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Default Man Arrested For Sex With Chihuahua - 12-18-2011, 08:30 AM

THIS just in from the once Godly state of Florida (before that papist turncoat Jeb Bush got his hands on it )

I am relieved to see that bestiality is at least illegal down there now.
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Tomas Bautista accused of having sex with roommate's 3-year-old Chihuahua mix

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — An Oakland Park man accused of getting a little too friendly with his roommate's 3-year-old Chihuahua mix is due in court Friday morning to face an animal cruelty charge.

Tomas Bautista, 40, was arrested in February after his roommate found him passed out with his pants down in the backyard of their home on the 300 block of Northwest 42 Street, according to the Broward Sheriff's Office. The dog, Mimi, had just let out a loud yelp and was running from Bautista when the roommate went outside to investigate.

Gov. Rick Scott signed the law in May.

The animal cruelty charge Bautista faces could land him a maximum prison term of five years, plus a $10,000 fine. Bail was set at $2,500, but Bautista also remains in custody on an immigration hold.


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Default Re: Man Arrested For Sex With Chihuahua - 12-18-2011, 08:51 AM

Let me make sure I understand correctly:

Mimi is a Chihuahuan, aged 3 x 7 = 21. Therefore, of legal age. Right?

Chihuahua is a state (such as they are) in Mexico:



So, this Tomas Bautista attempted to have relations with his roommate's Mexican maid who, like the Syrophoenician woman who begged Jesus for aid, was called a "dog".

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The woman begs. Even so, Jesus doesn’t really care what she has to say:

26 But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children’s bread, and to cast it to dogs.

So, the people of Canaan (or the Greeks, if you’re reading Mark) are “dogs”. That makes her a dog-woman! And it must be true, because Jesus Himself said so!

Does it sound to you as though Jesus is saying that she’s a human-animal hybrid? Or is “dogs” an ethnic slur?
I assume that, since Mr. Bautista had to be so drunk that he immediately passed out, Mimi must also fit another definition of "dog".

Was this ugly maid unwilling? Is that why she yelped? Or is she just trying to make a fast buck, like that harlot who seduced Dominique Strauss-Kahn?

I imagine a photo would help . . . but then again, I do want to sleep tonight!


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Default Re: Man Arrested For Sex With Chihuahua - 12-18-2011, 11:40 AM

Here we have a Chiwawa, a perp named Bautista, and an un-named "roommate" (probably also a beaner).

I say it's just a bunch of greasers-gone-wild adding another outrage to their normal activities of drug-dealing, gun-smuggling, and swilling mescal.

I hope the cops checked immigration status on the lot of them and can send those wetbacks back to Tacoville where they all belong.


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I'm disgusted - Sex with a Chihuahua? How low can you get!





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Default Re: Man Arrested For Sex With Chihuahua - 12-18-2011, 02:23 PM

The man on the photo looks mexican. As far as i can remember mexican's are the same race like negroes.
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I don't know if this has been studied, but I've wondered if there are breeds of dogs that tend to arouse males more than others.

In this case, the dog itself was a Mexican breed. Maybe here in the U. S., or, at least here in Freehold, we should prohibite certain breeds with this problem in mind.


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I don't know if this has been studied, but I've wondered if there are breeds of dogs that tend to arouse males more than others.

In this case, the dog itself was a Mexican breed. Maybe here in the U. S., or, at least here in Freehold, we should prohibite certain breeds with this problem in mind.
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Women, on the other hand, being beasts of burden themselves, simply cannot be trusted around dogs of any kind unsupervised. Leave a woman alone with a dog and she will be encouraging the dog to mount her within seconds!


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Default Re: Man Arrested For Sex With Chihuahua - 12-18-2011, 05:35 PM

Oh, Chihuahua. Chihuahua! At first I thought maybe it was ZsaZsa. Then again everyone has sex with her, so it would hardly make headlines
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One can begrudgingly understand some nationalities and their perversions, like the French socialists and Simone de Beauvoir – but a Chihuahua? I believe there are more questions than answers here – despite the fact that Obama recently tried to repeal the laws against bestiality in the military.

Was the Chihuahua in heat? Did the Chihuahua give its consent? Will the Chihuahua be permitted to testify in court? Are there any rape test kits for Chihuahua's?


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One can begrudgingly understand some nationalities and their perversions, like the French socialists and Simone de Beauvoir – but a Chihuahua? I believe there are more questions than answers here – despite the fact that Obama recently tried to repeal the laws against bestiality in the military.

Was the Chihuahua in heat? Did the Chihuahua give its consent? Will the Chihuahua be permitted to testify in court? Are there any rape test kits for Chihuahua's?
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Default Re: Man Arrested For Sex With Chihuahua - 12-18-2011, 08:19 PM

Brother Santorum was right! We all know this is going to happen more and more if gay marriage is legalized.
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Default Re: Man Arrested For Sex With Chihuahua - 12-18-2011, 08:23 PM

We all know this is very discusting, but it would be even worse if the dog was a male.
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Default Re: Man Arrested For Sex With Chihuahua - 12-18-2011, 10:12 PM

Wait, this was a Chihuahua dog, not a really ugly maid from Chihuahua, Mexico?




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Yes, it's a dog. As in a canine. As in man's best friend.

The creatures of the above description should not to be confused with female humans. As in those found in Indiana. But I'm sure you know the difference.



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Yes, it's a dog. As in a canine. As in man's best friend.

The creatures of the above description should not to be confused with female humans. As in those found in Indiana. But I'm sure you know the difference.

Wait, isn't that actually "Cousin Itt" from the Addams Family on the left?

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Wait, isn't that actually "Cousin Itt" from the Addams Family on the left?

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I can understand your confusion - you are a woman, after all.

The one on the left is a resident of Hellywood in Californistan. The one on the right is a fairly typical - I'm told - resident of Indiana where Reverend Rodimer has his church.


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Yes, it's a dog. As in a canine. As in man's best friend.

The creatures of the above description should not to be confused with female humans. As in those found in Indiana. But I'm sure you know the difference.

That's disgusting!

And the guy attempting to have sex with a dog,too. How small desperate for attention can a man be to try to have his way with a rat dog?
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Well, our women tend to pay a little more attention to their appearances. For example, my good friend Widow Helen, here serving her famous Jell-O casserole at a church pot-luck:



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Default Re: Man Arrested For Sex With Chihuahua - 12-21-2011, 02:04 PM

Thank God there are still righteous men in the police force who have Faith and don't need proof before arresting such a perverted man!

It will not be long before an Atheist barges in on this topic and moans he should never have been arrested, since there's no proof he did anything to that dog.
Only that he was in the backyard, in an unconscious state when the dog yelped.

Luckily we know that the only reason someone would turn from God is to rape innocent creatures in their ass.

I wonder when they convict him whether they will properly handle the dog (Leviticus 20:15).


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It will not be long before an Atheist barges in on this topic and moans he should never have been arrested, since there's no proof he did anything to that dog.
Since the homer! was apparently not found with bite marks on him, at least the DoG seems to have been spared the indignity of being raped by one of them, Brother Dalton
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