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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-24-2010, 03:43 PM
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Does this bean look like he hates anything?
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That's a pea, you bozo.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-24-2010, 03:45 PM
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GOD IS NOT ALMIGTHY
Why? For he cannot create a stone heavy enough so he can't lift it.
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Why are you here God Mocker!
Leviticus 24:13-16
And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him
And thou shalt speak unto the children of Israel, saying, Whosoever curseth his God shall bear his sin.
And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.
Matthew 12:31,32
Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.
And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.
Jesus is watching and waiting you best get RIGHT!
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-24-2010, 05:28 PM
You people are saying that Iceland is gate to hell it is so near the heat from the center of earth, watt is the Sun then Hell of all Hells it is hotter there than in Hell I mean center of the earth. I think you all know that the Sun makes earth livable, warm and gifs it a live, so is Hell then keeping the earth at live.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-24-2010, 05:44 PM
You all know that the internet is invented in Hell so Satan 666 can and will get to you in your homes and your gsm telephones, the internet is so warm and good these days 666 is playing with us all here.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-24-2010, 05:51 PM
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You people are saying that Iceland is gate to hell it is so near the heat from the center of earth, watt is the Sun then Hell of all Hells it is hotter there than in Hell I mean center of the earth. I think you all know that the Sun makes earth livable, warm and gifs it a live, so is Hell then keeping the earth at live.
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Your line of reasoning is hilariously stupid. Where did we ever say that the sun was warmer than the interior of the earth? Where did we say Hell necessarily has to be the hottest place in existance?
Internet is invented in Hell? You are confusing Hell with CERN. CERN is located in Switzerland, which is not Hell.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-24-2010, 05:51 PM
I pray you're not serious...
Would you like some pointers to finding a copy of the KJV 1611 Bible?
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-24-2010, 06:43 PM
I'm shocked by you .
First of all, you're racists who've got a lot of facts wrong.
1. If iceland is the gateway to hell america must be hell. You've got the second largest volcano in the world , for those of you who dont know what
that volcano is .... It is yellowstone. ( I know it's not the most active volcano in the world but it is over due)
2. If you say it's so bad here in iceland then you should take a hard look at your own country. You are your selfs lokking at an banking crisis.
Your murder rates are off the charts.
3. Why is universal health care BAD? If i would accidentally cut off my thumb it would maybe cost my 100$ to get it fixed at a very good hospital
while you people who dont have a good insurance need to pay 20.000$
so if we are all GODless then at least our country is better in almost every way imaginable.
P.s your country was created by godless people who wanted to creat a utopia for people and it states very clearly in the Declaration of Independence that America should have no certain religion and that everybody should have a right to practice their own religion.
And icelandic people came form norway , sweden and ireland.. not greenland.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-24-2010, 06:50 PM
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Why is universal health care BAD? If i would accidentally cut off my thumb it would maybe cost my 100$ to get it fixed at a very good hospital while you people who dont have a good insurance need to pay 20.000$
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So you prefer a 100$ quack over a 20.000$ medical expert? You could also fix it yourself, that would be free.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-24-2010, 07:04 PM
It is funny to read watt all of you in this Landrower Blatits church are saying. You all have your head stuck up in Jesus ass
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-24-2010, 07:14 PM
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It is funny to read watt all of you in this Landrower Blatits church are saying. You all have your head stuck up in Jesus ass
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Funny? Did you read what you wrote? Or in icelandic eskimoe "Funie, di yu reed watt al off yu socked?"
How old are you, 11?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-24-2010, 07:22 PM
I can feel that you Christians are getting angry, now take your gun and go out and shoot some people, then we will welcome you to our kingdom it is good and warm here, I dare you, wee need more of you here
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-24-2010, 07:26 PM
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now take your gun and go out and shoot some people
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I prefer killing animals for diner.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-24-2010, 07:35 PM
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I can feel that you Christians are getting angry, now take your gun and go out and shoot some people, then we will welcome you to our kingdom it is good and warm here, I dare you, wee need more of you here
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Son, we have God with us, we do not get angy. Actually, you iceland eskimoes are funny and we revel in watching you attempt to survive.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-24-2010, 07:36 PM
jesus is a fag that died for nothing... no offence
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-24-2010, 07:41 PM
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jesus is a fag that died for nothing... no offence
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Well, in your case, He could indeed not have died at all. Doesn't make a difference for where you're going...
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-24-2010, 08:07 PM
hi im from Iceland... AND IM THE DEVIL.. MWUHAHAHAHAHA... im gonna send my evil courses to u for being holy christian people.. mwuhahahahhahahaha... you will all join me at a party at Hekla where the gates to Hell are.. and I will force u to party your little christian innocent butts offs.. you will be devil worshipers after I will be through with you!!! there will be women the you will have to obay og gay people that will piffle u in the ass... mwuhahahaha... and I think u will all enjoy it..
p.s you have the danish flag not the icelandic one.. stupid ass.. the devil dosent like when the wrong sign is used to mark him.. soo beware!!!
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-24-2010, 08:18 PM
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im gonna send my evil courses to u for being holy christian people.. mwuhahahahhahahaha
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Are these college level courses?
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-24-2010, 08:23 PM
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Son, we have God with us, we do not get angy. Actually, you iceland eskimoes are funny and we revel in watching you attempt to survive.
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Are you sure It is so good to be in the warm of eternity, let your anger out it feels so good
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-24-2010, 08:23 PM
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hi im from Iceland... AND IM THE DEVIL..
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That's exactly what we've been saying all along: iceland isn't only financially bankrupt but also morally and spiritually.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-24-2010, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by olofmm
hi im from Iceland... AND IM THE DEVIL.. MWUHAHAHAHAHA... im gonna send my evil courses to u for being holy christian people.. mwuhahahahhahahaha... you will all join me at a party at Hekla where the gates to Hell are.. and I will force u to party your little christian innocent butts offs.. you will be devil worshipers after I will be through with you!!! there will be women the you will have to obay og gay people that will piffle u in the ass... mwuhahahaha... and I think u will all enjoy it..
p.s you have the danish flag not the icelandic one.. stupid ass.. the devil dosent like when the wrong sign is used to mark him.. soo beware!!!
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