[Born Again Bob]

Originally Posted by Andrew777

NOO. I don't want to castrate myself. I rather stop masturbating.
But I need help, as I wrote above.

Dear Friend,

I think you're being entirely unfair to the Lord. He has PROVIDED help.

First, He sent Jesus, who told us in Matthew 5:30:

And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Then He made sure His Word was preserved in the inerrant Bible to provide you direction.

Then He ordained Landover Baptist Church to make sure you were told to take the Bible seriously.

And more specifically, He put you in touch with me, as a minister who has overcome the demons of homosexuality with a little snip snip myself.

What more HELP do you need? God has helped, and helped, and helped, and helped. Now it is up to you. Do you want to embrace your new life as a True Christian Eunuch™? Or spit in the face of Baby Jesus?

Yours in Him,
BAB!

[Andrew777]

But ... I do not know how to do it. It may get infected, it is dangerous.
It is not help if you ask me impossible.
It would be great help if I find someone "mentor" like I said above.

There is no other way ?? I will go to Hell, if I won't castrate myself ??

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Andrew777

But ... I do not know how to do it. It may get infected, it is dangerous.
It is not help if you ask me impossible.
It would be great help if I find someone "mentor" like I said above.

There is no other way ?? I will go to Hell, if I won't castrate myself ??

Son, as things stand you are going to Hell anyways.
You need to GET RIGHT WITH THE LORD.
He died a most horrible temporary death because of YOU!

[Andrew777]

Son, as things stand you are going to Hell anyways.
You need to GET RIGHT WITH THE LORD.
He died a most horrible temporary death because of YOU!

NOOOO !!! I don't want go to Hell. Castration is the only way to Heaven for me ??
But whats wrong with my idea ? If I overcome masturbation, why castration is necessary ??
In other post I saw an other solution, too: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=38941
In a chastity device, MB.-ing is impossible.

[The Bright Beast]

As NUMEROUS other Christians have stated:

Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

Stop being such a sissy Lieberal satanic athiest and DO IT, lest you want to suffer damnation?

[Andrew777]

Please, forgive my sissy behavior.
I search a castration cllinic, but not easy to find.
Until then, someone can help me as Accountability partner ??
I don't want to masturbate until I cut myself off.

[Cranky Old Man]

Quit stalling and start acting! Jesus could kill you every second now and Hell would be your destiny!

[Andrew777]

And more specifically, He put you in touch with me, as a minister who has overcome the demons of homosexuality with a little snip snip myself.

Born again Bob. Can you tell me exactly, how did you cut yourself ?

Son, as things stand you are going to Hell anyways.
You need to GET RIGHT WITH THE LORD.
He died a most horrible temporary death because of YOU!

Talitha. Am I going to Hell even if I castrate myself ? What do you mean ?
How can I get right with the Lord ?

[Tea_Party_Minister]

Andrew, if you cannot show restraint, then you must look to the Holy Bible (KJV) for guidance.

(Matthew 5:30) And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Dismemberment is your only option. The Lord has spoken.

[Seth Campbell]

Originally Posted by Andrew777

Please, forgive my sissy behavior.
I search a castration cllinic, but not easy to find.
Until then, someone can help me as Accountability partner ??
I don't want to masturbate until I cut myself off.

Wow, you are a sissy, aren't you. Instead of doing it for yourself you go looking for a clinic.

[bizzabazza]

Sounds pretty gay to me

[Catastrophic]

I would have to agree that would halt me in my tracks.

Originally Posted by Ammiel Habakuk

Generally I just need to see this picture, and all masturbation thoughts disappear:

[Living_Water]

I hung a picture of this excuse for a woman on my bathroom wall. It makes it totally impossible for anyone to masturbate in my bathroom.



The man singing on the background is the all time greatest winter sports athelete Matti Nykänen.

[Andrew777]

Jedediah wrote:

Friend,

Do you know what a eunuch is?
You really have to ask yourself: how serious am I about my Salvation™?

Matthew 19:12
For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

Well, are you able to receive it?

Born again Bob wrote:

Now it is up to you. Do you want to embrace your new life as a True Christian Eunuch™? Or spit in the face of Baby Jesus?

Becoming eunuch is really the only way to Heaven to me??
Ok, if it is the only way, I'll do it myself.
But, please tell me, how to do it ??
I won't use axe. I need sterile envirinment. I don't want infections.

[Living_Water]

Originally Posted by Andrew777

I won't use axe. I need sterile envirinment. I don't want infections.

Axe is going to work quite well for you. You can even sterilize the blade by heating it over the forge until the color shifts towards red/orange.

[Tea_Party_Minister]

I castrated myself with a pair of scissors, years ago! Don't worry, it only hurts a little.

[Andrew777]

Aah. I don't dare to do it. It is risky.
I have a better idea.
Perhaps if there is a christian medic in your church, he (or she) can travel here where I live, to Hungary, and castrate me. I will give my address.
This is much more safer, than do it myself.
The travel costs I won't pay of course , the church is richer than me alone.
But I want it with anaestesia.

Thanks

[Yakub Israel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKo8r...eature=related

Julian Lee of Divine fellowship, the Brotherhood of the Sacred word on restraint.

[Tea_Party_Minister]

Originally Posted by Andrew777

Aah. I don't dare to do it. It is risky.
I have a better idea.
Perhaps if there is a christian medic in your church, he (or she) can travel here where I live, to Hungary, and castrate me. I will give my address.
This is much more safer, than do it myself.
The travel costs I won't pay of course , the church is richer than me alone.
But I want it with anaestesia.

Thanks

No one is going to Hungary. You ask too much and make too many excuses.

I've given you all the instructions you need, young man. No go forth and do the Lord's bidding or burn forever in Hell.

[Andrew777]

Originally Posted by Tea_Party_Minister

No one is going to Hungary. You ask too much and make too many excuses.

I've given you all the instructions you need, young man. No go forth and do the Lord's bidding or burn forever in Hell.

Why are you all believe in your church you are Gods ??
Only God may decide who will go to Heaven or Hell.
If you say I have to castrate myself to go to Heaven, this doesn't have biblical base.
But I don't fear you. I know the truth from Jesus's words, let me show you:

John 5,24: "Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life. "

You think I can buy my everlasting life with castration. But look:
Rome 4,4-5: "Now to him that worketh is the reward not reckoned of grace, but of debt. But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness."

Rome 4,25: "Who [Jesus] was delivered for our offences, and was raised again for our justification."
continue to Rome 5,1-2: Therefore being justified by faith, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ: By whom also we have access by faith into this grace wherein we stand, and rejoice in hope of the glory of God.

And if you dare to tell me that I'm going to Hell. My answer:
Rome 8,1 "There is therefore now no condemnation to them which are in Christ Jesus, who walk not after the flesh, but after the Spirit."

Rome 5,19: "For as by one man"s disobedience many were made sinners, so by the obedience of one shall many be made righteous."

I go to Heaven not because I am good and pure. I go to Heaven because JESUS is pure, good and obedient to God.

Do you understand me ?? I wrote only some word from the Bible and I can write much more.
You and your church HAS NO RIGHT to judge anyone who is not as you.
You are boast, because you did many good think and you think, you can deserve the Heaven.

Ephesians 2,8-9: "For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast."

BELIEVING in Jesus is the only way to Heaven, not castration or any other good acts.

And ... Think about this: Are you believe in Jesus or you believe in your good acts ??
When you will stand at the gates of Heaven (after you die), and God will ask you: Why may I let you enter ??
What will you answer ?? "because of my many good acts" ??
Remember: There is not any good acts that with you can deserve to enter.
The only way is this: "But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness"
And believe in Jesus's cross.

... waiting for your answer, brother ...