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A Prayer for Christmas -
12-15-2006, 10:17 PM
Around the holidays, I often become emotionally overtaken by the joyousness of the Christmas season. Me and my wife Delores often stop by the Landover Baptist Prayer Center after Wednesday night Bible study, and we usually pray together in reflective solitude in the Prayer Sanctuary.
Me and my wife often join hands and kneel in humility and solemnity, praying softly and reverently to the Lord that all the poor children of the world-- black or brown, poor or hungry, in every nation throughout God's creation-- could be put up for auction to the highest bidder and carved up to be sold for human organ transplants.
In him,
Monty
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Re: A Prayer for Christmas -
12-15-2006, 10:19 PM
Brother, your thoughts of kindness and generosity overwhelm me!
Doubtless, you intend for the proceeds of these auctions -- involving only the children of each village which are pure, well-fed, thoroughly screened for disease, and without blemish -- to benefit LBC's various ministries, including the establishment of outreach churches for the Unsaved here in the Godly US and also in Godless Europe, Heathen Australia, and Effete Canada!
Some funds could also go toward establishment of LBC boarding schools where future children for auction can be housed until such time as their parts they are called to do the Lord's work.
Brilliant thinking, sir!
Last edited by OnYourKnees; 12-15-2006 at 11:31 PM.
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Re: A Prayer for Christmas -
12-15-2006, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
Around the holidays, I often become emotionally overtaken by the joyousness of the Christmas season. Me and my wife Delores often stop by the Landover Baptist Prayer Center after Wednesday night Bible study, and we usually pray together in reflective solitude in the Prayer Sanctuary.
Me and my wife often join hands and kneel in humility and solemnity, praying softly and reverently to the Lord that all the poor children of the world-- black or brown, poor or hungry, in every nation throughout God's creation-- could be put up for auction to the highest bidder and carved up to be sold for human organ transplants.
In him,
Monty
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Praise Jesus Brother Worthington, and AMEN! Your tireless efforts to help large numbers of unsaved darkies and slants find value to their lives will be rewarded thrice fold by Jesus.
May your business interests prosper in the upcoming new year. GLORY!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: A Prayer for Christmas -
12-15-2006, 11:20 PM
2 Peter 1:7
And to godliness brotherly kindness; and to brotherly kindness charity.
Brother Worthington, I have tears in my eyes following my reading of your wonderful Post showing True Christian™ humanity at this time of year when so many are just thinking of themselves.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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