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Rick Santorum Hates Pink Balls! -
03-31-2012, 05:22 AM
Pay no attention to the atheistic godmockers in this video. Let it be known all across this land: Rick Santorum HATES pink balls! He isn't waiting until Jesus chooses him to be President to start the war on faggotry!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Rick Santorum Hates Pink Balls! -
03-31-2012, 12:22 PM
Bowling is really racist. The biggest (and theoretically best) ball is Black. The pins are white and have red necks.
When I go bowling with friends I try to avoid using both black balls and pink balls.
Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."
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Re: Rick Santorum Hates Pink Balls! -
04-05-2012, 02:57 PM
There is no "male" or "female" color, but I do think that Santorum would be a good president.
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: Rick Santorum Hates Pink Balls! -
04-05-2012, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by road55
There is no "male" or "female" color, but I do think that Santorum would be a good president.
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That's because you hate America and want it to be subject to the Catholic Cult.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Rick Santorum Hates Pink Balls! -
04-05-2012, 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by road55
There is no "male" or "female" color
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Nonsense. Everyone knows pink is for gays and girls. Men like black.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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