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Re: Why are Mulattos so HOT?!?! -
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Now Miss Thumper, these women do not hold a candle to your good borderline angelic looks, nor to Mrs. Phebes who is a woman as is spoken of in the Bible, fair in both flesh and the soul, so there is not need for you to post in here, what is more I think doing so might put your engagement with Pastor Ezekiel, chosen as Man of the Year by Divine Providence, no less, in peril. I am personally vary to enter a girl's room because I know they are designed to trap men in a state of bliss that tends him away from his duties towards the Truth and all holy things, so I must warn you sternly, in a spirit of insightfulness and wisdom, that to enter here where men are truly men, might cause you to lose sight of the similar obligation in your own life and your soul.
God bless, and do not worry, you are engaged to a man blessed by the Most High, there is absolutely nothing to fret about whatsoever!
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Thank you for you concern for my eternal soul, however, I only post in here with my eyes closed so I can't see anything that may harm or offend me.
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Re: Why are Mulattos so HOT?!?! -
11-22-2011, 08:46 PM
is this a joke or..??
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11-22-2011, 08:54 PM
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People posting in this thread have posted appropriate passages from the Holy Bible to make their point. Do you consider God's Word to be a joke?
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11-23-2011, 02:53 AM
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Re: Why are Mulattos so HOT?!?! -
11-24-2011, 12:22 PM
They're hot because the flames of Hell are already closing in on them.
Oh...oh you meant "hot" as in "good looking"? You nasty, lustful thing!
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Re: Why are Mulattos so HOT?!?! -
11-27-2011, 01:35 AM
Mulattos? Hot? Well, I guess the younger one is still cute in her puppy-fat way, but look at her skin tone - she's not mulatto, she's black. Her older sister on the other hand....Awkward is too kind a word. Chelsea Clinton was awkward in a charming way, in the Disney-ugly-duckling way. This chick, is an ugly duckling that you know is going to grow up to be an ugly duck.
Not that all whites are attractive either. The turkey has white skin, but there's not enough beer in the world to make me feel bad about the karate chop he's about to suffer.
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Re: Why are Mulattos so HOT?!?! -
11-28-2011, 05:19 PM
The people who produce mulattoes are the ultimate racists since they are saying blacks aren't good enough for them.
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Re: Why are Mulattos so HOT?!?! -
11-28-2011, 08:36 PM
They are "hot" because they're famous movie stars. This is what a real mulattress looks like:
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Re: Why are Mulattos so HOT?!?! -
12-04-2011, 01:51 AM
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They are "hot" because they're famous movie stars. This is what a real mulattress looks like:
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They can't help it - God made them so.
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Re: Why are Mulattos so HOT?!?! -
12-04-2011, 07:30 PM
I may take too great a liberty here, and if so, i am sorry.
But if I get, for example flu, then God will make my immune system kill the flu, the same must surely apply to black vs. white? if the genes are mixed, will God not kill the black genes like a disease?
As I understand theres nothing wrong with black people, as long as They know their place, and therefore I think that these "mulattos" just are dark white?
And can the prettyness then be coursed as the imune system removes more bad then just the colour ?
Again, I seek enlightenment, be so kind to guide me. Please
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