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Default Day 1. Genesis 1-3 - 09-05-2007, 05:57 PM

Genesis 1-3


In the beginning...

It begins.

Praise Jesus!!!

Genesis 1 tells the story of the first six days of creation. Praise Jesus!!!

God in His master plan, KNEW how the world had to be made. He was smart enough to make water before land, and then plants after water, and then animals after plants (the animals would have died without oxygen you see).

He's that smart.

Praise HIM!

In the beginning of Genesis 2, we see how our all-powerful God rested. Praise His tired holi-ness! Praise Him indeed!

Remeber in day six, Genesis 1:26, he made man, then in Genesis 2:7, he made man again. Praise His redundant nature!

Genesis 3 is where it starts to get good! There's the serpent, and the tree, and the nakedness. And then God kicks them out of eden.

Friends, read up! Drink up the knowledge contained in this book.

Remember, the story of creation (that which those eviloutionists don't want you to know) is contained in today's reading.

Praise Jesus!!!

YIC
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Default Re: Day 1. Genesis 1-3 - 09-05-2007, 06:12 PM

Praise Jesus Brother V.
It makes so much more sense than all the non-sense about "Big bangs" out of nothing.
There HAD to be a reason for The Beginning and that reason is right there in Black and white.
God makes all things possible.



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Default Re: Day 1. Genesis 1-3 - 07-14-2010, 06:10 PM

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Praise Jesus Brother V.
It makes so much more sense than all the non-sense about "Big bangs" out of nothing.
How true you are Sister Tali.

I have people regularly mock me for my belief in God.

And when I ask them for their explanation of where earth, animals, humans, plants, the universe came from they waffle something about a "big bang"?

But how can a "bang" of a couple of atoms that happened to mysteriously appear from nothingness come up with so many different life forms?

Would not each "bang" produce the same?

What kind of "bang" produced a pumpkin? And why would a different "bang" produce a donkey?

Defies logic their "theory" when there is just so much data and evidence to say that God produced it ALL in 6 days and on the seventh day he rested.


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Default Re: Day 1. Genesis 1-3 - 05-11-2012, 02:04 PM

I could not have said it better, Sister Charli.
I have grown tired of telling them that there is no "theory" that will save them from the fires of Hell. I just hope that they repent early on, and enjoy the glory of His creations instead of wasting precious time with this monkey non-sense.


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Default Re: Day 1. Genesis 1-3 - 10-03-2012, 07:14 PM

Though it has been a while since this thread has been posted in, there is something regarding Genesis 1-3 that I've been wondering about, and this seems the appropriate place to put it.

Genesis 1:24 through Genesis 1:27 tells us that God made the animals of the world before He made man: "And God said, 'Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.' And it was so. God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. Then God said, 'Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.' So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them." All of which is very well and good, and very profoundly written.

But during the story telling of the creation of Adam, Genesis 2:19 through Genesis 2:20 tells us that the beasts and birds of the Earth came after man: "Now the Lord God had formed out of the ground all the wild animals and all the birds in the sky. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name. So the man gave names to all the livestock, the birds in the sky and all the wild animals." Again, all well and good, as it explains how man came to dominate over the creatures of the world.

But we are taught that the word of the Bible is 100% true, and in these places, the story of the Bible contradicts itself. I don't wish to say that the Bible is wrong - for that would be blasphemous - nor do I want to discredit the possibility that, in His power, God could have done both at once. So the question I pose is thus: Are both versions of the order of events during Creation correct, or is it only one; and, if the later, which one?
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Default Re: Day 1. Genesis 1-3 - 10-03-2012, 08:12 PM

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So the question I pose is thus: Are both versions of the order of events during Creation correct, or is it only one; and, if the later, which one?
They are both true.

The first is the account of creation of the world and the universe.

The second is the account of creation of Eden.

Adam and Eve were the special, chosen people created in Eden. The first Jews.

The other people were the ones their children hybridized with (probably the "Neanderthals") once kicked out of Eden.


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Default Re: Day 1. Genesis 1-3 - 09-05-2007, 09:54 PM

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Genesis 1-3


In the beginning...

It begins.

Praise Jesus!!!

Genesis 1 tells the story of the first six days of creation. Praise Jesus!!!

God in His master plan, KNEW how the world had to be made. He was smart enough to make water before land, and then plants after water, and then animals after plants (the animals would have died without oxygen you see).

He's that smart.

Praise HIM!

In the beginning of Genesis 2, we see how our all-powerful God rested. Praise His tired holi-ness! Praise Him indeed!

Remeber in day six, Genesis 1:26, he made man, then in Genesis 2:7, he made man again. Praise His redundant nature!

Genesis 3 is where it starts to get good! There's the serpent, and the tree, and the nakedness. And then God kicks them out of eden.

Friends, read up! Drink up the knowledge contained in this book.

Remember, the story of creation (that which those eviloutionists don't want you to know) is contained in today's reading.

Praise Jesus!!!

YIC
V
Sounds like an illogical myth to me. What you fail to mention is that according to the story (Genesis 1:14-19) the sun wasn't put there until the fourth day, so all the plants and the water (that had been created already) would have frozen solid by then, due to lack of heat. How can plants function without sunlight anyway?
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How can plants function without sunlight anyway?
Friend, plants can live for a day without light.
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Default Re: Day 1. Genesis 1-3 - 09-05-2007, 10:14 PM

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Genesis 1-3

In the beginning ...

It begins.

Praise Jesus!!!

Genesis 1 tells the story of the first six days of creation. Praise Jesus!!! ...

... today's reading.

Praise Jesus!!!

YIC
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What a Godly idea Brother V, to study the Bible together right here on the board, with chapters asigned for each day of the year, from the beginning to the revelation ...

... I love it! noddy


1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Default Re: Day 1. Genesis 1-3 - 09-05-2007, 10:31 PM

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What a Godly idea Brother V, to study the Bible together right here on the board, with chapters asigned for each day of the year, from the beginning to the revelation ...

... I love it! noddy
Many people who come to these forums and to the main website think we make up the Bible verses, or that we take things out of context; or that wasn't the meaning... or ... Well, this is an opportuntiy for us all to re-read, together, the ONE book that the Lord has given us to get to know Him.

That's why the Bible (KJV1611) is so important. It is the only piece of literature that our Lord has provided for us to understand His Holy ways.

If we don't know what God has to say, then we could fall for any of those teaching that lie-berul pastors have been dishing out.

That's why a full study of the Bible (KJV1611) is so important. How will anyone know what's in the Bible, without reading it.
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Sounds like an illogical myth to me. What you fail to mention is that according to the story (Genesis 1:14-19) the sun wasn't put there until the fourth day, so all the plants and the water (that had been created already) would have frozen solid by then, due to lack of heat. How can plants function without sunlight anyway?
Lack of heat doesn't equal cold. Where does it say that God had created coldness by then? And the plants survived on the light from Genesis 1:3, obviously. What's really impressive is that He didn't create that light until after making the Heaven and the Earth, meaning that He must have created them in the dark.


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What's really impressive is that He didn't create that light until after making the Heaven and the Earth, meaning that He must have created them in the dark.
How true brother. Just imagine Genesis 1:2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. The LORD was probably just fumbling about, like a person in an unfamiliar house looking for the light switch. Then he realized... silly me, I haven't made light yet.
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How true brother. Just imagine Genesis 1:2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. The LORD was probably just fumbling about, like a person in an unfamiliar house looking for the light switch. Then he realized... silly me, I haven't made light yet.
I've often thought that the Lord always has a sense of the dramatic. Like a new model car, Madison Avenue advertisers always like to keep things under wrap until the great unveiling - stunning the public with a new creation. The Lord is always dramatic with his disasters, things like earthquakes, hurricanes, floods, volcanoes, fires and brimstones. Certainly well beyond what any Hellywood special effects department could dream up. Turning the Lights on at the final moment to reveal his Project Universe was impressive. He just had everything down to the finest detail, including those little yeast organisms to make beer for day seven. It was his way of telling True Christians™ to kick back and enjoy - this Bud's for you.

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Default Re: Day 1. Genesis 1-3 - 01-27-2011, 10:55 PM

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Genesis 1-3


In the beginning...

It begins.

Praise Jesus!!!

Genesis 1 tells the story of the first six days of creation. Praise Jesus!!!

God in His master plan, KNEW how the world had to be made. He was smart enough to make water before land, and then plants after water, and then animals after plants (the animals would have died without oxygen you see).

He's that smart.

Praise HIM!

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Genesis 3 is where it starts to get good! There's the serpent, and the tree, and the nakedness. And then God kicks them out of eden.

Friends, read up! Drink up the knowledge contained in this book.

Remember, the story of creation (that which those eviloutionists don't want you to know) is contained in today's reading.

Praise Jesus!!!

YIC
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WOW! This makes so much more sense then the big bang story I have been taught by my parents!!

Praise the Lord for mine having finally seen the truth!!!
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Default Re: Day 1. Genesis 1-3 - 02-18-2011, 01:46 AM

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Genesis 1-3


In the beginning...

It begins.

Praise Jesus!!!

Genesis 1 tells the story of the first six days of creation. Praise Jesus!!!

God in His master plan, KNEW how the world had to be made. He was smart enough to make water before land, and then plants after water, and then animals after plants (the animals would have died without oxygen you see).

He's that smart.

Praise HIM!

In the beginning of Genesis 2, we see how our all-powerful God rested. Praise His tired holi-ness! Praise Him indeed!

Remeber in day six, Genesis 1:26, he made man, then in Genesis 2:7, he made man again. Praise His redundant nature!

Genesis 3 is where it starts to get good! There's the serpent, and the tree, and the nakedness. And then God kicks them out of eden.

Friends, read up! Drink up the knowledge contained in this book.

Remember, the story of creation (that which those eviloutionists don't want you to know) is contained in today's reading.

Praise Jesus!!!

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AND GOD SAW IT WAS GOOD!!
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Default Re: Day 1. Genesis 1-3 - 03-15-2011, 02:48 AM

You teach with a great annointing Brother V! Praise Jesus!


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Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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Default Re: Day 1. Genesis 1-3 - 04-06-2011, 03:52 AM

How I love reading about God creating earth, as mentioned before: it makes much more sense that the Big Bomb or whatever theory!
Praise Jesus Brother V!


Proverbs 14:1

Every wise woman buildeth her house:
but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.
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Default Re: Day 1. Genesis 1-3 - 06-11-2011, 09:21 PM

i would like to start reading the bible, as published at the site biblegateway.
although there are alot of translations, does this forum have advice witch of the translations is 'best'

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Default Re: Day 1. Genesis 1-3 - 06-11-2011, 10:20 PM

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i would like to start reading the bible, as published at the site biblegateway.
although there are alot of translations, does this forum have advice witch of the translations is 'best'

Tim
King James Version 1611 is the only one what is right version.

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Default Re: Day 1. Genesis 1-3 - 06-12-2011, 03:46 AM

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i would like to start reading the bible, as published at the site biblegateway.
although there are alot of translations, does this forum have advice witch of the translations is 'best'

Tim
Please read my sermon on how to tell which Bible version is the one TRUE Holy Word of God HERE.

There are seven of them.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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