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Sinner Roger the Dodger meets Satan! - 05-18-2017, 03:31 PM

I have it on good authority that Roger Ailes was desperately trying to hold on a bit longer so that his surrogate/creation, Melania's current husband, would have time to get to Rome and make a case for The Pope's blessing in futile hope of avoiding an eternity in Hell.

"Missed it by that much"

God had other plans for the serial sex-abuser and now the evil man behind Faux News, a man rewarded with a $40,000,000 buy-out, is likely crispier than a North Vietnamese village after an illegal Napalm attack by Richard Nixon... who is also in Hell!

While the world waits for the inevitable coronary that will send the American President directly to the lake of fire, one wonders if your lot here aren't wishing they had gotten behind Santorum when they had a chance! Look at the mess in the White house now.

Jesus is certainly cleaning house and that means Faux News employees and puppets should be very, very worried.



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Default Re: Roger the Dodger meets Satan! - 05-18-2017, 05:32 PM

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I have it on good authority that Roger Ailes was desperately trying to hold on a bit longer so that his surrogate/creation, Melania's current husband, would have time to get to Rome and make a case for The Pope's blessing in futile hope of avoiding an eternity in Hell.

"Missed it by that much"

God had other plans for the serial sex-abuser and now the evil man behind Faux News, a man rewarded with a $40,000,000 buy-out, is likely crispier than a North Vietnamese village after an illegal Napalm attack by Richard Nixon... who is also in Hell!

While the world waits for the inevitable coronary that will send the American President directly to the lake of fire, one wonders if your lot here aren't wishing they had gotten behind Santorum when they had a chance! Look at the mess in the White house now.

Jesus is certainly cleaning house and that means Faux News employees and puppets should be very, very worried.
Bless you, My Dunning-Kruger decantaters,
Father Mo
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Our friend Roger was a public servant and held in the highest regard here at Landover Baptist. Frankly, I am quite sure he was murdered by some of our joint enemies. Do we know where all liberal politicians were the day he died? Was there an autopsy and were the results made public? This needs to be investigated. He and President Trump were best friends so I anticipate some government investigation.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Roger the Dodger meets Satan! - 05-19-2017, 06:22 AM

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Our friend Roger was a public servant and held in the highest regard here at Landover Baptist. Frankly, I am quite sure he was murdered by some of our joint enemies. Do we know where all liberal politicians were the day he died? Was there an autopsy and were the results made public? This needs to be investigated. He and President Trump were best friends so I anticipate some government investigation.

More communist spin from the Vatican, and no doubt from the top down from the cesspool of corrupt Bishops and Cardinals in league with Satan.

Roger Ailes was a very private man, and not much is known about his religion - other than he did mention that he was thrown out of a church once - a badge of honor if it was a cathylick one.

Roger was a Godly man, continuously fighting off the LIEberal lies, and singlehandedly started Fox News that rose to the top of ratings for years in cable news. Since the Murdoch's forced him out their ratings have plummeted, and those of bull dyke Rachel Madcow have risen. No doubt God is punishing the Murdoch family - and well deserved I might add. Jesus ultimately makes it clear whose side He is on.


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