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Default We are SO Lucky to be Male - 05-16-2017, 12:44 PM

Another example of why the Lord blessed us as men took place at the Monday night prayer circle at my church last evening. As you know, the weaker s-e-x is taken to gossip - they can't live without it, apparently. This is something with which males are not accursed.


So anyway, let me tell you the juicy details and then join with me in praising God that you were born a man.


So I'm sitting in the third pew as I always do and Sister Delphine Myers was in the fourth pew, right in front of Sister Evelyn Porter. The two of them are always scrapping about something. Well, don't you know that here comes Sister Judith Fisher and she sits beside Sister Delphine and says, "Delphine, did you hear about Marjorie? She and Frank had a terrible argument Sunday after church!" So Delphine says, "NO! What happened?" Just like a woman, you see, to not let it go. She had to be nosey about it. Well, I turned my head a little to be sure to hear everything (in case I needed to pray about something) and Sister Judith says, "Well, they were discussing the place women have in the family and Frank told her that he was the head of the family, and that Jesus was the head of the church, and since Jesus was Frank's master, that meant Frank was Marjorie's master. She flew into a rage and said that she worships Jesus and will call Him master but she "ain't callin NO man master." So Frank went to discipline her, as any good husband will, and Marjorie smacked him across the face and told him to get out of "her" home. Well everyone knows Marjorie didn't buy that house and barely keeps it clean."


Apparently Evelyn Porter and Marjorie are good friends so Evelyn turns around and says, so half the congregation could hear, "Judith you just hush your mouth about Marjorie and Frank. You weren't there and you have no right to be spreading such things about church members." Well, Judith got up and moved to the other side of the church and sat with Brother and Sister Rosewood, those rich folk that just moved to Manhattan from Montclair, New Jersey. Their house in NJ was right next to Olympia Dukakis and they tell me she uses scented trash bags and sometimes wears designer robes when she sets her trash out for pickup.


Now guys I haven't heard whether Judith and Evelyn have made up but you know none of this surprises me. I've seen how Marjorie treats Frank, and while I know you guys aren't acquainted with Frank seeing as how he's here in NYC and there all of you are across God's favorite country, but he's a nice man. Great marksman, served in Vietnam twice, and has a high school diploma AND a certificate from that school Sally Struthers used to advertise. I think his certificate is in child day care.


Well, anyway, you don't see Frank spreading tales and I'm sure none of you, my brothers, are caught up in it either. So anyway, I just had to get this story out of my head before I went crazy. God bless all of you!


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Default Re: We are SO Lucky to be Male - 05-17-2017, 12:35 AM

It truly disgusts me to have to read your story Brother Larry, and reminds me how lucky I am that the Lord chose to make me a man.

Men are largely responsible for inventing most of the useful things in the world - like sewer pipes, toilets, refrigerators, beer, sandwiches, air conditioning, indoor plumbing, weapons, and wars, - all the things that make living worthwhile while waiting for Jesus to come back, and heaven. If we spent all of our time gossiping, nothing of any import would get done.

What disturbs me is this "transgender" stuff - where three times as many men want to become women as women want to become men. One more indication of the fagification of our great country.


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Default Re: We are SO Lucky to be Male - 05-17-2017, 06:21 AM

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Yes, the TG stuff is extremely worrying. I recently read of an Austrian who chopped up his TG S-E-X worker partner (if you could call this abomination that) and proceeded to try and cook it. This would suggest that being attracted to persons of the same genital order makes one a cannibal. If it is taken one step further it could be likened to being a papist, as they like to indulge in eating the body and blood.


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Default Re: We are SO Lucky to be Male - 05-17-2017, 02:32 PM

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Brother William,


Yes, the TG stuff is extremely worrying. I recently read of an Austrian who chopped up his TG S-E-X worker partner (if you could call this abomination that) and proceeded to try and cook it. This would suggest that being attracted to persons of the same genital order makes one a cannibal. If it is taken one step further it could be likened to being a papist, as they like to indulge in eating the body and blood.


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I shouldn't think you'd be worried, Brother Tom, since your own son is undergoing the necessary prerequisites to reassign his gender to female. By the way, she's doing well and your daughters are excelling in boarding school.


I pray for you daily, Brother, and often you are the thing that is on my mind before I slumber.


In Christian Love,
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