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Default Intel inside? No! DEMONS inside! - 04-13-2008, 02:06 AM

Brothers and Sisters, I have some truly alarming news for you. DEMONS are lurking inside of your computer even as you read this! But there is hope; the good reverend who wrote the following was making an analogy, but these words also apply to your faithful cyber-servant. Objects can be and are often cursed! Be watchful!
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JESUS, COMPUTERS, AND DEMONS


We are a triune being - BODY, SOUL, and SPIRIT. Speaking computerese, we have Body - computer casing; Soul - Hard Drive/Hard Copy; Spirit - Software.

Demons get into our body and soul, but can not get into our Spirit. THAT is how Christians can and do have demons.

Some demons are like computers. If you have a computer that is turned off, do you still have a computer? Of course! Your computer could sit there with the power off for days, weeks, months, or years -- very much a computer -- but with no power. Some computers can be "on", but goes into a hibernation" stage. It is still on, but in a state that uses less power. It only takes a little budge on your "mouse" to activate it fully. You can trigger your hiding demon by something you do or say. Like a hibernating bear, when it is time for him to get up and eat, nothing will stop him. Some demons are just like the bear. The demon is in his den (you), and one day he gets "hungry". This would clearly explain mass murderers by "such a nice man next door". However, most demons are "plugged in" ALL the time, just waiting to manipulate you, without YOU needing to do anything to stir him up.

How many times have you clicked on your "print" button, then decided to cancel it. Except for unplugging the printer, I have found no way to stop it dead in its tracks. I recently printed a document, not knowing how many pages there would be. It kept on going and going. I wanted to unplug it, but kept thinking, "maybe it is almost done printing". It finally stopped on its own -- after IT finished ITS job, without me intervening (about 300 pages). To stop a demon dead in its tracks, you need to "unplug" it. You do this through DELIVERANCE (casting it out in the name of JESUS). Don't sit there day after day watching your "printer", hoping it will stop soon (pain, torment, sickness, fear, depression, sadness, etc.)

JESUS is your only answer through DELIVERANCE. Install your "hard drive" and do or get some DELIVERANCE (having your demons cast OUT). The Bible, this website, and others like it are your "hard copy", telling you how to operate and use the POWER of DELIVERANCE. All computers come with built in "software" so it can operate properly. We are all born with "Godly software". Once we become of age to know right from wrong, we must "upgrade" our "Godly software" with the best program and version that is guaranteed to work -- JESUS Christ through DELIVERANCE. Best of all, this "upgrade" is FREE. It was paid for at Calvary when JESUS died on the tree for you and me. One program on our computer works just fine, but I just found out I could "download" a "patch" that would improve some of the features, and thereby giving me more power. Well, most "Christians" who have downloaded JESUS, don't know about or don't want the "patch". This "patch" is DELIVERANCE. Some have it downloaded, but it is not being used. It just gives you a closer walk with JESUS. Talk about Pentium power! There is no match for the Power that is available to every "true Believer". You can read this "hard copy", but if you don't load it into your "computer", it will just sit there on your table until you just forget about it. Continue to "download software" by reading your Bible daily. Don't download the devil's software. Tell others about the new beefed up "spiritual computer" you have. Just plug it in!

Remember to do Deliverance, Spiritual Warfare, break and return curses DAILY.


I strongly advise that you say a prayer over your computer every time you switch it on and off. Only thus can you be certain that you have our Divine Savior's attention while you're traveling the perilous, sinful depths of the Internet. GLORY!


Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

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Default Re: Intel inside? No! DEMONS inside! - 04-17-2008, 10:08 PM

You're right to be worried, Sister. We know by now that the computer industry is dominated by fag-enablers in the blue states, but did you know that the father of modern computing was Alan Turing, a homer atheist retard? This is why we must accept Jesus into our heats and JesOS™ onto our hard drives.


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Default Re: Intel inside? No! DEMONS inside! - 04-17-2008, 11:41 PM

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You're right to be worried, Sister. We know by now that the computer industry is dominated by fag-enablers in the blue states, but did you know that the father of modern computing was Alan Turing, a homer atheist retard? This is why we must accept Jesus into our heats and JesOS™ onto our hard drives.
Yes, Pastor, as a matter of fact, I am familiar with that cursed name. I was not, however, aware of his being possessed by the DEMONS of homerism, atheism, and retardedness!

I should have guessed; I read years ago about the "Turing test" for computers. The main criterion is that if a question is asked of a computer and the machine's answer is indistinguishable from that which a human being would give, that computer has passed the Turing test. In retrospect, it is an atheistically retarded test, for what computer could ever duplicate the spark of Divine spirit given to us by our Holy Father? And of course only a homer would try to make friends with a machine; he probably wanted to pervert the poor things to talk "dirty" to him to serve his own filthy, twisted fantasies!


Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

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Default Re: Intel inside? No! DEMONS inside! - 04-18-2008, 12:12 AM

I am awed by the accuracy of the analogy drawn in the article quoted. Just like software, our spirit remains alive and BOUND FOR GLORY even after the "computer" has been turned to junk. That is just so true! Many times I have sensed the DOS word processing software from my old PC-AT still running even though the PC itself is no more.

And as the author states, the computer is like our body but some "demons are like computers", which means that demons are like our bodies. Gosh, that is so perceptive! Some people just know how to write.

Dear Jesus, I hope you have done a backup of my spirit today! Hallelujah! And please run a good anti-demon program on my soul.

Thanks, Sister Justina, for posting this beautiful article.

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Default Re: Intel inside? No! DEMONS inside! - 04-18-2008, 12:40 AM

You are more than welcome, Brother Jack. It's more than gratifying to see a fine True Christian™ gentleman such as yourself gain spiritually from one of my humble posts.


Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

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