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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Obama Urinal Cakes -
06-21-2014, 04:40 PM
For those of you who attended the GOP Faith Conference, I have wonderful news. Miss Cookie, the Church secretary, was successful in tracking down a distributor for those hilarious Obama Urinal Cakes that you saw in the Men's room. (She was a bit too eager to go in there and get a serial number off the back of one of the used urinal cakes, but the important thing is, she did it.)
In a few days, we should have all of our urinals supplied with Obama Urinal Cakes. Praise Jesus!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Descended from Rapes
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Freehold Bible Campground and RV Park.
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Re: Obama Urinal Cakes -
06-21-2014, 09:52 PM
This will be great for me because I've been peeing on a real cake.... Shaped like Obama. It's hard to get a cake to look like Obama and it takes a long time. These new urinal cake will change my life.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Obama Urinal Cakes -
06-22-2014, 03:17 AM
I'm ordering several of these for the urinals in our Freehold Public Schools and City Hall.
There is nothing political about this. It is just an expression of our religious views of the President.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Location: One Race City, USA
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Re: Obama Urinal Cakes -
06-23-2014, 12:05 AM
Do they also make urinal cakes of President Reagan? I'd like to order some.
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Location: True Southern Belle in Richmond, VA
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Re: Obama Urinal Cakes -
06-23-2014, 01:12 AM
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Originally Posted by bishop
Do they also make urinal cakes of President Reagan? I'd like to order some.
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Watch your mouth, nigra! You need a good beating to learn your place!
Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***
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Re: Obama Urinal Cakes -
06-23-2014, 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted by BaptistBethany
Watch your mouth, nigra! You need a good beating to learn your place!
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Forgot to add scripture:
Luke 12:47
And that servant, which knew his lord’s will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes.
Luke 12:48
But he that knew not, and did commit things worthy of stripes, shall be beaten with few stripes.
Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***
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Re: Obama Urinal Cakes -
06-23-2014, 01:23 AM
Bit I'm not a servant. How does that scripture apply to me?
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Re: Obama Urinal Cakes -
06-23-2014, 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by bishop
Bit I'm not a servant. How does that scripture apply to me?
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Yes, you are a slave/servant. I posted scripture backing up this claim on another thread a few minutes ago. You came from Ham (the son of Noah). Therefore, you are a servant/slave.
Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***
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Re: Obama Urinal Cakes -
06-23-2014, 02:26 AM
I'm free and do my own thing. I report to no one except The Lord!
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