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Default Made one application - 03-02-2013, 05:36 PM
I have made one simple application to aid LBC community in worshiping Jesus. The application is called: True Christian™ Calendar.

The application itself is lightweight, no need for installation, free and can be set up to start with system.

I am not sure if it works with JesOS™, but if it accepts .exe files, there should be no problem. I wasn't alone in creation of this software, I got help from a fellow Christian, Pramod Nair, and this is already uploaded on his site.

Here is the screenshot of virus scan (demon analysis):



No demons are posessing my file

May I post the download link?
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Default Re: Made one application - 03-02-2013, 05:41 PM
No. Any applications posted here need complete review by our theoscientists to ensure no demons have been compiled that might infect True Christians™. Feel free to PM me with the complete binary or assembly line code.

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Default Re: Made one application - 03-02-2013, 05:51 PM
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No. Any applications posted here need complete review by our theoscientists to ensure no demons have been compiled that might infect True Christians™. Feel free to PM me with the complete binary or assembly line code.

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Sounds good brother, but will code fit in a message? How long do you need to review an application?
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Default Re: Made one application - 03-02-2013, 07:27 PM
Brother Harold Porter, I've sent you the binary code, did you receive it?
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Default Re: Made one application - 03-02-2013, 07:33 PM
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Brother Harold Porter, I've sent you the binary code, did you receive it?
Indeed I did. As I suspected, it was chock full of homo-rectal demons, just waiting to get inside an innocent True Christian™ sigmoid colon. Permission denied.

Friend, the only application a Christian needs is the KJV1611 Holy Bible. It's always powered on and won't run out of batteries. Jesus' precious words at your fingertips, faster than any tomfoolery with electronical gadgets.

Now let's get back to praising Him.

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Default Re: Made one application - 03-02-2013, 07:43 PM
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Indeed I did. As I suspected, it was chock full of homo-rectal demons, just waiting to get inside an innocent True Christian™ sigmoid colon. Permission denied.

Friend, the only application a Christian needs is the KJV1611 Holy Bible. It's always powered on and won't run out of batteries. Jesus' precious words at your fingertips, faster than any tomfoolery with electronical gadgets.

Now let's get back to praising Him.

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I didn't know that the code was possessed by homo-rectal demons. It was probably caused by an rogue demon infiltrating the source code of my application.

Anyway, thanks for the alert brother. I shall go back to praising the Lord, at once.
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Default Re: Made one application - 03-03-2013, 12:50 AM
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I have made one simple application to aid LBC community in worshiping Jesus
You aren't trying to go around Pastor Bathfire, I hope. The last I heard, he was waiting for Christ to reveal to him whether or not you should develop any apps for LBC. Have you heard back from him?
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Default Re: Made one application - 03-03-2013, 01:10 AM
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I wasn't alone in creation of this software, I got help from a fellow Christian, Pramod Nair, and this is already uploaded on his site.
Fellow Christian, my foot!
No wonder that code is crawling with anal demons! You allowed an east indian devil to tamper with software to be distributed to True Christians? What is going on here...are you working for lucifer?
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