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Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! -
11-20-2006, 09:12 AM
*sighs* so much to dispute, so little energy. We-ell, for starters, I did not say that rape would be enjoyable, I just stated that perhaps there are some, not all, who would find no issue with being used by demons in the underworld.
Secondly, I am not a femenist, or a bra burner, believe it or not. I'm for equal rights for all, men, women or transgender.
Thirdly, yes, I have actually played rugby, do so quite often out with the lads at various breakups and so forth I attend with my brother. To be honest, it's great fun - I have a ripper bruise on my right knee from a tackle
Darren Ingram-Myers - I don't believe we've had the pleasure to cross swords yet, but I have to say that I'm not sure having compulsory 'male' sports for girls and cokking for the lads will work out, since I know at least a good two dozen females who would complain about their nails, their hair and then attempt to flirt their way out of it - not a pretty sight for all concerned.
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Professor of English Landover University
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Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! -
11-20-2006, 09:51 AM
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*sighs* so much to dispute, so little energy. We-ell, for starters, I did not say that rape would be enjoyable, I just stated that perhaps there are some, not all, who would find no issue with being used by demons in the underworld.
Secondly, I am not a femenist, or a bra burner, believe it or not. I'm for equal rights for all, men, women or transgender.
Thirdly, yes, I have actually played rugby, do so quite often out with the lads at various breakups and so forth I attend with my brother. To be honest, it's great fun - I have a ripper bruise on my right knee from a tackle
Darren Ingram-Myers - I don't believe we've had the pleasure to cross swords yet, but I have to say that I'm not sure having compulsory 'male' sports for girls and cokking for the lads will work out, since I know at least a good two dozen females who would complain about their nails, their hair and then attempt to flirt their way out of it - not a pretty sight for all concerned.
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There at least is something that we agree about. Although I am a little chary about the "cokking" for the lads, not being quite sure what is meant.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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False Christian Unsaved Trash Netball Playing Horse Humper
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Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! -
11-20-2006, 10:01 AM
*yawns* 'cooking', i may rephrase it as, though by saying so I am by no means indicating that females cannot play rugby and such, or that men cannot cook - i for one burn water, and I know men who cook like French chefs
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Professor of English Landover University
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Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! -
11-20-2006, 10:43 AM
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*yawns* 'cooking', i may rephrase it as, though by saying so I am by no means indicating that females cannot play rugby and such, or that men cannot cook - i for one burn water, and I know men who cook like French chefs
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You are going to be one of those near useless wives who has to be sent out to the take-aways all the time, it seems. You can clean -- vacuum and scrub floors, polish furniture, etc, I suppose?
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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False Christian Unsaved Trash Netball Playing Horse Humper
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Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! -
11-20-2006, 10:47 AM
i can vacuum quite well - and I like to tie sponges to my feet and 'skate' across the floorboards so yes, entirely useless.
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! -
11-20-2006, 02:25 PM
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Secondly, I am not a femenist, or a bra burner, believe it or not. I'm for equal rights for all, men, women or transgender.
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So you're not a feminazi; instead, you're simply a feminazi. I'm glad we have that one cleared up.
In a very limited way, I agree with you. Men and women have the equal right to live in accordance with the gender roles that God in His infinite wisdom and love ordained for them.
As for equal rights for "transgender" people, God made us male and female (Gen. 1:27, Gen. 5:2, Matt. 19:4, Mark 10:6), not male, female, and transistorized. That means that "transgender" people have the equal right to get down on their fishnet-stocking-clad knees, repent, and live as God intended.
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Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! -
11-20-2006, 05:56 PM
Tervie dear, be a good little girl and go and help Mommy bake some cakes in the Kitchen.
It's where you belong, and where you should be spending all your time preparing to be married off.
Weightlifting Women? Yeeuch
What True Christian™ man wants his woman to look like this:
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! -
11-20-2006, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Tervie
*yawns* 'cooking', i may rephrase it as, though by saying so I am by no means indicating that females cannot play rugby and such, or that men cannot cook - i for one burn water, and I know men who cook like French chefs
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Homosexuals, as I believe they're otherwise known.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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