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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-24-2012, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by markus the russian queer
No, i perfer my bro-nies to Jesus. They always help me if i need any help or support. We support each other, watch episodes together, discuss the show IRL or online, and have meetups. If i go to hell (If it even exists), they will save me, if not save, go trough hell with me. Honestly, i do not care for your Jebus or God nonsense.
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Dear Satan-worshipping retard,
Here are some other groups that provide "support" to each other:
- the Catholic "church"
- prison pen pals
- atheist Jesus-haters
- demoncrats
- etc. etc.
Just because you have a built-in echo chamber doesn't mean it has any legitimacy.
Yours in Christ,
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-24-2012, 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by WrongGwendolyn
But God put the rainbow in the sky! D: Genesis 9:12-14 Are you saying He wants to turn you gay?
How is that porn? Have you ever heard of a party streamer? I think you're the perverted one if you think of -that- everytime you see something in someone's mouth.
As for her tail... uh, that's the way it's styled... It's supposed to be fluffy. When it's straight, it hangs straight down. Get your mind out of the gutter, please, before mine chases you out.
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I can't believe you'd have the nerve to bring up that male dancer who attends bachelorette parties and produces streams all over their faces and exposed breasts. This is a family-friendly site! Please, for the children, stop posting your pornographic nonsense if you insist on continuing to come to this board and berate our members.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-24-2012, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
Dear Satan-worshipping retard,
Here are some other groups that provide "support" to each other:
- the Catholic "church"
- prison pen pals
- atheist Jesus-haters
- demoncrats
- etc. etc.
Just because you have a built-in echo chamber doesn't mean it has any legitimacy.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Jesus thinks fluttershy is best pony.
You have been forgiven for your hating. The brony community still respects you, do not make us hate you. A lot of pony spam will follow.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-24-2012, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by markus the russian queer
Jesus thinks fluttershy is best pony
You have been forgiven for your hating. The brony community still respects you, do not make us hate you. A lot of pony spam will follow.
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You think this is the first time in over ten years a bunch of butt hurt kids threatened to flood us?? Landover will NOT be silenced from Speaking TRUTH to the World.
You evasion of the question is telling. Bronys is no different that a prison gang or the Richard Dawkins society or the ACLU or any other group of violent thugs. It is a group out to destroy the American Way (as in Republican, Baptists, white male) way of life and draw people away with from Jesus with lousy propaganda.
I mean seriously, talking animals. Come one As a Christian I have to ask what is next - talking snakes? Were do you get such silly ideas.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the Mullah in Chief and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-24-2012, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by markus the russian queer
You have been forgiven for your hating.
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Do you mean hating like this?
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THANKS, YOU INCONSIDERATE ASSHOLE. JESUS? F*** Jesus.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-25-2012, 04:35 AM
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...A lot of pony spam will follow.
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I'll start.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-25-2012, 04:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
I'll start.
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Is that a new flavor of Spam? I'd try it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-25-2012, 08:02 AM
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Originally Posted by WrongGwendolyn
But God put the rainbow in the sky! D: Genesis 9:12-14 Are you saying He wants to turn you gay?
How is that porn? Have you ever heard of a party streamer? I think you're the perverted one if you think of -that- everytime you see something in someone's mouth.
As for her tail... uh, that's the way it's styled... It's supposed to be fluffy. When it's straight, it hangs straight down. Get your mind out of the gutter, please, before mine chases you out.
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Isaiah 45:7: I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
(Emphasis mine)
God also made cucumbers. Gays use cucumbers to commit sodomy. More than 300 people in Germany die from a bacteria found in feces.
How can you ignore the miracles of God?
I also don't look directly at cucumbers anymore, let alone eat them.
Also, that "party streamer" you mentioned, I don't know that word, but judging from the context it's a retractable dildo which ruptures your rectum so you let your feces "stream" at "parties".
There's no place for that on this Godly forum
John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-25-2012, 01:30 PM
Seriously, how is this bad
And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-25-2012, 01:50 PM
I'll tell you it is bad:
I was sitting McDonald's watching out for perverts and I happened to click on your sick link. As it happened a young lady was sitting down near me at the time with her child and saw the disgusting horse porn image and immediately gave her muscular husband a scared look and moved away from me with great alacrity.
I just heard the young buck mutter 'nonce'
I tried to explain that it was 'research' but by that time every one nearby was looking at me and I felt most persecuted
I was reminded of the following.
Deuteronomy 30:7 And the LORD thy God will put all these curses upon thine enemies, and on them that hate thee, which persecuted thee.
By posting your horse porn you have persecuted me roundly and lead me to endure the curses of the people: and that sir, is the province of God alone (as elegantly elucidated in the preceding portentous virtuous verse)!
Genesis 3:14 And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
You would set yourself to be unto the Lord He does the cursing, not you, madam!
Exodus 20:3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me
I renounce you, begon failed usurper. You disgust me. You make me sick
Kindest regards.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-25-2012, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Thomas Dalton
Isaiah 45:7: I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
(Emphasis mine)
God also made cucumbers. Gays use cucumbers to commit sodomy. More than 300 people in Germany die from a bacteria found in feces.
How can you ignore the miracles of God?
I also don't look directly at cucumbers anymore, let alone eat them.
Also, that "party streamer" you mentioned, I don't know that word, but judging from the context it's a retractable dildo which ruptures your rectum so you let your feces "stream" at "parties".
There's no place for that on this Godly forum
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Oh boy... You are a total mormon. A party streamer is a fun little party favor. Like party hats. Then again, I bet you're such a social recluse that you've never gone to any sort of party. Like a five-year-old's party, for example... They have nothing to do with feces or rectums. And if you don't believe me, go to your favorite search engine of choice and do some research.
As for cucumbers... again, just because something is generally used in a perverted fashion doesn't mean it is a wicked thing... that's just how some people like to use it. And if they do, well, that's their business, not mine.
Again, I fail to see how an image of an adorable pony skipping down a road is porn. Unless your mind is really far into the gutter, in which case, shame on you all.
Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-25-2012, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by WrongGwendolyn
Oh boy... You are a total mormon.
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Is hate defining feature of bronies or something? At least the ones I've seen here are very aggressive and intolerant. Like this hate poster right here. Why is it so hard for you to accept that we are different than you? You see, what we do here is called caring. God really hates all non-Christians, like these pony queers here. We just make sure that you understand that God hates you, and if you do not change your ways, you will end up in hell. That's because we care. On the other hand, these bronies here attack our beliefs just because we don't think same way as they do.
We are spreading love of God around and yet these black hearted bronies hate us for being different than they are. It does not matter, you can't silence our voice of reason! On fight "God's love vs. personal hate campaign" God wins again.
Shout GLORY!
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-25-2012, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by thadx the pervert
Seriously, how is this bad
<--Pony threatening to rape ("love") my ass with her horn so shit comes out, removed-->
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Originally Posted by WrongGwendolyn
Oh boy... You are a total mormon. A party streamer is a fun little party favor. Like party hats. Then again, I bet you're such a social recluse that you've never gone to any sort of party. Like a five-year-old's party, for example... They have nothing to do with feces or rectums. And if you don't believe me, go to your favorite search engine of choice and do some research.
As for cucumbers... again, just because something is generally used in a perverted fashion doesn't mean it is a wicked thing... that's just how some people like to use it. And if they do, well, that's their business, not mine.
Again, I fail to see how an image of an adorable pony skipping down a road is porn. Unless your mind is really far into the gutter, in which case, shame on you all.
<--Pony porn with her butt exposed while everything else is covered up to draw attention to her butt which is exposed removed-->
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How can I get my mind out of the gutter if everything you brownies post is porn?
For your information, I had pretty good parties when I was young. My father and mother plus some housemaids would dress up as a living tableau of a Bible story, and each year they would choose a new story! It was really nice. I can still remember when I got my first hunting rifle and almost accidentally shot the donkey that kept Jesus warm. That was so funny! My father also laughed a bit, but not too hard since the maid playing the donkey was a bit distressed .
John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-25-2012, 07:51 PM
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I'll start.
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Now I'm hungry!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-26-2012, 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban
Is hate defining feature of bronies or something? At least the ones I've seen here are very aggressive and intolerant. Like this hate poster right here. Why is it so hard for you to accept that we are different than you? You see, what we do here is called caring. God really hates all non-Christians, like these pony queers here. We just make sure that you understand that God hates you, and if you do not change your ways, you will end up in hell. That's because we care. On the other hand, these bronies here attack our beliefs just because we don't think same way as they do.
We are spreading love of God around and yet these black hearted bronies hate us for being different than they are. It does not matter, you can't silence our voice of reason! On fight "God's love vs. personal hate campaign" God wins again.
Shout GLORY!
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It's okay to be different from us, and even not to like My Little Pony, but what we disagree with is WHY you hate it. You make porn out of everything, it's ridiculous. Even innocent pictures, you find something wrong with. Who's being the inappopriate ones here?
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was made for little kids. LITTLE. KIDS. Yeah, plenty of older people watch it... but I think that's just a mark of it's success. It's an enjoyable show that entire families can watch together.
You think we're being hateful, then you go and call fans of the show 'queers'. Who's being hateful now? Besides, our motto is to 'love and tolerate'. I only called the one guy a mor.on because he somehow thought that party favors were inappropriate, which was just sad.
Exodus 22:18
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-26-2012, 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by WrongGwendolyn
It's okay to be different from us, and even not to like My Little Pony, but what we disagree with is WHY you
hate it. You make porn out of everything,
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Again you are totally wrong. We do not make this porn or whatever you call My little pony. It is made by some heathens. Another thing is that we do not hate it, God hates it. We disprove it because IT IS AGAINST GOD. Why do you think it is wrong to spread the message of the bible?
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was made for little kids. LITTLE. KIDS.
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It's nice to see that you find it highly weird as well that adult males get so worked up because of something made to corrupt kids. Maybe they have some serious issues in their lives if it works better on them than on little kids.
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Besides, our motto is to 'love and tolerate'.
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It's pretty irrelevant what your motto is as all we see is some pony queers spreading hate and intolerance.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-26-2012, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by WrongGwendolyn
It's okay to be different from us, and even not to like My Little Pony, but what we disagree with is WHY you hate it. You make porn out of everything, it's ridiculous. Even innocent pictures, you find something wrong with. Who's being the inappopriate ones here?
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was made for little kids. LITTLE. KIDS. Yeah, plenty of older people watch it... but I think that's just a mark of it's success. It's an enjoyable show that entire families can watch together.
You think we're being hateful, then you go and call fans of the show 'queers'. Who's being hateful now? Besides, our motto is to 'love and tolerate'. I only called the one guy a mor.on because he somehow thought that party favors were inappropriate, which was just sad.
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What's sad is the brainwashing you've undergone to be completely blind to what's right in front of your face! Your very Salvation (!) is in jeopardy here and all you can think about is defending pornography and brainwashing of more children!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-26-2012, 01:10 AM
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What's sad is the brainwashing you've undergone to be completely blind to what's right in front of your face! Your very Salvation (!) is in jeopardy here and all you can think about is defending pornography and brainwashing of more children!
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How is he defending pornography? The only "pornography" in My Little Pony are the fanarts and fanfics that twisted people write, and he's been doing the complete opposite defending that. As for "brainwashing of more children," are you serious? Do you seriously believe that the color of one pony's tail can brainwash children to believe that homosexuality is right? The pony is called Rainbow Dash. If you show a child a pony with a rainbow colored tail, they're going to think "Oh, this pony has a rainbow colored tail. Maybe that's because she's called Rainbow Dash," or maybe they might think "Hey, look at that rainbow colored tail! That looks kind of cool!" I highly doubt little children would think "Look at this pony's tail. It's rainbow colored. Rainbows obviously refer to homosexuality, so I'm going to think that homosexuality is ok." If the people who created My Little Pony truly wanted to brainwash children, don't you think they'd do it in more of an obvious way, like putting a gay couple in the show?
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-26-2012, 02:11 AM
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Originally Posted by leshacks
If the people who created My Little Pony truly wanted to brainwash children, don't you think they'd do it in more of an obvious way, like putting a gay couple in the show?
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You don't really understand the concept of subliminal or brainwashing, do you? Just to further prove that My Little Pony is a complete tool to recruit young children into the ranks of Satan's army, I will show you just out of a small 18 second clip all of the things that are subliminally being taught to our children.
Word of caution: this is a link to a clip from My Little Pony. It is homoerotic trash and should only be viewed by people of strong faith.
>>>>>>>>>>*****DO NOT CLICK THIS PORNOGRAPHIC *****<<<<<<<<<
From these few seconds we can immediately see the attempt to show that a homosexual lifestyle is both acceptable and practiced frequently. When the rabbit is choking, that faggot Pony asks "Are you choking on a carrot?" This is obviously gay code for "Have you been practicing ways to please your homosexual partner by simulating oral sex on that vegetable?"
And she asks its nonchalantly. Somehow this is normal in the world of "My Little Pony." It's bone-chilling.
The second piece of evidence that this is trash is sending our nation's youth on an eternal field trip to hell is that the Pony is asking a rabbit, an animal, why it was doing something. Animals are made to be eaten (Genesis 9:3), not asked if they need water or why they are practicing acts of sodomy with a carrot. This obviously tells our children not only is it normal to be gay, but it is also normal to commit acts of bestiality (Hint: It's not. Deuteronomy 27:21). I won't even mention the recursive irony of an adult human male getting off on watching a Pony getting off on a rabbit choking on a phallus. My tongue tastes of bitter bile now.
The third piece of evidence is that the Pony assumes the rabbit cannot breathe because of pollution. This is obviously suggesting that global warming is not a myth, which is completely wrong. It's pushing a fag-loving liberal agenda so that the children (or in this case, already gay adult males) grow up and give money to the Demoncratic party. It's absolutely abhorrent.
The clip wraps up with the pony getting hit in the back of the head with the carrot that was lodged in the rabbit's throat. This affirms that the small critter was indeed practicing disgusting acts to later perform on his immoral partner.
These (not-so-much) subliminal themes and messages are corrupting our nation's youth and already very gay adult men. The general audience of this show needs to stop watching, start reading (the Bible), and pray it is not too late to save their everlasting soul.
If you would like further counseling on how to avoid subliminal messages such as these, send me a private message. I will pray for anyone who watches this show, and continue to pray for everyone who has not found the love of Jesus Christ to get with the program. (The Bible, not My Little Pony).
Praise JESUS!
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-26-2012, 02:15 AM
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How is he defending pornography?
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Have you actually read any of this thread or did you just jump in here thinking by attacking a woman you could finally feel powerful?
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Originally Posted by leshacks
As for "brainwashing of more children," are you serious? Do you seriously believe that the color of one pony's tail can brainwash children to believe that homosexuality is right? The pony is called Rainbow Dash....blah blah blah.
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I guess you think kids in America just happen to know what the Stars and Stripes are because they're born with an innate knowledge of the Pledge of Allegiance? Because of course seeing the flag every day for 12 YEARS in school, holiday parades and ballgames doesn't teach them America is great!
Yeah, no correlation there.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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