[Seth Campbell]

Since coming onto this board, I have been struck by one glaring fact.

Atheists are stupid.

The reading comprehension they show is below a grade 3 level. Who here wasn't reading the KJV Bible by the age of 6? Yet we get adults coming here constantly who use the NIV or NLV because the King James is just too hard to understand. My oldest is considered Grade 4 and he reads the KJV Bible just fine. Must be hard to be shown up by a 9 year old.

The History knowledge. I'm constantly shocked by how simplified they view history. The civil war was about slavery, that's it, nothing else. Kings and Queens did what they did for religious reasons, that's it, no other reason, because everything is in a bubble and has no effect on anything outside of itself. I know that in the US we can blame Jimmy Carter for the dumbing down of American schools by worrying more about a child's feelings rather than what they actually learn. But this is ridiculous. At least China teaches their kids how to cheat in school, trust me, those slants are experts at cheating.

There are many other examples out there, but those are the things that are bothering me today. Hey if you want perhaps we should link directly to stupid comments on this board.


So my question is this, are atheists atheists because they're just too stupid to comprehend God?

Edit:

Okay here's a prime example

Originally Posted by jrobson70

I'm sure I'vementioned that I can't really be arsed to type stuff out properly, or spell check everything, not to mention that doesn't really have anything to do with anything.

This argument is just plain annoying. They can't be bothered to put a proper sentence together, can't be bothered to write properly, but we're the ones who are stupid because we don't understand their garbled garbage? I also enjoy how, whenever they get their butts Biblically kicked, they claim it doesn't have anything to do with anything.

Now I'm not saying this is the only guy who says this. I'm sure we get this identical post 20 times a day. I just came across it first.

[BelieverInGod]

Another one for your list

Originally Posted by MikeyMilam

a false atheist is the strawman that you all create: rapists, sadists, masochists, etc.

i dare you to find me a real person who doesn't believe in god who condones torture and rape. Hitler was a mysticist who was aided and abetted by the catholic church (not an atheist). Stalin and other commie leaders were in fact atheists, but they didn't do what they did in the name of atheism. it was in the name of the pseudo-religious communist government! i think i all the christians on this site would sympathize with these murderers if they did what they did in the name of god!

i reiterate: i dare you to find me a real person who doesn't believe in god who condones torture and rape.

In his fit of anger, he answers his own question but demands we answer it. I guess he doesn't know what "condone" means.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

I think that it originally starts out with an atheist hating God deep inside his heart and sinning remorselessly. Then God smites the atheist with stupidity, and things just snowball from there.

[Seth Campbell]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

I think that it originally starts out with an atheist hating God deep inside his heart and sinning remorselessly. Then God smites the atheist with stupidity, and things just snowball from there.

But why do they hate God? If they were capable of understanding God as shown in the KJV Bible, I can't understand why they would hate him so much.

I truly believe that it is because they are so stupid (remember we had one on here yesterday that admitted his downs[sic] syndrome sister was smarter than him) that they lash out in fear and frustration. Then the homers and "new" atheists sink their claws into the poor sap and convince him that he's really "smart" and that he can get smarter by taking it up the backside for Darwin.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Seth Campbell

But why do they hate God? If they were capable of understanding God as shown in the KJV Bible, I can't understand why they would hate him so much.

I truly believe that it is because they are so stupid (remember we had one on here yesterday that admitted his downs[sic] syndrome sister was smarter than him) that they lash out in fear and frustration. Then the homers and "new" atheists sink their claws into the poor sap and convince him that he's really "smart" and that he can get smarter by taking it up the backside for Darwin.

It could be, Brother. It's sort of like the chicken and the egg, I guess. But one thing's for sure, and that's that atheists sure are stupid!

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

It could be, Brother. It's sort of like the chicken and the egg, I guess. But one thing's for sure, and that's that atheists sure are stupid!

The stupidity is because they are just blatant perverts. They just sit around and stroke their beards and make bad jokes. If I meet an atheist I would spit in the damn fools face.

PRAISE JESUS THERE ARE NO ATHEISTS IN FREEHOLD!

[Abe G]

Originally Posted by Seth Campbell

Since coming onto this board, I have been struck by one glaring fact.

Atheists are stupid.

Exactly what I thought myself.

And, of course, they are illiterate, too. (The rest of your silly post demonstrates that.)

[Seth Campbell]

Originally Posted by Nolnoot

Exactly what I thought myself.

And, of course, they are illiterate, too. (The rest of your silly post demonstrates that.)

Look,

I'm really sorry that you don't know who your daddy is and that you're mommy is too busy with her career as a crack whore to spend any time with you, but how about you go out and get a life. Do something constructive, like cleaning a loaded handgun.



Oh, and don't bother to reply, you're now on my ignore list.

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

Well there is no doubt that atheists are stupid. The KJV even tells us so:

Psalm 14:1
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

And since God is infallible he can't simply fail to exist. But these ignorants just don't get this kind of high level logical reasoning!

[loveforchrist]

Atheists are incredibly close minded. I have always been baffled by the fact that Atheists refuse to open their minds up to the simple truth! This world was created for THEM and they don't appreciate it at all. God created everyone on this earth simply so they could lead True Christian lives and praise his name! and nothing offends him more than when his own creations deliberately turn their backs on him! Godless atheists: let God's glory shine upon you, for if you do not, his hell fire will rain upon you instead.

-Loveforchrist-

[James R Miller]

The reason most people have an NIV Bible is because they're more "standard". If you go into a store and ask for a Bible, chances are you're not going to get a KJV version.

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by James R Miller

The reason most people have an NIV Bible is because they're more "standard". If you go into a store and ask for a Bible, chances are you're not going to get a KJV version.

You can't even prove the Trinity with the NIV. It's a truly horrible translation. It doesn't even claim to be accurate. It merely claims to be conversational.

[James R Miller]

Also Lisa, in the same way that Christians don't worship Allah, atheists don't worship god. Pastor Levi, I completely agree, but atheists have no prior knowledge of the Bible.

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by James R Miller

Also Lisa, in the same way that Christians don't worship Allah, atheists don't worship god. Pastor Levi, I completely agree, but atheists have no prior knowledge of the Bible.

Pardon?

The god of the KJV-CFT = The god of the Koran

All the Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity and Islam) worship the same god, they just can't agree on what he said and how you should do it.

Atheists don't worship god. The end
Christians worship the same god that Muslims refer to as Allah.

[barton]

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

All the Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity and Islam) worship the same god, they just can't agree on what he said and how you should do it.

And we all hold hands and sing Kumbaya? Grow up. The differences are what, by definition, mean their gods are not God.

The Christian view of God is the only correct view there is.

The Heebs used to worship God... now all they care about is Mammon. Seems to me, that's been going on for 1000's of years. Their abominable greed is about the only rational reason to explain why the world hates Jews so much.

Then there's the ragheads. Have you even read the Koran? Mohammed was an illiterate sociopath. His opium-fueled ravings make no sense and are no reflection on the true Christian God. There are cultural/genetic similarities between Arabs and Jews but that has nothing to do with this. Still, it's too bad the Arabs didn't get the same treatment as Jews. Now it's too late... there's too many Muslims around.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

All the Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity and Islam) worship the same god, they just can't agree on what he said and how you should do it.

Wrong. Jews and Muslims believe in a non-trinitarian god. We believe that God is three persons - the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. They believe in a corrupted, wrong interpretation of the One True God, thus they don't worship the same God as us.

Furthermore, you can say that because of the differences in what they think God believes shows they believe in a different God. We believe that God gave His only begotten Son to us so we may redeem ourselves from sin. Muslims believe that God wants them to drink camel piss.

To put it in terms you might understand, suppose someone said the FSM spoke to them. However, their version of the FSM is very conservative politically. Nothing about accepting queer and other degenerates for example. In fact, their version of FSM is closer to Glenn Beck. Would you then say these people worship the same god as you?

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

Pardon?

Christians worship the same god that Muslims refer to as Allah.

God and allah aren't the same at all. It's like comparing pie with poo. Sure if you eat pie it changes into poo and likewise if you change God (like the muslims did) you get poo.

allah = satanic poo.

Do you really think that pie and poo are the same thing? Do you eat your own poo, Jo Freddie?

[SheepOfGod]

Athiests are a bunch of feces flingers that worship Richard Dawkins and their bible is the God Delucion

[Holy Henry]

Atheists are just angry because they know they are going to hell.

[Chewer]

Originally Posted by Holy Henry

Atheists are just angry because they know they are going to hell.

I don't like to argue, but I believe you may be wrong Brother Henry. Most of them are into that bdsm mess where they whip each others bums! I'm starting to think that they LIKE pain, and they WANT to go to hell. So they spit in the face of Christ so that the devil will stab them in the butt all day.