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Re: Immediate Prayers Needed -
03-02-2007, 04:00 PM
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im sorry if im to late undecided but i will cast a whether spell for u if u still need it. if it is im sorry but i will cast u one for next time. n i would like too cast 1 against steven harper but i dun want that to come back n get me.
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Casting spells????
Promoting witchcraft and satanism won't be tolerated here!
Consider yourself warned, harlot.
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Exodus 22:18
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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03-02-2007, 04:12 PM
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Dear Sue, did you read where The Fly (aka minion of Beelzebub) offered to cast a "weather" spell for Allie? We must pray that young Fly's ominous black and buzzing Clouds of Doom do not reach Allie before she finds salvation.
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Mrs. Rogers, it all becomes apparent to me now. Since it has become widespread Theological theory that Baby Jesus was a Snail
Well, a dirty, nasty fly now - who could this be but SATAN his self?
Quick, Ma - get the Flit!
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03-18-2007, 02:05 PM
y did i get an infarction? iwas just trying to do something nice for some1 it was a good spell i cast n it didnt hurt any1. its not the burning times ne more n witchs are more excepted in our countries so y give a warning?
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Re: Immediate Prayers Needed -
03-18-2007, 05:54 PM
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y did i get an infarction? iwas just trying to do something nice for some1 it was a good spell i cast n it didnt hurt any1. its not the burning times ne more n witchs are more excepted in our countries so y give a warning?
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Because our Godly Christian patience and lovingkindness stops us from just banning you outright!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Immediate Prayers Needed -
03-20-2007, 03:03 AM
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im sorry if im to late undecided but i will cast a whether spell for u if u still need it. if it is im sorry but i will cast u one for next time. n i would like too cast 1 against steven harper but i dun want that to come back n get me.
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Uhh, no offense, Fallen Arches, but if you were to do a weather spell, what with your spelling and diction, you'd probably end up more doing a 'whether' spell, and why would Alie want to know if the weather was whether or wherefore?
It would all be rather confusing, would it not?
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 03-20-2007 at 03:04 AM.
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Re: Immediate Prayers Needed -
03-20-2007, 03:28 AM
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y did i get an infarction?
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Those things usually happen due to a blockage of normal blood supply. You've really got to take better care of your health!
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its not the burning times ne more n witchs are more excepted in our countries so y give a warning?
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They aren't accepted by Christians, and these people are hard-core Christians.
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03-20-2007, 06:01 AM
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Those things usually happen due to a blockage of normal blood supply. You've really got to take better care of your health!
They aren't accepted by Christians, and these people are hard-core Christians.
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Perhaps she can cast a spell to clear her arteries, right before we burn her alive for practicing witchcraft?
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03-20-2007, 04:31 PM
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Perhaps she can cast a spell to clear her arteries, right before we burn her alive for practicing witchcraft?
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I'm not so sure that's what you really want; see, fat burns much better than muscle. If there are some balls of fat floating around the system, the victim burns better.
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03-20-2007, 04:34 PM
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I'm not so sure that's what you really want; see, fat burns much better than muscle. If there are some balls of fat floating around the system, the victim burns better.
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Thank you for adding the voice of experience.
I imagine you know this from errors in roasting babies?
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03-20-2007, 04:55 PM
I don't eat babies; they're nothing but fat and skin. I have to watch my girlish figure, you know. And you know I prefer Ethiopian Lean-Cuisines.
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03-20-2007, 05:04 PM
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I don't eat babies; they're nothing but fat and skin. I have to watch my girlish figure, you know. And you know I prefer Ethiopian Lean-Cuisines.
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"You'd best have two of them drumsticks. They oh-so-tiny, and there's not much meat upon 'em."
You sick cannibalistic monster! Were you raised Catholic or something?!
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03-20-2007, 05:07 PM
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"You'd best have two of them drumsticks. They oh-so-tiny, and there's not much meat upon 'em." That's exactly it!
You sick cannibalistic monster! Were you raised Catholic or something?!
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Indeed I was. Then I was an Alliance Christian. And then I woke up and saw the error of my ways; so now I'm Pagan.
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Re: Immediate Prayers Needed -
03-20-2007, 07:02 PM
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Indeed I was. Then I was an Alliance Christian. And then I woke up and saw the error of my ways; so now I'm Pagan.
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And what was that?
Did you realize that God actually demanded something from you; obedience!
And so you, like a rebellious brat, hated Him for it?
How is one supposed to take you silly pagans seriously?
You can't win a rebellion against God!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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03-21-2007, 03:15 AM
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Indeed I was. Then I was an Alliance Christian. And then I woke up and saw the error of my ways; so now I'm Pagan.
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Right. A false Christian "church" that has an alliance with satan. The ultimate liebral expression of God mockery.
Alliance "Christians" demand queer marriage and want to surrender our Godly nation to the mudslimes. They stand for the exact opposite of everything that Jesus and Landover Baptist Church represents!
You should be ashamed of yourself, A Lie.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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03-21-2007, 05:42 AM
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And what was that?
Did you realize that God actually demanded something from you; obedience!
And so you, like a rebellious brat, hated Him for it? Yeah... That's exactly what happened.
How is one supposed to take you silly pagans seriously?
You can't win a rebellion against God!
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Of course not... It's extremely difficult to win a rebellion against something which doesn't exist.
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ALie.
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Congratulations, Pastor Zeke! You've finally learned how to spell my name!! You sir, get a gold star and a cookie!
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Re: Immediate Prayers Needed -
03-21-2007, 01:05 PM
Of course. Its easy to remember, because everything you say is A LIE. A big fat stinking one at that.
Why not accept Jesus now?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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03-21-2007, 04:44 PM
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Of course. Its easy to remember, because everything you say is A LIE. A big fat stinking one at that.
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That's how I tried to explain it to your fellow Landovarians but they continue to ignore me. Could you tell them how to spell my name?
Remeber, kids!: If you added an n, Alie would be an alien; but as it stands, she's just a lie.
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Re: Immediate Prayers Needed -
03-21-2007, 06:22 PM
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That's how I tried to explain it to your fellow Godly Landoverans but they continue to ignore my Satanic ramblings!
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Of course we ignore you! You continue to ignore God, Jesus, the Bible, and our Godly pastors! If you're going to ignore all that's good, why should we pay attention to your evil babbling?
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Re: Immediate Prayers Needed -
03-22-2007, 12:52 AM
If we ignore it, it sure as hell will go away. right.. right?
One Love, One Pain, One enemy.
Found you out ? I thought so. Funny people. Funny.
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03-22-2007, 01:29 AM
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If we ignore it, it sure as hell will go away. right.. right?
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In this case, wrong. We have tried ignoring it, insulting it, turning the hose on it, banning it -- we've tried everything, but she just keeps coming back.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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