Dear Hamite Sinner,
We are all praying that this
birthday of yours will be a
Blessed one! Please let go of the
Dreadlock cult and the "gay-jah", detach yourself from the
Caribbean cult of short-distance running and the
communist agenda and you'll see how the sin-derived pigmentation will vanish!
Don't do
THIS!
We are all praying that this birthday of yours will be a
Blessed one and that you'll understand the
repulsive deeds of your forefathers during the
most pivotal moments of the earth's History, that of the
Flood!
Genesis 9:22
And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
Can't you see?! You're the offspring of
incestuous sodomite sin, but through
Repentance and
our Help you can dismiss all that and be one with
Christ! Please Behold
our ancestors,
Adam and
Eve of
perfect, very lightly pigmented complexion (before the
Fall of Genesis 3:6, obviously, as that must have caused havoc with sunburns, acne, and hirsutism):
These are
your ancestors:
May this Birthday be the Best One you've ever had, as we offer you the
Bestest Birthday present Ever: the Possibility of
Eternal Life in
Jesus Christ! Please
accept our generous gift!
Romans 1:16
For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek.
If the inhabitants of the
Jooish lands and of
Grease can be
Saved,
so can you! Happy Birthday, dear sinner Friend!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer