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Old 09-15-2014, 09:22 PM
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So if you are going into heaven, then you must love everyone, sell literally everything you own, hate everyone, eat flesh and blood (cannibalism), be a little child, be born again as an infant, follow 613 Old Testament laws, and believe in Jesus. Screw you, guy.
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So if you are going into heaven, then you must love everyone, sell literally everything you own, hate everyone, eat flesh and blood (cannibalism), be a little child, be born again as an infant, follow 613 Old Testament laws, and believe in Jesus. Screw you, guy.
Of course not. Just following 613 laws isn't even close to what you have to do to please God. Don't be lazy!

James 2:10 - King James Version (KJV)

For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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So if you are going into heaven, then you must love everyone, sell literally everything you own, hate everyone, eat flesh and blood (cannibalism), be a little child, be born again as an infant, follow 613 Old Testament laws, and believe in Jesus. Screw you, guy.
In case you haven't figured it out by now, dear friend, we are not part of the Catholic cannibal/vampire cult.
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Well they didn't discipline me for "god" no they did it because i did something wrong, and i didn't feel fear or Obedience i felt anger, and i acted out because of it
Interesting, so your parents acknowledge that there is right and wrong, but according to who? Are you an unbeliever, ones whose thoughts are nothing more than than atomic motion in the brain obeying the fixed laws of chemistry? Just curious as to whether you reject an absolute moral law giver? If not, how do you reconcile human responsibility when you're acting out of control?

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Yes I have, i even was one myself if you believe it or not and i got bullied and i did some bad things,i got very strictly punished for those things, i hated my parents for it, i don't want my child to hate me
Doesn't sound as though you're understanding the difference between love and hate. Doesn't matter whether you believe in an absolute law giver, just because you personally don't believe it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. See my question regarding "free thinkers" and the "byproduct" of fixed laws.

In regards to your children hating you, you're almost guaranteeing they will if they turn to Christ, so by the sounds of it you have committed yourself to bringing up your children as an infidel? Are you putting them in a place and attempting to wire them according to your own lifestyle, seems to me that your ways are going to sincerely hinder your children.

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I am pretty tolerant but this is borderline if not just Domestic Violence that is being talked about and i am More Tolerant than you
The question is tolerant of what? I am highly prejudiced for example because I believe in law. And I exercise tolerance whenever I walk out in the garden and pluck a weed from the soil. Question is, is my intolerance more of a virtue than your own personal tolerance?
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I know the papacy is built upon lies and deception—it has that in common with all false religions—but I never realised how far the rot extended. One would imagine that something like John chapter 3 would at least get a mention? Obviously not.
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So if you are going into heaven, then you must love everyone, sell literally everything you own, hate everyone, eat flesh and blood (cannibalism), be a little child, be born again as an infant, follow 613 Old Testament laws, and believe in Jesus. etc.
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There was a man of the Pharisees, named Nicodemus, a ruler of the Jews:
2 The same came to Jesus by night, and said unto him, Rabbi, we know that thou art a teacher come from God: for no man can do these miracles that thou doest, except God be with him.
3 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.
4 Nicodemus saith unto him, How can a man be born when he is old? can he enter the second time into his mother's womb, and be born?
5 Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God.
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That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit.
7 Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again.
KJV .. vv 4, 5 . context . more context


Do they even have Sunday Schools?


There is a little more material included under the "more context" link for any Romish heretic who may be seeking footsteps out from that cloying mire, and what a mire it is. For cardinals to so mislead their flock of smelly goats as to guarantee everlasting torture for all who have grown within and accepted the pagan rituals they perpetuate—and these wretches must know what they are doing because it is their life's work to study those origins—is the most odious of crimes. Not so much for peddling lies, after all there is no shortage of blithering charlatans abroad in these last days and one more cadre of drivel dribblers makes little difference in the scheme of things.


But for the degree of their duplicity.


Opulence of a magnitude beyond comprehension wrested under duress from those least able to afford it, prancing around in scarlet robes, muttering with gem encrusted everything, ogling decrepit cadavers in gilded crates (although why anyone would want to do that is beyond me but they do and it doesn't sound cheap), yet cementing the fate they claim to have cheated on behalf of fools they have so reduced.


I knew they discouraged reading The Bible. After all, it's not really their source material is it. How can it be?


And sure enough, it isn't.
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