[Glendora Christianson]

Folks, I am so upset! Our friends at babycage.net alerted me to a news story that has them very concerned. It seems this unsavory couple misused a baby cage so that they could partake in demonic drug activities. The good people at babycage.net wanted me to remind our members that baby cages are only intended for use by the finest Christian households. Please pray that the bad publicity won't affect babycage.net (or lower the value babycage.net stocks)

[RossDLtn]

Perhaps I should get one for my son. He and his wife need something like that. I will pray every day on this unfortunate matter.

[eliot mayfield]

These is what smoking reefers leads to! Drugs are evil and satan himself is behind them.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Oh Mother Glyndie what a travesty!

I have been praying ALL DAY that this GOLDY company is not tainted by such bad publicity by those Godless, vile sinners.

I don't know what I would have done without one when Tater was little! It spared us a lot of grief when Zeke and I spent all those many long, hard hours in bible study.

Tater was such a handful. Always knocking on the door wondering what the noises were we were making while shouting out PRAISE to our LORD and Saviour! Oh GOD!!!! OH GOD!!!! And if we didn't watch him constantly, he tended to get himself in touble.

The Toddler cage was truly a life saver. Every family with babies and toddlers should own one.

Lve, Sister Thumper

[RossDLtn]

Sister Thumper, that picture you've attached reminds me of my cousin. He once stuck a knife into an electrical socket. It was quite funny, actually.

Those baby cages are very much needed.

[Enobarbus]

Originally Posted by RossDLtn

Sister Thumper, that picture you've attached reminds me of my cousin. He once stuck a knife into an electrical socket. It was quite funny, actually.

Those baby cages are very much needed.

Why am I not surprised that your cousin did that? Hilarious. Was he killed; or just given a bit of a jolt? Next time make sure that he's earthed. Since anyone related to you is bound to go to hell anyway, speeding up the process won't have a dramatic effect on the greater plan.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

I'm sure the people whining about the "inhumanity" of these safety devices are the same ones whining about "gun control". When will they learn that guns and these cages are used for the same purposes: to defend against evil! Sure, anything can be used for evil: why once I heard of a criminal who used a cross to sexually pleasure himself. I am sure that if he were with us today, he would agree: any object that falls into the hands of the possessed can be used for evil. Unfortunately he committed suicide by striking himself repeatedly in the back of the head with a crowbar and he is now roasting in Hell and unable to be with us. Surely it isn't these objects' faults that they are used for evil: taking them away won't solve anything. I'm sure thousands of people in the United States defend themselves with the use of a 12-gauge repeating shotgun every day! Should we let these innocent people die because of one bad apple? Same with these cages: one family abused them, but how many thousands of other families can tell the stories of successfully protecting their children from such mental torture as evolution, "science" and Democrats?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Well HERE is another example of an activist judge (and no doubt a Cliton appointee!) persecuting a Godly Christian grandmother who was only trying to teach her grandson right from wrong. This just makes Jesus furious!

Granny Sentenced For Caging Grandson
For Three Years Boy Was Locked In Dog Kennel Each Night Grandmother Went To Work As A Christian Jail Counselor

(CBS/AP) A 62-year-old woman was sentenced to three years in prison for locking her grandson inside a dog kennel every night for three years while she went to work as a Christian jail counselor.

"I cannot imagine any society that would say it is just and fair to inflict this harm on a child that cannot protect himself," Adams County District Court Judge Harlan Bockman said.

Candelario, a former state trooper, put the boy in a 4 foot by 3 foot kennel each day at 4 p.m. and let him out hours later when she returned from work, authorities said.

She pleaded guilty to one felony count of conspiracy to commit child abuse that resulted in bodily harm and a misdemeanor count of child abuse.

The boy was 10 when the abuse began and 13 when Candelario was arrested last May.

"I felt like I was in a prison in my home," said a letter from the boy, which was read in court. "When I was in the cage, I felt scared and lonely and that I was not loved by my grandma."

The boy's foster mother said the boy refused to attend sentencing because he remains afraid of Candelario.

Well of course the little sissy is afraid of her. She put the fear of God into him! And don't you just know that this "foster family" are a bunch of do-gooders who recycle and vote for the demoncrat ticket every chance they get?

[RossDLtn]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Well HERE is another example of an activist judge (and no doubt a Cliton appointee!) persecuting a Godly Christian grandmother who was only trying to teach her grandson right from wrong. This just makes Jesus furious!




Well of course the little sissy is afraid of her. She put the fear of God into him! And don't you just know that this "foster family" are a bunch of do-gooders who recycle and vote for the demoncrat ticket every chance they get?

Filthy demoncrats. I wish someone had put the fear of God into me like that a long time ago. PRAISE!

[OnYourKnees]

Originally Posted by RossDLtn

Filthy demoncrats. I wish someone had put the fear of God into me like that a long time ago. PRAISE!

I believe Pastor Zeke has a spare cage in his basement, right next to Mr. Wiggles; perhaps he'd be willing to keep you there a few hours a day? In exchange for a modest addition to your regular tithing schedule, of course.

[RossDLtn]

Originally Posted by OnYourKnees

I believe Pastor Zeke has a spare cage in his basement, right next to Mr. Wiggles; perhaps he'd be willing to keep you there a few hours a day? In exchange for a modest addition to your regular tithing schedule, of course.

And what about the size of the cage? Can you give me dimensions. I shall need at least some room to be able to read the Bible.

[Hairy Homer]

Originally Posted by RossDLtn

And what about the size of the cage? Can you give me dimensions. I shall need at least some room to be able to read the Bible.

Don't do it. The stories about what goes on in Pastor Zeke's basement are too horrendous to bear repeating. Flee.

[RossDLtn]

Originally Posted by Hairy Homer

Don't do it. The stories about what goes on in Pastor Zeke's basement are too horrendous to bear repeating. Flee.

I think you should be the fleeing one, Hairy Homer. Judging by your name, you probably shouldn't even be here.

And I think that whatever goes on in Pastor Zeke's basement, well, I in all probability need it.

[OnYourKnees]

Well said, Ross!

Pastor Zeke, would you care to introduce Ross to Mr. Wiggles? Perhaps they can be neighbors!

[RossDLtn]

Originally Posted by OnYourKnees

Well said, Ross!

Pastor Zeke, would you care to introduce Ross to Mr. Wiggles? Perhaps they can be neighbors!

Oh, I should like to meet Mr. Wiggles! He should prove to be a better neighbor than that "PsychopathicManRider" kid. He went to jail the other day. Just what he needed.

Maybe he'll find Jesus?