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Default Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! - 11-20-2006, 09:12 AM

*sighs* so much to dispute, so little energy. We-ell, for starters, I did not say that rape would be enjoyable, I just stated that perhaps there are some, not all, who would find no issue with being used by demons in the underworld.

Secondly, I am not a femenist, or a bra burner, believe it or not. I'm for equal rights for all, men, women or transgender.

Thirdly, yes, I have actually played rugby, do so quite often out with the lads at various breakups and so forth I attend with my brother. To be honest, it's great fun - I have a ripper bruise on my right knee from a tackle

Darren Ingram-Myers - I don't believe we've had the pleasure to cross swords yet, but I have to say that I'm not sure having compulsory 'male' sports for girls and cokking for the lads will work out, since I know at least a good two dozen females who would complain about their nails, their hair and then attempt to flirt their way out of it - not a pretty sight for all concerned.
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Default Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! - 11-20-2006, 09:51 AM

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*sighs* so much to dispute, so little energy. We-ell, for starters, I did not say that rape would be enjoyable, I just stated that perhaps there are some, not all, who would find no issue with being used by demons in the underworld.

Secondly, I am not a femenist, or a bra burner, believe it or not. I'm for equal rights for all, men, women or transgender.

Thirdly, yes, I have actually played rugby, do so quite often out with the lads at various breakups and so forth I attend with my brother. To be honest, it's great fun - I have a ripper bruise on my right knee from a tackle

Darren Ingram-Myers - I don't believe we've had the pleasure to cross swords yet, but I have to say that I'm not sure having compulsory 'male' sports for girls and cokking for the lads will work out, since I know at least a good two dozen females who would complain about their nails, their hair and then attempt to flirt their way out of it - not a pretty sight for all concerned.
There at least is something that we agree about. Although I am a little chary about the "cokking" for the lads, not being quite sure what is meant.


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Default Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! - 11-20-2006, 10:01 AM

*yawns* 'cooking', i may rephrase it as, though by saying so I am by no means indicating that females cannot play rugby and such, or that men cannot cook - i for one burn water, and I know men who cook like French chefs
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Default Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! - 11-20-2006, 10:43 AM

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*yawns* 'cooking', i may rephrase it as, though by saying so I am by no means indicating that females cannot play rugby and such, or that men cannot cook - i for one burn water, and I know men who cook like French chefs
You are going to be one of those near useless wives who has to be sent out to the take-aways all the time, it seems. You can clean -- vacuum and scrub floors, polish furniture, etc, I suppose?


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Default Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! - 11-20-2006, 10:47 AM

i can vacuum quite well - and I like to tie sponges to my feet and 'skate' across the floorboards so yes, entirely useless.
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Secondly, I am not a femenist, or a bra burner, believe it or not. I'm for equal rights for all, men, women or transgender.
So you're not a feminazi; instead, you're simply a feminazi. I'm glad we have that one cleared up.

In a very limited way, I agree with you. Men and women have the equal right to live in accordance with the gender roles that God in His infinite wisdom and love ordained for them.

As for equal rights for "transgender" people, God made us male and female (Gen. 1:27, Gen. 5:2, Matt. 19:4, Mark 10:6), not male, female, and transistorized. That means that "transgender" people have the equal right to get down on their fishnet-stocking-clad knees, repent, and live as God intended.


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Default Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! - 11-20-2006, 05:56 PM

Tervie dear, be a good little girl and go and help Mommy bake some cakes in the Kitchen.
It's where you belong, and where you should be spending all your time preparing to be married off.

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*yawns* 'cooking', i may rephrase it as, though by saying so I am by no means indicating that females cannot play rugby and such, or that men cannot cook - i for one burn water, and I know men who cook like French chefs
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