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Demon possessed epileptics: What to do? -
11-10-2010, 07:52 PM
Dear True Christian brothers and sisters I hope you can help me with a Christian dilemma.
The other day when I was out to buy some groceries, I suddenly saw a little girl who fell on the floor and began to shake as she drooled and made weird facial expressions. People around me were obviously upset by the incident, but several folks were still quickly over by the girl in a hopeless attempt to help her by giving her First Aid and apparently also some epilepsy medicine. The session took about 10 minutes before the brat seemed to be fairly normal again. I found the whole episode very nasty and of course I knew that no First Aid or medicine could ever heal her from the demon she obvious was obsessed by. Luke 9:39, Matthew 17:14-18
As a Christian man, of course I wanted to help her by chasing the demons out of her, but on the other hand I didn’t want her had to use her demonic superpowers against meMark 5:4. At the same time I didn’t want to waste my time on here if she was not a Christian. Mark 9:18, which she most likely was not, as she was a denmarkian.
These thoughts led me to leave without doing anything.
But now I don’t know if I did the right thing. I have prayed for days in hope that The Lord would give me some answers, but I still don’t know what the Christian thing to do is in a situation like that.
Please let me know what you thoughts are.
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Re: Demon possessed epileptics: What to do? -
11-10-2010, 09:49 PM
A: Don't go to that store, anymore.
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Re: Demon possessed epileptics: What to do? -
11-10-2010, 09:58 PM
Nobar King is correct. Epileptics fake their seizures as a way to lure unsuspecting strangers into having gay sex with them. The hope is that while the "epileptics" is supposedly unconscious the stranger will understandably be temped to take advantage of the epileptic by having butt sex with them. This is just another ploy by Atheists to get the rest of society into damning themselves with butt sex.
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Re: Demon possessed epileptics: What to do? -
11-10-2010, 10:05 PM
You are certain she wasn't a witch? Perhaps all of those people who were around her were enthralled by her witch-ness and tried to 'help' her, succumbing to her devious and devilish ways?
If it was a witch then I strongly suggest burning her.
If a demon, then pray for her.
If an epileptic, then do as Nobar King suggested.
Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.
Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.
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Re: Demon possessed epileptics: What to do? -
11-10-2010, 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Viggo B. Kristoffersen
Dear True Christian brothers and sisters I hope you can help me with a Christian dilemma.
The other day when I was out to buy some groceries, I suddenly saw a little girl who fell on the floor and began to shake as she drooled and made weird facial expressions. People around me were obviously upset by the incident, but several folks were still quickly over by the girl in a hopeless attempt to help her by giving her First Aid and apparently also some epilepsy medicine. The session took about 10 minutes before the brat seemed to be fairly normal again. I found the whole episode very nasty and of course I knew that no First Aid or medicine could ever heal her from the demon she obvious was obsessed by. Luke 9:39, Matthew 17:14-18
As a Christian man, of course I wanted to help her by chasing the demons out of her, but on the other hand I didn’t want her had to use her demonic superpowers against meMark 5:4. At the same time I didn’t want to waste my time on here if she was not a Christian. Mark 9:18, which she most likely was not, as she was a denmarkian.
These thoughts led me to leave without doing anything.
But now I don’t know if I did the right thing. I have prayed for days in hope that The Lord would give me some answers, but I still don’t know what the Christian thing to do is in a situation like that.
Please let me know what you thoughts are.
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Well if there was a pig handy, you could try getting the demon to switch bodies. Being in a store, I'm not sure if pork products have the same demon holding capabilities.
Other than that, perhaps bashing the child over the head with your KJV Bible while screaming "DEMON BEGONE!" might help.
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**female brain**
Just reread your post. Considering the numbers that come here and openly admit to liking their demons, I'm not sure what you should have done either. As the Bible tells us, if you cast out the demon and the child did not become a True Christian™ they would be in worse shape than if you hadn't done anything to begin with.
John 5:14 Afterward Jesus findeth him in the temple, and said unto him, Behold, thou art made whole: sin no more, lest a worse thing come unto thee.
Matthew 12:43-45 When the unclean spirit is gone out of a man, he walketh through dry places, seeking rest, and findeth none. Then he saith, I will return into my house from whence I came out; and when he is come, he findeth it empty, swept, and garnished. Then goeth he, and taketh with himself seven other spirits more wicked than himself, and they enter in and dwell there: and the last state of that man is worse than the first. Even so shall it be also unto this wicked generation.
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Re: Demon possessed epileptics: What to do? -
11-10-2010, 10:27 PM
This is why I never leave home without a loaded gun. You never know when a little girl pretending to be a girl scout will try to rape you.
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Re: Demon possessed epileptics: What to do? -
11-10-2010, 10:59 PM
Best thing to do is to just walk on - the character could be some sociopath looking for attention, demon possessed creature or an artist doing a "happening".
I remind myself it is for the sinner to seek Jesus not Jesus the sinner, whilst foaming and writhing on the sidewalk, the person is unlikely to be concentrating on their immortal soul and relationship with the Almighty.
I suppose that if you have a Landover business card, you might stick it between their gnashing teeth.
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Re: Demon possessed epileptics: What to do? -
11-11-2010, 12:26 AM
i would suggest that you start carrying a thick leather bound KJV 1611 with you everywhere you go. any extra weight this add's to your carrying load will be equaled by strength God will give you for being prepared to strike down the sinner's and homosexuals you could encounter at any point in time.
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Re: Demon possessed epileptics: What to do? -
11-11-2010, 03:15 AM
Did you check for nearby Gypsies picking pockets? She was probably creating a distraction so her partner could shoplift ciggies and condoms and beer and steal your wallet.
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Re: Demon possessed epileptics: What to do? -
11-11-2010, 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted by landoverlover
Did you check for nearby Gypsies picking pockets? She was probably creating a distraction so her partner could shoplift ciggies and condoms and beer and steal your wallet.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Demon possessed epileptics: What to do? -
11-11-2010, 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Higgins
If a demon, then pray for her.
If an epileptic, then do as Nobar King suggested.
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I'm not quite sure what you are saying dear Brother. Are you suggesting that epilpsy is not the same as being possessed by a demon. I'm just a bit confused here.
By the way, thanks for all the good answers. If God is buzy for any good reason I always know who to turn to. Speaking to you guys is almost (but only almost) as good as speaking to Jesus himself. Just more proof that Landover Baptist Church must be Lord's favourite church.
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Re: Demon possessed epileptics: What to do? -
11-11-2010, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Viggo B. Kristoffersen
I'm not quite sure what you are saying dear Brother. Are you suggesting that epilpsy is not the same as being possessed by a demon. I'm just a bit confused here.
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Nobar is saying run away before you are forced into having gay butt sex with that epileptic girl. Though I do like the suggestion of putting a Jack Chick tract in her pocket.
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Re: Demon possessed epileptics: What to do? -
11-11-2010, 04:33 PM
I think that girl desperately need's some Bible study with a True Christian priest who can correct her way's with a firm hand. Perhaps this "epileptic attack" was her trying to reach out to true Christians and plead for help from her heathen family that would rather use witch magic and hate to fix the problem's caused by desecrating Baby Jesus than becoming True Christians
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