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Default A glorious anniversary tomorrow - 11-09-2012, 07:10 PM

Tomorrow is the 237th birthday of the United States Marine Corps, God's own shock troops, that have:

1. Put the beaners in their place (see Nicaragua and Spanish)
2. Kept the pagan Huns at bay (See Belleau Wood)
3. Obliterated the Japanese
4. Beat down Charlie's commie hordes
5. Got rid of the commie Cubans holding Grenada hostage
6. Put several hurtins down on raghead mooslims and took out Obama's cousin Saddam.

And generally kicking non-Christian a$$ and naming names. God Bless the Marine Corps!!! Semper Fi!!


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Default Re: A glorious anniversary tomorrow - 11-09-2012, 07:36 PM

And now for the sing along!



From the Halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli
We fight our country's battles
In the air, on land, and sea;
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title
Of United States Marine.


Our flag's unfurled to every breeze
From dawn to setting sun;
We have fought in every clime and place
Where we could take a gun.
In the snow of far-off Northern lands
And in sunny tropic scenes;
You will find us always on the job --
The United States Marines.


Here's health to you and to our Corps
Which we are proud to serve;
In many a strife we've fought for life
And never lost our nerve.
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
They will find the streets are guarded
By United States Marines.


That last bit is damn true! Heaven is like America without Democrats, Queers, Lezbeans, Socialists, Hippies, Dot-Heads, Mooselimbs, Slants, Beaners and Darkies! In fact, it is like The Waltons or Little House on the Prairie ... only better.




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Default Re: A glorious anniversary tomorrow - 11-09-2012, 07:39 PM

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And now for the sing along!



From the Halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli
We fight our country's battles
In the air, on land, and sea;
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title
Of United States Marine.


Our flag's unfurled to every breeze
From dawn to setting sun;
We have fought in every clime and place
Where we could take a gun.
In the snow of far-off Northern lands
And in sunny tropic scenes;
You will find us always on the job --
The United States Marines.


Here's health to you and to our Corps
Which we are proud to serve;
In many a strife we've fought for life
And never lost our nerve.
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
They will find the streets are guarded
By United States Marines.


That last bit is damn true! Heaven is like America without Democrats, Queers, Lezbeans, Socialists, Hippies, Dot-Heads, Mooselimbs, Slants, Beaners and Darkies! In fact, it is like The Waltons or Little House on the Prairie ... only better.
AMEN!

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Default Re: A glorious anniversary tomorrow - 11-10-2012, 05:43 AM

Happy Birthday, boys! I love a Marine!



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: A glorious anniversary tomorrow - 11-12-2012, 12:48 PM

That is such rubbish its laughable. They used to make films with John Wayne
who won the war single handed.
Course they forgot to include all the others

- Australia
- Belgium
- Brazil
- Canada
- China
- Czechoslovakia
- Denmark
- Estonia
- France
- Greece
- India
- Latvia
- Lithuania
- Malta
- The Netherlands
- New Zealand
- Norway
- Poland
- South Africa
- United Kingdom
- United States
- USSR
- Yugoslavia
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you is an idiot of the first order.
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Default Re: A glorious anniversary tomorrow - 11-13-2012, 03:12 AM

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That is such rubbish its laughable. They used to make films with John Wayne
who won the war single handed.
Course they forgot to include all the others

- Australia
- Belgium
- Brazil
- Canada
- China
- Czechoslovakia
- Denmark
- Estonia
- France
- Greece
- India
- Latvia
- Lithuania
- Malta
- The Netherlands
- New Zealand
- Norway
- Poland
- South Africa
- United Kingdom
- United States
- USSR
- Yugoslavia
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-
-
you is an idiot of the first order.
All of those "countries" wouldn't exist right now if it wasn't for John Wayne and the Godly U.S. Marines!



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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: A glorious anniversary tomorrow - 11-14-2012, 06:59 AM

I am welsh and live in the UK. We fought the Germans for two long years
before you even entered ww2.
I was 6 when it started and lived in Dover ( known as Hell Fire Corner) we
were bombed, shelled, machine gunned and rocketed while you lot slept sound
in your beds.

Except for your old wars before 1783 you have even fought on your own soil.

No Boy you are a yellow belly.
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I am welsh and live in the UK. We fought the Germans for two long years
before you even entered ww2.
I was 6 when it started and lived in Dover ( known as Hell Fire Corner) we
were bombed, shelled, machine gunned and rocketed while you lot slept sound
in your beds.

Except for your old wars before 1783 you have even fought on your own soil.

No Boy you are a yellow belly.
So, sheep shagger! If you are from Ireland why did you live in England. Were you re-housed as part of the keep the people of Nazi descent in one place program? The Americans done that with the Japs and it worked quite well.

Who machine gunned you? The British? I can't remember any German Commando teams invading England.

Just remember if it wasn't for the Yanks we would be speaking German right now


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Default Re: A glorious anniversary tomorrow - 11-16-2012, 12:05 AM

After listening to the Welsh Language I think if the Germans won you might of at least learned a proper Christian Language.
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