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Five Godly Things about Conservatives -
06-11-2014, 03:06 PM
1. Liberals constantly try to rewrite the past in an attempt to embarrass conservatives.
Look at what we've seen - the left claims a Republican president started the Iraq War, no President Hillary Clinton. The left pushed that anarchist religious fanatic Bundy in Nevada and then tried to claim Bundy is a tea party member. The Left tried to replace the ACA with Obama Care, the list just goes on.
2. Beards are acceptable on a conservative - if they are the right kind
Correct beards are what the Duke Brothers wear - manly, in your face and patriotic. Wrong beards are the Taliban kind like Bowe Bergdahl's father has
4. Conservatives choose a manly freedom over effeminate safety
When it comes to gun safety Conservatives chose the freedom of gun ownership. We know of the rest of our fellow citizens weren't such sissies they would be willing to train their children to rush gunmen in mass when a school shooting happens.
5. The Left Hates our Troops
Just look at the disgraceful lengths the Left went to get that traitor Bowe Bergdahl back or the way the liberals in the House voted down increasing Veterans Health care spending increases.
And Benghazi. NEVER FORGET Benghazi!
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Five Godly Things about Conservatives -
06-11-2014, 03:17 PM
Thank you Brother, for this timely reminder. It's a shame when the American public is so ignorant of its roots that it needs to be taught all over again. There was a time when these Truths were as well known as any Mother Goose Nursery Rhyme. Thanks, Obama.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Five Godly Things about Conservatives -
06-11-2014, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
2. Beards are acceptable on a conservative - if they are the right kind[/B]
Correct beards are what the Duke Brothers wear - manly, in your face and patriotic. Wrong beards are the Taliban kind like Bowe Bergdahl's father has!
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Papa Bergdahl's beard has clearly been rounded.
Leviticus 19:27
Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.
The duck men have biblically correct beards with um marred corners.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: Five Godly Things about Conservatives -
06-15-2014, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
5. The Left Hates our Troops
Just look at the disgraceful lengths the Left went to get that traitor Bowe Bergdahl back or the way the liberals in the House voted down increasing Veterans Health care spending increases.
And Benghazi. NEVER FORGET Benghazi!
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I pray for our soldiers everyday; they are heros!
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Re: Five Godly Things about Conservatives -
06-29-2014, 04:17 PM
Most liberals don't want to ban guns, just make it harder for insane people to get them.
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Re: Five Godly Things about Conservatives -
06-29-2014, 04:27 PM
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Most liberals don't want to ban guns, just make it harder for insane people to get them.
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No, they want to ban guns so the godless Federal Government can have it's way with us. They want Christians, especially, disarmed. They have already taken most of our artillery and it is impossible to find spare parts for our armored vehicles. We are not allowed to obtain short range missiles and we are banned from getting good, depleted uranium ammunition.
We are already almost helpless, but for the fact that we are beloved of God and under His protection.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Five Godly Things about Conservatives -
06-29-2014, 04:31 PM
Sure friend. And then they decide that everyone who wants to own a gun is insane. That's freedom according to the liberals.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Five Godly Things about Conservatives -
06-29-2014, 05:12 PM
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No, they want to ban guns so the godless Federal Government can have it's way with us. They want Christians, especially, disarmed. They have already taken most of our artillery and it is impossible to find spare parts for our armored vehicles. We are not allowed to obtain short range missiles and we are banned from getting good, depleted uranium ammunition.
We are already almost helpless, but for the fact that we are beloved of God and under His protection.
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No, they don't. Aren't you a conservative? How would you know what liberals want? Owning a gun is fine, and I'll probably get one for safety, but I want to make sure that crazy people don't have them.
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Re: Five Godly Things about Conservatives -
06-29-2014, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by tryingtobringsense
No, they don't. Aren't you a conservative? How would you know what liberals want? Owning a gun is fine, and I'll probably get one for safety, but I want to make sure that crazy people don't have them.
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But don't you see the problem with that? Who decides who the crazy people are? Based on what you have written on these forums, many of us might characterize you as a crazy person and so you would not be allowed a gun. And you would be the first person to cry about how unfair it was.
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: Five Godly Things about Conservatives -
06-29-2014, 05:42 PM
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...Owning a gun is fine, and I'll probably get one for safety...
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That's the worst reason, ever. A gun in the home is much more likely to harm someone who lives there, accidentally, than an intruder.
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Re: Five Godly Things about Conservatives -
06-29-2014, 06:03 PM
A crazy person is someone:
With severe mental illness, capable of causing delusions
With a violent streak
Who has threatened someone else's life
I think that's fair enough
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Re: Five Godly Things about Conservatives -
06-29-2014, 06:38 PM
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A crazy person is someone:
With severe mental illness, capable of causing delusions
With a violent streak
Who has threatened someone else's life
I think that's fair enough
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Those are ALREADY reasons people can't own a firearm.
Those are NONE of the qualities the recent so-called spree killers had.
Nice try.
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Re: Five Godly Things about Conservatives -
06-30-2014, 05:14 AM
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5. NEVER FORGET Benghazi!
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And never forget the number 3!
You do realize that most self-rape and onanism comes from the right hand?
We Catholics were small 'c' conservative long before three ships full of dentally challenged Brits made their way to Plymouth Rock so it is amusing to read the Johnny-come-lately rants of the new world cultists.
Keeping the womenfolk under control and off the Pulpit? Check.
Waging war as needed against Islamic States? Check.
Teaching the word of God and spreading it across the Globe? Check.
Real conservatives don't have a tranny spokesperson who can't decide if her Adams apple is a giveaway or not.
Real conservatives don't tolerate gay marriage... it is spreading like Daisy's legs at an after-stag party and even to IOWA!!!!! Your home 'State'!
Real conservatives would never have traded missiles to Iranian terrorists just to secure the release of a bunch of liberal elitists beholden to Jimmy Carter!
Drop by the Vatican for a nice Chianti sometime and I will explain.
Bless you, my well dressed tent model,
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Re: Five Godly Things about Conservatives -
06-30-2014, 03:38 PM
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Real conservatives don't have a tranny spokesperson....
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Says a man whose cult is passed down from one man who wears a frilly, lace dress and red prada shoes to the next.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Five Godly Things about Conservatives -
06-30-2014, 04:13 PM
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Says a man whose cult is passed down from one man who wears a frilly, lace dress and red prada shoes to the next.
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Good one, Sister E. Isn't is kind of the Holy Daddy to share his red shoes with Dorothy of Oz.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Five Godly Things about Conservatives -
06-30-2014, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Says a man whose cult is passed down from one man who wears a frilly, lace dress and red prada shoes to the next.
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Those shoes were a present His Holiness was given by a lovely parishioner (Donatella Versace) and he was just being kind and respectful when he wore them. Pope Benedict (Ret.) is a humble and simple man of German extraction so of course he might make a fashion faux-pas the odd time! The Teutons are about as stylish as the average potato farmer from Des Moines so it is very uncharitable of you (no surprise) to make light of his garb.
But this is a mere distraction from the discussion of the false conservative narrative that runs cock-eyed through this place like a one-legged butcher trying to catch a greased piglet.
Bless you, my circumferentially challenged baby dropper,
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