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Default Thankyou God. - 09-17-2009, 06:24 AM

I am 25 years old today. And I am so grateful to Our Sweet Lord. That he has seen fit to let me live another year. And bring me here to you.
I pray that as long as God grants me life. I will spend it living by his word, and his word alone.
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Default Re: Thankyou God. - 09-17-2009, 06:31 AM

Happy B-Day Angels!

It's cool that Jesus led you to Landover like he did me. These people are soooooper nice and so sweet! I thank the Lord everyday that there are people like the good True Christians here to help bring me to Jesus!

Have a great day!


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Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
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Default Re: Thankyou God. - 09-17-2009, 06:43 AM

Happy birthday young lady. Why aren't you married to some nice Christian man? Lord knows you need someone to guide you, and you sure aren't getting any younger....


Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Thankyou God. - 09-17-2009, 07:22 AM

Happy birthday Miss Angels.


Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.
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Default Re: Thankyou God. - 09-17-2009, 11:27 AM

Happy Birthday Miss Angels.
God Bless,
Bryan.


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And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
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Default Re: Thankyou God. - 09-17-2009, 04:08 PM

Happy birthday I wish you all the best and hope you have a wonderful day.
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Default Re: Thankyou God. - 09-17-2009, 04:27 PM

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I am 25 years old today... I pray that as long as God grants me life. I will spend it living by his word, and his word alone.
Well, of course, that's a start, but don't you have even the slightest female tingling to bear a brood of little Soldiers for Christ?


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Default Re: Thankyou God. - 09-17-2009, 05:10 PM

Happy Birthday, angels!!!
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Default Re: Thankyou God. - 09-17-2009, 05:12 PM

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Well, of course, that's a start, but don't you have even the slightest female tingling to bear a brood of little Soldiers for Christ?

Oh Mr. Lee. I ache to have babies for Jesus. Apart from marrying my Christian Gentleman . My only goal is to have lots of baby Christian Soldiers and be the perfect wife. I do believe That is the very best way I can serve God.
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Default Re: Thankyou God. - 09-17-2009, 05:14 PM

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Happy Birthday, angels!!!

Thankyou everyone for my Birthday wishes. I am mighty thankful.

And especially from my lovely friend Johnny.
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Default Re: Thankyou God. - 09-18-2009, 12:59 AM

Around Freehold we have a word for unmarried 25 year old ladies....Spinster.

You should practically be a grandmother by now girl! What are you waiting for?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Thankyou God. - 09-18-2009, 01:05 AM

Happy Birthday angels, I left a message on your profile as I was not sure you wanted it advertised. Ladies often do like to remain private about their age. My wife is about to celebrate her 29th birthday, for the 30th time.....

But as Zeke said, you really need to think about settling down and stopping the wild life.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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