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Default Curry Slurping Beastiality Makes Octobaby - 11-19-2014, 03:09 AM

Months after a dothead had sex with a squid, an unholy abomination was born. Now curry slurpers are lining up to get a look at the 4 armed, 4 legged monstrosity.

Indi-ites have a long history of worshiping octopus people. Kali, Brahma, Cthulhu, if it can be produced through unholy sex acts or devil worship, the Indiites will worship it. This latest addition to their demonic pantheon is no exception. They have even taken to calling it God Boy.

What else should we expect from a people too dull witted to eat beef or kill rodents?

Noxious story here.


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Exclamation Re: Curry Slurping Beastiality Makes Octobaby - 11-19-2014, 03:27 AM

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"When he first came out we couldn’t believe it,” an unnamed relative told local TV. “The nurses said he was badly deformed, but I could see that this was a sign from God.”
Well, I'd agree with that last part, but I don't think she's interpreting the sign correctly.

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"This is a freak baby and it is tragic, there is nothing Godly about him at all,” a police spokesman told CEN.
I wonder if this man is a Christian? He seems a little more on the ball.


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Default Re: Curry Slurping Beastiality Makes Octobaby - 11-19-2014, 03:28 AM

What an abomination!




Let's hope that some dothead severs those extra limbs, like the one in the lower right of this pic seems intent on doing.



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Kali, Brahma, Cthulhu, if it can be produced through unholy sex acts or devil worship, the Indiites will worship it. This latest addition to their demonic pantheon is no exception. They have even taken to calling it God Boy.
Fools. They have no idea how crazy their beliefs sound to people who weren't raised in the same culture to believe those crazy beliefs. If it was born in California, people would say it's evolution and everyone would drink a shot for Darwin, get down on one knee facing the Galapagos Islands, and vow to abort their next baby in homage.


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Default Re: Curry Slurping Beastiality Makes Octobaby - 11-19-2014, 03:56 AM

Thank the good Lord, I have perfect looks in my family as well as in my husbands. No deformed, or unholy, not godly babies for me! Those poor unsaved people. This just shows how much they need the Lord's love!


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Fools. They have no idea how crazy their beliefs sound to people who weren't raised in the same culture to believe those crazy beliefs. If it was born in California, people would say it's evolution and everyone would drink a shot for Darwin, get down on one knee facing the Galapagos Islands, and vow to abort their next baby in homage.
Give the evil lotioners time. I'm sure they'll proclaim it a marvel of evil lotion and make up all sorts of evil lotionary biology explanations for why it will be a superior basketball player/surgeon/astronaut/musician/machinery operator.

Then one of them will duly note that it is white and male and proclaim it is part of duh Patriarchy, put on earth to oppress women and Negroes.


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Thank the good Lord, I have perfect looks in my family as well as in my husbands. No deformed, or unholy, not godly babies for me! Those poor unsaved people. This just shows how much they need the Lord's love!
This is how they are, Sister. God hands them lemons, they make unholy mutant abomination-aid out of it. The dotheads are so delusional that when God smites them they twist reality to perceive it as a blessing.


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This is how they are, Sister. God hands them lemons, they make unholy mutant abomination-aid out of it. The dotheads are so delusional that when God smites them they twist reality to perceive it as a blessing.
It's sad they are so curst. Maybe giving them the KJV Bible and forcing them to read all of it (by all means necessary) will help. Then their eyes will be opened to the lies and utter garbage they believe, and will realize that they need the Lord.


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Default Re: Curry Slurping Beastiality Makes Octobaby - 11-19-2014, 11:15 AM

Yes. Mr. Des. It is Harsha Shah here. I was interested in this thread because I am of Indian descent although it is the Hindus who are revering this severy sick child. Yes, I agree with you, Mr. Des. This is a very sad affair as they are making this child an object of exhibition. Yes. I am not so worried about demons. In the link you kindly provided there is an explanation that seems to be very rational.

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“This is a freak baby and it is tragic, there is nothing Godly about him at all,” a police spokesman told CEN. “Hundreds are crying in the streets, hundreds of others are praying and setting up camp here.” The spokesman said he’d never seen anything like the crowds in his whole career.
Medics say the birth defect is actually the result of the remains of the baby’s twin being joined to him in the womb – a condition referred to as a parasitic twin
Thank you, Mr. Des for bringing this to our attention. Yes.


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Default Re: Curry Slurping Beastiality Makes Octobaby - 11-19-2014, 03:25 PM

This reminds me, i wonder how

the Portway child offspring spawn problem is doing?


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