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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-26-2014, 11:32 AM
Praise! Another Messicant bites the dust.
Paco is "un Poco" dead.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-01-2014, 06:15 PM
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No offense intended brother but something like a million Mexicans die every second. I lost two in an excavation project this morning but since they are undocumented nobody cares. One of the widows made some noise until I offered to let her sit with her husband's body while I filled in the hole. They are an ungrateful people.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-16-2014, 12:41 AM
Some joo comedian was sent to hell by Jesus today. Of course all the liberal elites are weeping and wailing.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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03-20-2014, 03:57 PM
Wickedpedophile.org is listing Fred Phelps as having died today. His "church" is unfairly compared to us. That comparison is completely ridiculous. Westboro Baptist "Church" is an apostate, cafeteria Christian cult that denies God's Word on how children should treat their parents (Exodus 20:12) and the proper role of women (1 Timothy 2:12-15).
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-20-2014, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters
Wickedpedophile.org is listing Fred Phelps as having died today. His "church" is unfairly compared to us. That comparison is completely ridiculous. Westboro Baptist "Church" is an apostate, cafeteria Christian cult that denies God's Word on how children should treat their parents (Exodus 20:12) and the proper role of women (1 Timothy 2:12-15).
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Well said Brother. The unbiblical acts of allowing their women take on authoritative roles and letting them speak in church is a testament they are indeed a "cafeteria christian cult".
1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
I'll see you in hell Phelps....while looking down from heaven laughing at you (Psalm 2:4)
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03-20-2014, 09:16 PM
Also reported on by the BBC at
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-26669967
I'm sure those Commies and homers at the BBC deliberately put that 666 in the URL. It was no accident.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-20-2014, 10:01 PM
I think Landover Baptist should picket his funeral for the sinner that he was.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-23-2014, 12:14 PM
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I think Landover Baptist should picket his funeral for the sinner that he was.
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I think an army of TRUE prayer warriors with respectful and silent women clearly supporting and adoring their husbands' every command while tidy and well beaten children sing praise of God for taking such an apostate lightweight to Hell would be a fitting message from God to wretched sinners.
Poseurs like Phelps are roasting in Hell and these cherry picking fools need a reminder!
GLORY!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-23-2014, 11:00 PM
There will be no funeral, as Shirley Phelps doesn't want anyone (particularly LBC) picketing his funeral. Sister Shirley has issued a statement
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“This is a very difficult time for us,” the statement reads, “so we ask that the public have a little decency and respect by allowing us to mourn a great man who served God and tried to protect America from the threat of fags and perverts (i.e. gays and U.S. soldiers).”
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“It would be in extremely poor taste if someone were to protest my father’s funeral just because they disagreed with him,” she said. “Everyone is entitled to respect in death. What monster would go out of their way to upset my family when we’re grieving?”
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"My father was a great man who did no harm to anyone," she said. "So what if he beat his own wife and children? Doesn’t any good, loving father do that?”
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-24-2014, 09:29 PM
Some weirdo named Dave Brockie has been sent to the fiery depths. He was in band called GWAR, which from the look of things was some sort of Lord Of The Rings devil worshiping outfit.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-25-2014, 05:21 PM
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Welp, he looks like he's already ready to be a demon sex slave.
Enjoy , Dave.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-07-2014, 04:57 AM
Well it looks like God has killed another midget joo from Hollywood and sent it down to hell. Not a minute too soon.
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Mickey Rooney dead at 93, according to reports
Mickey Rooney died on Sunday, according to multiple media reports.
He was 93. He is survived by his eighth wife Jan and nine children.
TMZ first reported the news on Sunday night. The Washington Post and USA Today and also reporting Rooney’s death.
According to TMZ, Rooney had been ill for “quite some time” and the death was attributed to natural causes.
Rooney most recently appeared in “The Muppets” in 2011 and “Night At The Museum” in 2006. He was married 8 times.
Rooney was one of the most famous child actors in history. He played the role of Andy hardy in 20 films.
asdfsdRooney was also the first teenager to ever be nominated for an Oscar when he was honored in 1940 for his role in ”Strike Up the Band.”
Mickey Rooney was born Joe Yule Jr. on September 23, 1920 in Brooklyn, New York. He first took the stage as a toddler in his parents’ vaudeville act at 17 months old, according to his official website.
He made his first film appearance in 1926. The following year, he played the lead character in the first Mickey McGuire short film. It was in this popular film series that he took the stage name Mickey Rooney.
Rooney has received multiple awards, including a Juvenile Academy Award, an Honorary Academy Award, two Golden Globes and an Emmy Award.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-07-2014, 05:06 AM
Unacceptable. Not only was he an unrepentant, Christ-killing jew, he showed contempt for the sanctity of marriage. Like all jews and divorcees, he will have his part in the lake of fire, where he will be burned and tortured for all eternity, and where his worm shall dieth not.
What is so hard about accepting Jesus, when so much is on the line?
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-07-2014, 05:07 AM
Was he that perpetually angry and complainy atheist on 60 Minutes?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-07-2014, 08:12 AM
Hello All Aboard the Hell Train.
If Mickey Rooney was married 8 times why did he only have 9 children I only had one wife and we had 3 kids and so Mickey Rooney should have 24 kids give or take. I want to have another wife she is dead and have more kids because mine do not talk to me since I started walking with Jesus but Pastor Ezekiel said Boy with that mug you will only fetch gold diggers but I was not drinking coffee at the time.
Thank you.
Rusty
Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-07-2014, 03:38 PM
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If Mickey Rooney was married 8 times why did he only have 9 children I only had one wife and we had 3 kids and so Mickey Rooney should have 24 kids give or take.
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Mickey Rooney only had several kids because the fact is he is a Well Known hollywood gay.
The Proofs? This is a long suppressed photo of him cavorting at a secret resort in Palm Springs, Gays Only of course.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-07-2014, 09:18 PM
Another Joo - Peaches Geldof - model, journalist and TV presenter and daughter of the infamous Bob Geldof, aged 25 of a drug overdose. Mother of 2 - aged 10 months and 20 months. Peaches was well known for public nudity and drug use
Note all the empty bottles at the bottom left of the picture. Warning don't look at the centre of the picture.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-08-2014, 12:04 AM
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I just hate these Hollywood types that are so deceptive. I mean, the guy was only 5'2". You could barely see him over the tops of his shoes.
They had him stand on boxes for scenes with women. That form of dishonesty gives him a special ticket on the Hell Train.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-08-2014, 10:27 PM
Obongo's aunt who probably watched him born in Kenya is dead.
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(CNN) – President Barack Obama's aunt has died in Boston after a lengthy battle with cancer, according to her immigration lawyer.
Margaret W. Wong and Associates released a statement Tuesday that Zeituni Onyango, the half-sister of Obama’s late father, Barack Obama, Sr., had died on Monday in Boston.
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Onyango was born in Kenya in 1952 and became well known in 2008 when questions about her immigration status came to light during her nephew’s first run for president.
Onyango applied for political asylum in 2002 due to violence in Kenya. Her request was turned down. She appealed twice but was denied each time and ordered to leave the country.
Wong fought on her behalf and in 2010 she won her asylum case with the Immigration Court in Boston. Wong later helped her obtain her green card.
CNN has reached out to the White House for comment.
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I guess she'll be riding in the back of the hell train.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-09-2014, 03:39 AM
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Obongo's aunt who probably watched him born in Kenya is dead.
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Sweet JESUS that's an ugly one. If you pressed her face into some cookie dough you'd get gorilla cookies.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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