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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-17-2010, 09:14 PM
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No. That is entirely false in regards to the Bible (I will assume that the Bible is correct in this post). You must repent for your sins (please look those up if you haven't already) if you wish to be accepted by Jesus, as you said yourself.
"Love thy neighbor as thyself." I love you, but I do not believe in your relentless, venomous attacks on other posters on this forum.
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There is a slight difference, I love all my Brothers and Sisters. The way you want to love us is homersexural.
My love is of admiration and devotion yours is nasty pervert sex with a mans backside!
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-17-2010, 09:14 PM
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Well James, if your church is indeed "little", then why would anyone credit it as the correct belief?
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Because the Bible promises that only a few very people will be saved.
The first time God destroyed the world, he only saved eight people. Jesus says the next time it will be even worse.
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I do not worship nor do I believe in Satan. I am anything but a religious apologist, as yourself, and am agnostic - there is no proof of a higher power including that of the Baptist Christian God and/or Jesus. Please show me the proof of a 'Hell' being real besides Biblical texts - it is somewhat sad that many people quote the Bible without ensuring its authenticity.
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There's mountains of evidence to prove hell is real. http://www.av1611.org/hell.html
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Please do not call my beliefs primitive because I choose to question beliefs that people claim are a priori correct.
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You aren't primitive, just backwards and delusional.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-17-2010, 09:16 PM
I love that country!
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-17-2010, 09:17 PM
http://www.creditwritedowns.com/2009...n-iceland.html
and i'm totally supposed to believe that that's you hb in the picture, why? because you say so. I'm middle-aged and i'm european.
anyway, i'm out. while you feel the need to protect your church and ideas, i'm just doing this for kicks. you won't hear from me again because i do have a life outside of pissing off fundamentalists. enjoy a miserable god-fearing life!
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-17-2010, 09:17 PM
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i for one choose hell, since 99.99999% of the people seem to be going there. it sounds like a party.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-17-2010, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by ragnarokinhumanform
No. That is entirely false in regards to the Bible (I will assume that the Bible is correct in this post). You must repent for your sins (please look those up if you haven't already) if you wish to be accepted by Jesus, as you said yourself.
"Love thy neighbor as thyself." I love you, but I do not believe in your relentless, venomous attacks on other posters on this forum.
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Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
John 3:18, 36 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already .... He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.
Acts 16:30-31 Sirs, what must I do to be saved? And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.
Romans 1:16-17 For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God salvation to every one that believeth.... As it is written, The just shall live by faith.
Romans 3:20 By the deeds of the law there shall no flesh be justified in his sight.
Romans 3:28 A man is justified by faith without the deeds of the law.
Romans 4:2 For if Abraham were justified by works he hath whereof to glory?
Romans 4:13 For the promise ... was not to Abraham, or to his seed, through the law, but through the righteousness of faith.
Romans 5:1 Therefore, being justified by faith, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ.
Romans 10:9 If thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be
saved.
Galatians 2:16 A man is not justified by the works of the law, but by the faith of Jesus Christ.
Galatians 3:11-12 The just shall live by faith. And the law is not of faith.
Ephesians 2:8-9 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: not of works, lest any man should boast.
Titus 3:5 Not by works of righteousness which we have done, but according to his mercy he saved us, by the washing of regeneration, and renewing of the Holy Ghost.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-17-2010, 09:21 PM
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first of all, mental handicapped people tend to have an iq between 50-69, i'm pretty sure that's where you fit in. and in case you hadn't noticed, the usa has a lower average with many more people. your attempts at intellectual insults is really laughable. stick to the non-substantiated scripture, it's where you do best at annoying people.
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Yes, that's right. America totally cannot compare to the prosperous, powerful land of innovation called Iceland.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-17-2010, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Don Vito
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Yes, what's your point?
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-17-2010, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Thor the Thunder God
I love that country!
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Don't you have homework to be doing, little boy?
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-17-2010, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by garden of eden
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Yes, it definitely looks like a horrible country!
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and i'm totally supposed to believe that that's you hb in the picture, why? because you say so. I'm middle-aged and i'm european.
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When did I ever say that was a picture of me? It's not, it's an old picture of my uncle, but whatever.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-17-2010, 09:26 PM
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There is a slight difference, I love all my Brothers and Sisters. The way you want to love us is homersexural.
My love is of admiration and devotion yours is nasty pervert sex with a mans backside!
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Oh my, please do not speak of such profane acts! I do not mean I wish to partake in 'homosexual' (please learn how to spell correctly) with you, just that I believe in equality, tolerance and kindness: three qualities this thread does not uphold.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-17-2010, 09:26 PM
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Yes, what's your point?
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That there is nothing that indicates that that is in Iceland.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-17-2010, 09:28 PM
Well it's a quite good place, no matter what you say!
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-17-2010, 09:28 PM
just a thought here... has any one thought that maby all the books about all the religions were fictions ? just a friendly question answer politely
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-17-2010, 09:29 PM
okay final post. it must make you feel a lot better about your lives. i said i'm middle-aged. and that was site, besides "violence" in iceland is really just getting shot.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-17-2010, 09:31 PM
On behalf of all icelanders I approve of this thread, its about time to confront our discrepancies!
To the OP, you should edit the first post and add that our female prime minister is also a lesbian!
Save us before its too late, I cant stop watching porn .. there is no hope
Rape virgins instead of male angels (GENESIS 19:1-8)
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-17-2010, 09:31 PM
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just a thought here... has any one thought that maby all the books about all the religions were fictions ? just a friendly question answer politely
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I agree with that. I've been trying to tell people for years that the Qu'ran was a fabricated fairy tale invented by a crazed pedophile high on hashish.
Can you believe people believe such stupid things?
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-17-2010, 09:31 PM
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Oh my, please do not speak of such profane acts! I do not mean I wish to partake in 'homosexual' (please learn how to spell correctly) .
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We know how to spell it, we just don't care to spell the name of beasts correctly.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-17-2010, 09:31 PM
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That there is nothing that indicates that that is in Iceland.
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You're the one who said it was in Iceland. Are you on drugs??
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