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Default Re: Demonology - 09-25-2006, 09:03 PM

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Yes, I know your profile says your 24, but I figured you were lying, like a few individuals that remain nameless). So if you ARE 24, then you're yound and vigorous...what say you we put that nice looking sword of yours to work.

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Do you really want to go to hell so soon, witch?

"Cursed be he that doeth the work of the LORD deceitfully, and cursed be he that keepeth back his sword from blood."
Jeremiah 48:10


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Default Re: Demonology - 09-25-2006, 09:32 PM

No not soon. Why? You plan on escorting me there?

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No not soon. Why? You plan on escorting me there?

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I do believe you are flirting Moon.

Be careful Salvation seeker, you don't want to be caught with your pants down amongst all those Hippies!
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I do believe you are flirting Moon.

Be careful Salvation seeker, you don't want to be caught with your pants down amongst all those Hippies!
Now do you?
Of course not, Sister Talitha.
I may be looking for a wife but I wouldn't touch such a harlot, I want a True Christian™ lady, not some hellbound trash.


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No not soon. Why? You plan on escorting me there?

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I do believe you are flirting Moon.


Well, no matter what I say to SS, he seems to always think I'm hitting on him, therefore, I just gave in and "went with the flow", so to speak. But no wrries, Tali, Moon's got much better taste. If I was going for a man, I'd go for a Pastor, not just a measley member of Landover, like SS.

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PS - This thread should go back to it's topic which is Demonology.


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Default Re: Demonology - 09-25-2006, 09:59 PM

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Of course not, Sister Talitha.
I may be looking for a wife but I wouldn't touch such a harlot, I want a True Christian™ lady, not some hellbound trash.

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Exodus 22:18
Well, she is Pastor Al's Adopted chosen one and I'm sure he'd be more than happy if you could "turn her around" so to speak.

I know we have guidance on this matter from The Bible(KJV1611) but we are also commanded to Try and teach people the ways of our Lord.

Psalm 51:13
Then will I teach transgressors thy ways; and sinners shall be converted unto thee.


You may save her from Hell by saving her from herself:

Matthew 18:3
And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

James 5:20
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Well, she is Pastor Al's Adopted chosen one and I'm sure he'd be more than happy if you could "turn her around" so to speak.


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Thank you Sister Tali.

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You're welcome Moon.

As a True Christian™ I have a moral duty to try and move others away from their sinful ways and make them aware that there is a hope for Salvation out there.
Maybe Brother SS Isn't right for you after all.
He seems to be more for seeking out those evil Demons than helping give Salvation.

Still, a worthy cause, you never know where a Demon may lurk.

Apologies for going Off-Topic.

Back to Demons.......



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PS - This thread should go back to it's topic which is Demonology.
It is very much ON TOPIC, demon.
We are after all, studying your kins hellish and lust-filled ways.
And I must say it's very handy to have a specimen right here in the thread for us to study.


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Well, she is Pastor Al's Adopted chosen one and I'm sure he'd be more than happy if you could "turn her around" so to speak.

I know we have guidance on this matter from The Bible(KJV1611) but we are also commanded to Try and teach people the ways of our Lord.

Psalm 51:13
Then will I teach transgressors thy ways; and sinners shall be converted unto thee.

You may save her from Hell by saving her from herself:

Matthew 18:3
And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

James 5:20
Let him know, that he which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death, and shall hide a multitude of sins.
I have, and will keep trying to convert her, Sister.
But I cannot marry her, even for the sake of saving her soul (if that's what you're getting at) as she is damaged goods.
It is forbidden:

"But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you."
Deuteronomy 22:20-21


And although I do appreciate both you and your advice, Sister..
Do not try to teach me what the holy KJV1611 says. (it is unlawful and I already know it)

"But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
1 Timothy 2:12

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You boys need to be nice! Especially Remy! How could you be so mean to one of your own?! Mikey is a perfectly decent True Christian™® man and you shouldn't speak so awful about him!....Besides....he's got a hot accent.

And Pa'daddy...have you taken your medications lately? Geesh, do I have to go tend to you EVERY night? If that's the case, I'll be at your house to prepare a nice hot bath and tea before you go to bed. AND TAKE YOUR MEDS, remember what the doctor said.

SS....you suck.

Moon

I said, and I quote, "Oh, you actually want to date him? O-of course you do.... But what I mean is... an experienced wicker like yourself would practically be committing statutory rape with him seeing that he's so innocent in a Christly way... he does know you've been with a he-goat, commune with a demon familiar, and all? And he's still interested? You sure you wouldn't rather find yourself a warlock to be... um,live in sin with?"

Where do you read me being mean to Brother Mikey? Clearly I am looking out for the boy. He is a young man and the last thing he needs is some seductress trying to sap his man juice for some pagan ritual.
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Default Re: Demonology - 09-25-2006, 10:36 PM

Obviously we won't be doing any Pagan rituals because he might shoot me! Believe it or not, Moon is a very good girl (I have to be if I want to continue to live in Landover).

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"But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
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I am not here to be silent Salvation Seeker.
I am a True Christian™ as chosen by our Godly Pastors.

Dare you argue with a True Christian™?
You would also argue with the Pastors who's decision it was to give me a voice?

You are heading for an Infraction point.
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Default Re: Demonology - 09-25-2006, 11:08 PM

You tell him Sister Tali! What, is he stupid?! You out rank him here!

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Dare you argue with a True Christian™?
You would also argue with the Pastors who's decision it was to give me a voice?

You are heading for an Infraction point.
Please be careful.
I am not arguing with you.
I did not write the commands in the KJV1611.
Do you dare argue with the commandments of the KJV1611?

If you do, try arguing with JESUS who wrote it, not me.

And no, I wouldn't argue with no Pastor, as they are GOD's chosen representatives.
Just like I would never try to argue with the LORD's eternal commandments...


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Default Re: Demonology - 09-25-2006, 11:18 PM

Oh, good heavens. Give a woman an inch and she gets all uppity.


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Default Re: Demonology - 09-25-2006, 11:41 PM

Back to the topic on hand Moon....why would the people here be interested in Demonology? I thought all they cared about was that eternity for all of us heathens would be spent 'gargling demonspunk', therefore individual names wouldn't matter to them would it?



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Default Re: Demonology - 09-25-2006, 11:52 PM

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You tell him Sister Tali! What, is he stupid?! You out rank him here!

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Oh, good heavens. Give a woman an inch and she gets all uppity.
I guess that finally settles who's truly stupid, my dear Moonflower.
You would do well to never question my Godly intellect again, me being a man, and you a woman, you're bound to.. well, be wrong.


Sister Talitha, I forgive you, as I can only assume your intentions were good. But you should know (being a TC) to never challenge the KJV1611 on any matter..
Because the KJV1611 is ALWAYS RIGHT, and he/she who dare challenge it, is ALWAYS WRONG.

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Back to the topic on hand Moon....why would the people here be interested in Demonology? I thought all they cared about was that eternity for all of us heathens would be spent 'gargling demonspunk', therefore individual names wouldn't matter to them would it?
Duh.. It's not their names that's important, that was stupid Moonflowers idea, just ignore her.
There are too many demons to count anyways.

It's their general behaviour (so you can identify someone as possessed) and how you excorcise them (so you can SAVE their victims) which is important.
And why do you two keep trying to ruin this thread, don't you want people to get rid of their demons?


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Back to the topic on hand Moon....why would the people here be interested in Demonology? I thought all they cared about was that eternity for all of us heathens would be spent 'gargling demonspunk', therefore individual names wouldn't matter to them would it?

Actually, in order to find these demons, you have to know their real names. Since there are so many names, Landover's Demonologists (which SS is NOT one of) have to study the different names and variations of them in case a demon needs to be done away with. BJ would be a great person to ask this to, as he is one of Landover's Demonoligists. It's not that the names by itself matter...it's the entire reason behind that name.

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Default Re: Demonology - 09-26-2006, 12:33 AM

Hmm, but you know that a lot of the old Pagan gods are now listed as 'evil demons'. The word demon itself originally meant god.

But my comments as a heathen hardly matter, as you say I'll leave that up to BJ



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Default Re: Demonology - 09-26-2006, 12:36 AM

lol, no worries, you know that if it's a Pagan God, it's not going anywhere.

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