I see people are selling what is fake Urim and Thummin openly on the Internet! This garbage is never going to divine the Will of The Lord of Hosts. I would urge all members of the congregation of Landover keep an eye on ebay: it's a thieves’ marketplace.
Now, if I remember correctly, on the one occasion I saw you use it (to determine if Obama were a foreign-born Muslim - and he is!!!), your Urim was in a Thummin
(or is it the other way round? Check before posting this) is one of the three originals crafted by of Nehat of Golgotha. The whole was of gold inlaid with ivory, and silver secured in place by bdellium, while diamonds, sapphires, rubies and carbuncles depicted the most tasteful image of the burning of Jephthah's daughter. The whole Urim/Thummin is about one foot cube and secured by a facsimile of Christ's Foreskin serving as a clasp. Of the Urim dice, one is lapiz and gold, the other is of ivory and tiger's-eye and weighed about 24 ounces each.