[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Those damn Nips! If Pokemon-induced seizures weren't enough of a threat to our Christian youth, take a look at these!






I've edited the images so as not to cause any True Christian™ man to become ill. These are the latest abominations that the Japs call cartoons! They are called Futanari, which translates to, get this, DICKGIRLS!!! Only those crazy, godless fishheads would think images like these are appropriate for CHILDREN!!!

Another way to describe futanari is "Any female-looking hentai character that contains the traits of a female, but also possesses the penis of a male. The hentai character must also not actually be a boy crossdressing as a female . . . Which is why, generally, the idea that futanari have to have cooters is commonly accepted.

What? These are cartoon hermaphrodites for kids is what they are. And look at the size of those "things". Trust me, consider yourself lucky that I edited the images, they are beyond disgusting in their original form. You'll just have imagine what I edited out.

And finally, the capper!!! They even show these abominations doing it to each other with their ungodly organs. Are the Japs trying to ruin their kids?