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Doomsday Preacher Punished by GOD! -
06-13-2011, 03:26 AM
Praise God!
Less than a month after his doomsday prediction, that blasphemous pig and false prophet (Matthew 7:15, etc.) Harold Camping has been punished for his wickedness with a stroke!
"Mr. Camping shortly after his smack down by GOD; how he knows why we fear THE LORD!"
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: Doomsday Preacher Punished by GOD! -
06-13-2011, 09:37 AM
Just imagine what he will look like when he realizes he arrived in Hell!
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Doomsday Preacher Punished by GOD! -
06-13-2011, 05:33 PM
Does this mean that now Doomsday is cancelled entirely?
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Re: Doomsday Preacher Punished by GOD! -
06-13-2011, 05:43 PM
So that's what it looks like to be struck dumb. He should not have been running around pretending he was a preacher.
Ezekiel 3:26 And I will make thy tongue cleave to the roof of thy mouth, that thou shalt be dumb, and shalt not be to them a reprover: for they are a rebellious house.
Exo_4:11 And the LORD said unto him, Who hath made man's mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?
Luk_1:20 And, behold, thou shalt be dumb, and not able to speak, until the day that these things shall be performed, because thou believest not my words, which shall be fulfilled in their season.
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Re: Doomsday Preacher Punished by GOD! -
06-13-2011, 06:22 PM
I posted this in another thread but it warrants reposting here:
He got what's coming to him. He goes about giving a date of exactly when the Rapture™ was going to happen, ignoring Matthew 24:36, and expects God to allow him to continue?
I believe that God waited until now to give him a stroke so that he could promote his false Christian mumbo-jumbo, everyone could see what a FOOL he is when the day passed, then silenced him so he could decieve no longer.
Let this be a warning. GOD WILL SMITE YOU FOR IGNORNING HIS WORD.
"And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and [from] the things which are written in this book." - Revelation 22:19
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Senior Pastor VP of Evangelical Outreach On FIRE for Jesus
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Re: Doomsday Preacher Punished by GOD! -
06-13-2011, 07:21 PM
The Bible says that not even Jesus knows when the rapture will be (Mark 13:32). This guy thought he was smarter than Jesus. I bet he knows better now.
John Lenin once claimed that the Beetles were bigger than Jesus, and we all know what happened to him. God is not mocked (Gal 6:7).
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Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Re: Doomsday Preacher Punished by GOD! -
06-13-2011, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben
John Lenin once claimed that the Beetles were bigger than Jesus, and we all know what happened to him. God is not mocked (Gal 6:7).
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He got that wrong too...
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Re: Doomsday Preacher Punished by GOD! -
06-13-2011, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben
The Bible says that not even Jesus knows when the rapture will be (Mark 13:32). This guy thought he was smarter than Jesus. I bet he knows better now.
John Lenin once claimed that the Beetles were bigger than Jesus, and we all know what happened to him. God is not mocked (Gal 6:7).
Pastor Billy-Reuben
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So very true, Pastor.
I just want you to know that I read your testimony on the main website and it really touched me. You're in my prayers.
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Re: Doomsday Preacher Punished by GOD! -
06-13-2011, 08:12 PM
God acted upon the cretin Lennon through a bullet in Chapman's gun. It's not all that farfetched that He would give strokes to false prophets.
“While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.”
--Ann Coulter--
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Re: Doomsday Preacher Punished by GOD! -
06-13-2011, 08:50 PM
How surprising, a man of 89 years died of a stroke, this must be a act of god; it's the only explaination, because who dies of a stroke these days?
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: Doomsday Preacher Punished by GOD! -
06-13-2011, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Lanfeust
How surprising, a man of 89 years died of a stroke, this must be a act of god; it's the only explaination, because who dies of a stroke these days?
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Every death is an act of God!
Romans 14:8 "For whether we live, we live unto the Lord; and whether we die, we die unto the Lord: whether we live therefore, or die, we are the Lord's."
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: Doomsday Preacher Punished by GOD! -
06-13-2011, 08:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lanfeust
How surprising, a man of 89 years died of a stroke, this must be a act of god; it's the only explaination, because who dies of a stroke these days?
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He didn't die. Did you read the article, or are you simply jumping in wherever you can to mock God?
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Re: Doomsday Preacher Punished by GOD! -
06-14-2011, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
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He got that right! (He's the one on the far right, which is ironic given that he was the head hippie).
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