's been 2000 year since Jesus said he'd return for the Rapture. Perhaps the Glory shall come sooner than we think when He has shown himself for an afternoon visit.
PRAISE!
-Rev. C.T. Green