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My Enemies List -
10-24-2007, 05:29 PM
- All the people on Nixon’s enemies list that are still living
- The people that tend the graves of the deceased people on Nixon’s enemies list
- All 6 billion foreigners
- The 90 million so-called “Americans” that voted for one or more Demoncrats in 2006
- The 72 million American women affronting God by working outside the home
- The 48 million whiney losers in America that have no health care coverage
- The 30 million people in America that choose to live the Negro lifestyle
- The 21 million American children living in sinful single-parent households
- The 32 million people that live in California
- The 8 million people that live in New York City
- The 14 million illegal Messicans who have no respect for the American rule of law
- People who drive less than 85 MPH in the fast lane
- The 2 million civilian employees of the federal government
- Islamofascists
- Mudslimes
- The liberal media
- The homeless
- People who drive Volvos
- Hippies
- Homers
- Trial lawyers
- Vegans/Vegetarians
- Goths
- The Joos
- Welfare queens
- Peaceniks
- Cathylicks
- Feminists
- Mormons
- Wiccans
- The UN
- Tree-huggers
- Flag burners
- Secularists
- Activist judges
- Anyone in a union
- Darwinists
- Science teachers
- White rappers
- Men who admit to crying
- Men who admit to dyeing their hair
- Men who wear non-white underwear
- The belligerent people that deliberately chose to stay in New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina and thus ruined President Bush’s 2005 vacation by forcing him to cut several days off his well-deserved month-long rest in Crawford.
- Midgets
- Dwarfs
- Cripples
- Retards
- Terri Schaivo’s husband
- Algore
- Jimmy Carter
- Bill Clinton
- Barack Osama
- Jane Fonda
- Michael Moore
- Chelsea Clinton
- Amy Carter
- Al Franken
- Rosie O’Donnell
- Ellen Degenerate
- The people that illegally adopted Ellen Degenerate’s dog
- Ellen Degenerate’s dog
I hope I haven't forgotten anyone.
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-24-2007, 06:03 PM
- People who think that homers should be given special rights, like being treated as though they were normal people
- The permanent population of the District of Columbia, excluding Republican commentators
- People who think that those who have made the deathstyle choice to live in the District of Columbia should have the same Congressional representation and Tenth Amendment rights as normal people
- People who use public transportation
- Anyone who doesn't own a Godly SUV, preferably a Hummer
- Liberal "Christians" and anyone else who doesn't understand that when so-called "logic" and "evidence" contradict the literal meaning of the Holy King James Bible, then something must be wrong, and it isn't God's Word
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-24-2007, 07:22 PM
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- The 14 million illegal Messicans who have no respect for the American rule of law
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It's the legal mexicans that are on my enemies list. They're the ones that get all uppity andstart demanding entitlements and special treatment that they call "rights".
Illegal mexicans are very easy to control. And a well-diciplined mexican maid will do so many things the wife won't.
EDIT: I MEAN LIKE COOK TEX-MEX! Someone, I won't say who, has a very dirty mind!
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-24-2007, 07:42 PM
Monty, how'd you forget Canuckistan, France and everyone who's ever contributed to that vile Wikipedia?
I loved Newt before Newt was invincible
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-24-2007, 08:01 PM
I urge you to add these clear threats to the list;
- Hybrid and electric car owners
- People who rent their homes
- Richard Dawkins
- Librarians
- Any secular school teacher, instructor or professor
- The country of Ecuador.
- Iran and Syria
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-24-2007, 08:09 PM
My list is as simple and short as it's non-excluding.
EVERYONE WHO IS UNSAVED IS MY ENEMY.
He that is not with me is against me:
And he that gathereth not with me scattereth.
Luke 11:23
Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God?
Whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.
James 4:4
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-24-2007, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Larry Lee
everyone who's ever contributed to that vile Wikipedia?
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Let's narrow that group down just a bit. How about everyone who's ever made a contribution to that vile Wikipedia that wasn't immediately reversed by the liberal God-Hating atheists who run that site.
I've attempted to correct their shameful liberal bias on several occasions, only to have my changes immediately reversed.
Pastor Billy-Reuben
Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-25-2007, 02:14 AM
Anyone that supports Socialism and Hugh Hefner.
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-25-2007, 07:31 AM
Country singer Merle Haggard & actor Clint Eastwood should also be on the list, as they both power their estates entirely with solar energy. This contributes to the worship of false Earth goddess Gaia, paganism, & more souls being thrown into Hell.
Remember this-alternative, renewable energy=Satanism.
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-25-2007, 01:13 PM
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Country singer Merle Haggard & actor Clint Eastwood should also be on the list, as they both power their estates entirely with solar energy. This contributes to the worship of false Earth goddess Gaia, paganism, & more souls being thrown into Hell.
Remember this-alternative, renewable energy=Satanism.
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Excellent point. God told us to subdue the earth (Gen. 1:28), so whenever we try to be "environmentally conscious," we're spitting in His face.
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-25-2007, 02:09 PM
I've never like that Bill Richardson much, so he needs to be on the list. Did you know that he's actually a wetback?
Also the perverts at Disney who cater to queers, in direct defiance of Jesus and our Godly Republican Party Platform.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-25-2007, 03:00 PM
Also, what about the God-hating crypto-Stalinists at "conserva"pedia? They censor Scripture, for crying out loud!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-25-2007, 04:11 PM
The cop who "set-up" Senator Craig for toe tapping.
Scott Baio for being a middle-aged horn dog who still is not married and a wop.
Dr. Ruth for promoting fornication.
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-25-2007, 08:05 PM
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Scott Baio for being a middle-aged horn dog who still is not married and a wop.
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Good point. A little woppishness might be excusable in the very young, but at his age he really should know better.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-25-2007, 08:38 PM
And nobody mentions me, G-Baby? That's rude!
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-25-2007, 08:41 PM
I can see several categories that could easily apply to you. Cripples, people from Ecuador, supporters of socialism and Hugh Hefner, Chelsea Clinton...I'm pretty sure you must fall into at least one or two of those groups.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-25-2007, 09:00 PM
You aren't important enough to rate your own line on anyone's enemies list.
Pastor Billy-Reuben
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-26-2007, 07:52 PM
Hitoshi enemy list (is not finish okay)
by Hitoshi
1 all guy who are cock block at party (sorry I am not know if cock is offend English is second language). I am total HATE when my cock is block.
2 history professor who is give poor grade for paper (she believe JAPAN start world war 2 give me break was China and America even retard monkey is know this).
3Girl who are not put out after I am pay for them eat fancy Red lobster popcorn shrimp and french fry dinner (popcorn shrimp is not grow on tree okay).
4 all player hater
5 Bouncer at disco club who is throw me out for make sexy grind with girl on dancing floor (hey bro she is slap me because she know I like it rough okay).
6guy who I am pay five dollar for GUARANTEE WORK pick up line (honey my name is not Fred flintstone but I am still make your Bedrock) this line is not pick up girl is total RIP OFF.
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-26-2007, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben
You aren't important enough to rate your own line on anyone's enemies list.
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Indeed. G-Baby, why do you have to barge into other people's threads and make them all about you, you, you? I don't often quote unsaved Hellyweird entertaineresses, but here goes ....
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-26-2007, 10:48 PM
Anyone with skin darker than a cantaloupe is going to be bad news.
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