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Default Re: SHOULD 'MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE' STAND TRIAL FOR MURDER ?!! - 10-05-2010, 03:02 AM

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Have you ever seen a tortoise and hare race. So you actually believe children's stories like the tortoise and the hare to be true.
Have you ever seen Jesus? So you actually believe stories like the Bible to be true?
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Default Re: SHOULD 'MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE' STAND TRIAL FOR MURDER ?!! - 10-05-2010, 03:06 AM

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Have you ever seen Jesus? So you actually believe stories like the Bible to be true?
I've seen Jesus. He's spoken to me many times in dreams.


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Default Re: SHOULD 'MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE' STAND TRIAL FOR MURDER ?!! - 10-05-2010, 03:13 AM

I think we were generally discussing real life here.
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Default Re: SHOULD 'MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE' STAND TRIAL FOR MURDER ?!! - 10-05-2010, 03:18 AM

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Have you ever seen Jesus?
I have seen Him and what's more, I speak to Him every day.


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So you actually believe stories like the Bible to be true?
Of course they're true. It even says so in the Bible. What's more, Jesus is going to puke you right out of His loving mouth if you don't follow every single word of the Bible.

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Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: SHOULD 'MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE' STAND TRIAL FOR MURDER ?!! - 10-05-2010, 03:25 AM

Can you prove that?

So, you're telling me the Bible is true because the Bible itself says so? Your argument is invalid.
I guess I've already been puked out a billion times then.
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Default Re: SHOULD 'MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE' STAND TRIAL FOR MURDER ?!! - 10-05-2010, 03:47 AM

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Have you ever seen Jesus? So you actually believe stories like the Bible to be true?
I have seen Jesus and he answers my prayers. The is Bible is true unlike the children's book you named.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: SHOULD 'MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE' STAND TRIAL FOR MURDER ?!! - 10-05-2010, 03:51 AM

How do you know that there has never been a race between a tortoise and hare (like the one in that book) in the entire history of the world? And how do you know the Bible is true? You can't prove either of them are true or false.
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Default Re: SHOULD 'MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE' STAND TRIAL FOR MURDER ?!! - 10-05-2010, 03:52 AM

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Can you prove that?

So, you're telling me the Bible is true because the Bible itself says so? Your argument is invalid.
I guess I've already been puked out a billion times then.
I will reply to your other comments to me in a bit Mr satellite.

I would like to know though if you have not seen things yourself, personally.. as in PERSONAL experience, not something you have read in a book or seen in some study, you don't believe it?

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Default Re: SHOULD 'MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE' STAND TRIAL FOR MURDER ?!! - 10-05-2010, 03:56 AM

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I guess I've already been puked out a billion times then.
That's nothing compared to what's in store for you once Jesus sends you to hell.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: SHOULD 'MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE' STAND TRIAL FOR MURDER ?!! - 10-05-2010, 04:00 AM

What kind of things do you mean? I didn't say you had to see something personally to believe it's true, Lisa did ("Have you ever seen a tortoise and hare race. So you actually believe children's stories like the tortoise and the hare to be true.")
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Default Re: SHOULD 'MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE' STAND TRIAL FOR MURDER ?!! - 10-05-2010, 04:04 AM

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How do you know that there has never been a race between a tortoise and hare (like the one in that book) in the entire history of the world? And how do you know the Bible is true? You can't prove either of them are true or false.
The Bible is true, if you had bothered to read it you would find out why. As to your fanciful tortoise and hare race that could never be true.

You seem to be having trouble grasping reality. You should pray to the Lord for help.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: SHOULD 'MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE' STAND TRIAL FOR MURDER ?!! - 10-05-2010, 04:04 AM

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What kind of things do you mean? I didn't say you had to see something personally to believe it's true, Lisa did ("Have you ever seen a tortoise and hare race. So you actually believe children's stories like the tortoise and the hare to be true.")
Which chapter of the Holy Bible is that story in?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: SHOULD 'MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE' STAND TRIAL FOR MURDER ?!! - 10-05-2010, 04:14 AM

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What kind of things do you mean? I didn't say you had to see something personally to believe it's true, Lisa did ("Have you ever seen a tortoise and hare race. So you actually believe children's stories like the tortoise and the hare to be true.")
Now your trying to blame your failing of understanding on to me. Take responsibility for your own actions and do not blame others.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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The Bible is true, if you had bothered to read it you would find out why. As to your fanciful tortoise and hare race that could never be true.

You seem to be having trouble grasping reality. You should pray to the Lord for help.
I actually read the Bible and went to church as a kid, thanks

You seem to think that such a race is impossible, but yet I've seen posts around here saying anything is possible with Jesus. What if the tortoise and hare loved and worshipped Jesus as you do?

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Which chapter of the Holy Bible is that story in?
Are you meaning to say that the only proof something existed is if it was in the Bible?
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I actually read the Bible and went to church as a kid, thanks

You seem to think that such a race is impossible, but yet I've seen posts around here saying anything is possible with Jesus. What if the tortoise and hare loved and worshipped Jesus as you do?
You do not just read the Bible once as a kid and never read it again. You keep reading for all your life. It helps you grow.

If you had bothered to understand, The Hare and the Tortoise is a fable written by Aesop for children. Now start getting with the Lord.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Now your trying to blame your failing of understanding on to me. Take responsibility for your own actions and do not blame others.
What did I fail to understand?
Hahaha, how am I not taking responsibility for my own actions, you're the one who said it!
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What did I fail to understand?
Hahaha, how am I not taking responsibility for my own actions, you're the one who said it!
Stop twisting things around to make yourself look better. There is nothing wrong in admitting you do not understand and need help. As I said, take responsibility for your own actions.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: SHOULD 'MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE' STAND TRIAL FOR MURDER ?!! - 10-05-2010, 04:43 AM

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You do not just read the Bible once as a kid and never read it again. You keep reading for all your life. It helps you grow.

If you had bothered to understand, The Hare and the Tortoise is a fable written by Aesop for children. Now start getting with the Lord.
Yes, I did know that. I have a book of fables actually.
This is exactly why some people don't like your group of people, you're trying to shove your religion down our throats. Some people don't want to 'get with the Lord', maybe you should just accept that.

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Stop twisting things around to make yourself look better. There is nothing wrong in admitting you do not understand and need help. As I said, take responsibility for your own actions.
How am I twisting things around to make myself look better? Believe it or not, you actually did say that. It is pretty damn plain on the page to see.
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Yes, I did know that. I have a book of fables actually.
If you knew it was a book of fables then why did you insist on going about it being true. It only makes you look foolish.

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This is exactly why some people don't like your group of people, you're trying to shove your religion down our throats. Some people don't want to 'get with the Lord', maybe you should just accept that.
When did I "shove my religion" down your throat. Did I go to your house and start telling you about the Lord. No! You were the one that has come here trying convert us True Christians to follow you.

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How am I twisting things around to make myself look better? Believe it or not, you actually did say that. It is pretty damn plain on the page to see.
Look! I gave you an answer and then you started twisting it with your foolishness about the hare and the tortoise. So stop twisting things around!

I think you should contemplate these Bible verses.

1 Chronicles 21:8 And David said unto God, I have sinned greatly, because I have done this thing: but now, I beseech thee, do away the iniquity of thy servant; for I have done very foolishly.

Proverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: SHOULD 'MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE' STAND TRIAL FOR MURDER ?!! - 10-05-2010, 05:07 AM

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So what would you do if you found out you had a gay brother? Or if you had a gay child, what happens then?
Actually, I can speak with authority on this because I had the unfortunate experience of having a fag kid. My eldest son Ron was 18 years old and never good enough for my expectations. I wanted to groom him into being the successor for my evangelical empire, but he was always too moody and introverted and "artistic". I had suspicions he was gay and flat out told him: "If you're gay, you come to me and we can change that. You don't have to be a faggot.". I was a loving and caring father.

In 1989, he committed suicide by hanging himself in his closet. As it turns out, he was secretly in love with his boyfriend of 2 years (his supposed "best friend") and too ashamed to come out of the closet (lol, actually that's an ironic phrase don't you think?). I'm actually glad that he felt shame about his immoral choices, instead of waving rainbow flags and being so "prideful" about it. Ron did the right thing by killing himself. I'm also thankful that he did not spread The AIDS around, because he was bound to get it sooner or later.

I wish Ron could've mustered up the courage to change himself, but he didn't. He could've been a straight man -- a normal human being. Instead, he was a self-tormenting pervert who realized he had to make a moral choice once and for all.

I hope you understand my position on this and maybe you can learn from people that were unfortunately cursed for having homosexual children.



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