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Cool Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-22-2010, 06:01 PM

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As a Christian, an engineer and part-time typewriter technician, I am offended by your statement.
LOL Sorry but that's the funniest thing I´ve heard in a loooong time!!
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-22-2010, 06:14 PM

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God sure does. Based on the postings we got from the Icelandic invasion those last few days it seems almost everyone in Iceland is retarded. Some of them even denied Iceland has ice!


you people are ignorant little shits, i bet you piffleers haven't even been to Iceland, most of the facts are wrong along with the flag, lol which is the Norwegian flag, so if you read this comment (if the account hasn't been deleted by the time) then all i have to say is come to iceland and seek out the facts for your self and base your opinion from that but not from a fkn tool like that rev Jim Osbourne who hasn't even been here and if he has then he should know that there is a Baptist church here and you drive past it on your way from and to the national airport

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"Beware of false prophets who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are savage wolves. Matthew 7:15
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-22-2010, 06:19 PM

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you people are ignorant little shits, i bet you piffleers haven't even been to Iceland, most of the facts are wrong along with the flag, lol which is the Norwegian flag, so if you read this comment (if the account hasn't been deleted by the time) then all i have to say is come to iceland and seek out the facts for your self and base your opinion from that but not from a fkn tool like that rev Jim Osbourne who hasn't even been here and if he has then he should know that there is a Baptist church here and you drive past it on your way from and to the national airport

would also like to point out one thing

"Beware of false prophets who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are savage wolves. Matthew 7:15
I am out of breath now. Obviously you have never learned to use punctuation marks.


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Smile Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-22-2010, 06:29 PM

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you people are ignorant little shits, i bet you piffleers haven't even been to Iceland, most of the facts are wrong along with the flag, lol which is the Norwegian flag, so if you read this comment (if the account hasn't been deleted by the time) then all i have to say is come to iceland and seek out the facts for your self and base your opinion from that but not from a fkn tool like that rev Jim Osbourne who hasn't even been here and if he has then he should know that there is a Baptist church here and you drive past it on your way from and to the national airport

would also like to point out one thing

"Beware of false prophets who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are savage wolves. Matthew 7:15
Nice language, is that typical iceland eskimoe speak?

We will not delete your account. We will however, publish your stellar writing as an example of a typical icelander eskimoe.
We will point out the poor language, irrational thought. The we ill revel in the paranoid delusions. You are the poster child for your country. I am sure your parents are very proud.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-22-2010, 06:38 PM

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Nice language, is that typical iceland eskimoe speak?

We will not delete your account. We will however, publish your stellar writing as an example of a typical icelander eskimoe.
We will point out the poor language, irrational thought. The we ill revel in the paranoid delusions. You are the poster child for your country. I am sure your parents are very proud.
She is a spooner as well - directly from Satan.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism




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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-22-2010, 06:41 PM

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Nice language, is that typical iceland eskimoe speak?

We will not delete your account. We will however, publish your stellar writing as an example of a typical icelander eskimoe.
We will point out the poor language, irrational thought. The we ill revel in the paranoid delusions. You are the poster child for your country. I am sure your parents are very proud.

I know that people here don't seem to care about sounding completely ignorant but you are aware that there aren't any eskimoes in Iceland, right? Also, that the Icelandic public is far more educated then the good people of the US, right? I mean, you don't even have your own language do you? What is your language again? English? I heard that most of you speak Spanish by now and you need people from India to answer your phones. If you're gonna attack other countries, stick with religion. Don't make about intellect. You haven't got any to spare.

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-22-2010, 06:47 PM

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I know that people here don't seem to care about sounding completely ignorant but you are aware that there aren't any eskimoes in Iceland, right? Also, that the Icelandic public is far more educated then the good people of the US, right? I mean, you don't even have your own language do you? What is your language again? English? I heard that most of you speak Spanish by now and you need people from India to answer your phones. If you're gonna attack other countries, stick with religion. Don't make about intellect. You haven't got any to spare.

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You are wrong. Sorry, but so many of you eskimoe people are.
http://www.eskimos.is/en/

Next you will be telling me you do not have a beer day.

I think you should review this about education. The US may not be #1 but you are way below us.
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Programme for International Student Assessment, coordinated by the OECD, currently ranks the Icelandic secondary education as the 27th in the world, significantly below the OECD average.[65]
http://4brevard.com/choice/internati...est-scores.htm

Checkmate, my blubber eating friend.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-22-2010, 07:11 PM

The schools systematically let kids down. By grade 4, American students only score in the middle of 26 countries reported. By grade 8 they are in the bottom third, and at the finish line, where it really counts, we're near dead last. Its even worse when you notice that some of the superior countries in grade 8 (especially the Asians) were not included in published 12th grade results. They do not need 12 grades. and also i have some great news for you it seems like youre silly false god does not hate iceland at all he seems to love us... when the financial crisis began we icelanders made a spell to protect us from the enemies of iceland and asked the real gods to help us and guess what they did now hollands goverment is falling apart and that twat gordon brown is also failing everything that he does...... so we are going to give you one last chance to stop this silly nonesense and repend and stop beliving in youre false god and start beliving in the real god... or you small minded americans are next..... now do you really want the anger of the thunder god upon you???
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-22-2010, 07:22 PM

LOL, do not think I did not notice you made no mention of where you eskimoes were in the list. I stated we were not #1 (but should be, it is affirmative action, no mormon left behind that is pulling us down). You eskimoes are below us on all counts. In many circumstances, you did not even make the list.

Son, your 'viking thunder' is old now. Continued use of it will only serve to get you banned. Grow up or get out.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-22-2010, 07:31 PM

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You are wrong. Sorry, but so many of you eskimoe people are.
http://www.eskimos.is/en/

Next you will be telling me you do not have a beer day.

I think you should review this about education. The US may not be #1 but you are way below us.

http://4brevard.com/choice/internati...est-scores.htm

Checkmate, my blubber eating friend.
Don't be silly! There's no way you know how to play chess! I bet you can't even touch the black pieces

Here's what your second book of learning (wikipedia) has to say about eskimos:

"Eskimos or Esquimaux are indigenous peoples who have traditionally inhabited the circumpolar region from eastern Siberia (Russia), across Alaska (United States) and Canada, and Iceland."

We may have a travel agency called Eskimos but you guys are the real thing, my eskimo friend.

Those OECD scores tell me that US citizens grow stupid with age. Maybe you should let your eskimo children run your country for you. It couldn't possibly make things worse, could it?

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-22-2010, 07:33 PM

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US citizens grow stupid with age.
That is not a nice thing to say . I have been playing (and winning) correspondence chess since before you where born by the way...


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-22-2010, 07:36 PM

Typical, you see only what you can see from ice goggles.

Point 1:
iceland ranked BELOW the US everywhere, significantly so.
I suspect I have more education and certifications that the entire country of iceland has.

Point 2
iceland does have eskimoes. Thing is, you have so few people, the actual numbers mean little. The small town of Freehold, Iowa is larger than all of iceland.

Let eskimoes run our country, and what, let them bankrupt us like thay did you? No thanks!


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-22-2010, 07:36 PM

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That is not a nice thing to say . I have been playing (and winning) correspondence chess since before you where born by the way...
I was only interpreting the OECD scores so if you have a problem with it, blame OECD not me!
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-22-2010, 07:38 PM

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I was only interpreting the OECD scores so if you have a problem with it, blame OECD not me!
You do not 'interpret' scores, you read them. 'Interpreting them' is the manipulation of data.


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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-22-2010, 07:40 PM

ok sure we are below you on the 4th grade list but on the 8th grade list we are 13 points behind you and guess what like the smart people of asia we dont need 12 grades to teatch our kids to read we only have 10 like any self respecting country has.... and these 13 points we need to be at the same place on that list is easely explainable you have 300 million people and we have 300 thousand so hmmmm by that math you people should be on top of every list there is becouse damn 300 million people that has to be some sort of record that only what... 1 of every 300 people can read in youre country i mean you are accualy trying to tell me that my country that has not even nearly as many people that should be able to get you at least at the top 5 or even top 10 but noooooo hahahahaha you fail so badly that you have to make up some new standard for failing.... and guess what you can ban me all you want i dont care this is the 3x account i make here just to **** with you and im gonna keep doing it couse i have nothing better to do than to talk to some ignorant sillybilly and guess what even thou my thunder god is old he is still way more active than youre god and my god accualy listens to the people of iceland i just told you about the spell we made and it worked i have been trying to find some news about it to show you but i can only find it in icelandic and im not even gonna try to show you that... but just you wait... you will see the wrath of thor soon enough and then who is gonna save you??? jebus christ hehe i don´t think so he is still stuck to that cross and my god is holding the hammer.....
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-22-2010, 07:46 PM

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Typical, you see only what you can see from ice goggles.

Point 1:
iceland ranked BELOW the US everywhere, significantly so.
I suspect I have more education and certifications that the entire country of iceland has.

Point 2
iceland does have eskimoes. Thing is, you have so few people, the actual numbers mean little. The small town of Freehold, Iowa is larger than all of iceland.

Let eskimoes run our country, and what, let them bankrupt us like thay did you? No thanks!
I hate to do this but you're forcing my hand. I´ll have to use the "per capital" defence.

Per Capital, we have more Nobel Prize winners then you. (we have one
Per Capital, we have more scientists then you.
Per Capital, we more people with University Degrees then you.
Per Capital, we have more Miss Worlds then you
Per Capital, we have more Strongest Man in the World then you.
...and the list goes on. But to sum it up we're stronger, more beautiful and a whole lot wiser then you'll ever be! ...per capital that is

The only thing we don't have are bloody eskimos!
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-22-2010, 07:56 PM

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I hate to do this but you're forcing my hand. I´ll have to use the "per capital" defence.

Per Capital, we have more Nobel Prize winners then you. (we have one
Per Capital, we have more scientists then you.
Per Capital, we more people with University Degrees then you.
Per Capital, we have more Miss Worlds then you
Per Capital, we have more Strongest Man in the World then you.
...and the list goes on. But to sum it up we're stronger, more beautiful and a whole lot wiser then you'll ever be! ...per capital that is

The only thing we don't have are bloody eskimos!
Just like the US, Iceland has only one capital (it's Reykjavik in case you forgot). Dividing the number of Nobel prize winners by one for both of our countries shows your country to be quite backward. You only won once in 1955, and it wasn't even a real Nobel prize, but one for literature. We all know only God can write real Books.

Oh, and the reason your eskimos aren't bloody is because you're not beating them hard enough. Knives work too


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Smile Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-22-2010, 08:15 PM

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I hate to do this but you're forcing my hand. I´ll have to use the "per capital" defence.

Per Capital, we have more Nobel Prize winners then you. (we have one
Per Capital, we have more scientists then you.
Per Capital, we more people with University Degrees then you.
Per Capital, we have more Miss Worlds then you
Per Capital, we have more Strongest Man in the World then you.
...and the list goes on. But to sum it up we're stronger, more beautiful and a whole lot wiser then you'll ever be! ...per capital that is

The only thing we don't have are bloody eskimos!
You forgot all about GDP and bankruptcy.

I am sorry you are ashamed of your heritage of eskimoes. I was trying to be nice to minimize it with you. But you apparently do not want that. We at least acknowledge the American indians. We let nigras ride in the front of the bus. You deny the very existence of the icelandic eskimoe. That is completely despicable.
Per capita, my dogs have more education that your entire populace. Per capita, my house hold earns 20+ times the average of iceland. Per capita, my house hold has 10 times the education your entire country has.
So as 'A Follower' pointed out, per capita, you guys are really hurting.
Stay with what you know best iglues and eating blubber.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-22-2010, 08:25 PM

Damn it!! (sorry) I can't catch a break with you guys I messed up the per capita defence. As a devout eskimo Icelander I must bury myself 20 ft. deep in the snow for three days with only one oz. of blubber for food. This will seriously mess up my seal clubbing schedule!
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-22-2010, 08:28 PM

You are a decent guy (for an eskimoe) take 2 ounces.

I did not notice the typos (Capital instead of Capita)... you ice people make so many, I am numb to your destruction of the American Language.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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