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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 12:03 AM
I double dog dare you to send one of the mighty (excuse the laughter ) 'nordic lightning bolts'
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 12:04 AM
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Do you all truly believe yourselves to be doing the right thing?
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Yes.
Why we must judge you to save your soul: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 12:06 AM
I am not a god, it is not my duty to punish humans during their mortal life.
In extreme cases, I leave such trivial matters to my subordinate, Komachi.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 12:09 AM
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............I will be the one to judge all of you and send you all down to the Hell ........Heed my words and repent, or I will be forced to condemn each and every one of you.
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Originally Posted by Sikieiki Yamaxanadu
I am not a god, it is not my duty to punish humans during their mortal life.
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Liar.
You are this close || to being banned.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 12:11 AM
You clearly misunderstood.
The most I can do while you remain here on Earth is guide you all in the right direction and hope you heed my advice.
Once your mortal life has ended, then it is my duty to punish sinners and send them to Hell.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 12:14 AM
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You clearly misunderstood.
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No.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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02-18-2010, 12:22 AM
Question
I have a 2001 Landrover Discovery II SE7. Recently the heat stopped working unless I was driving around 100 km/h then would turn back to cold air upon slowing or stopping. Then the engine started running hot and the antifreeze is a little low. The engine would cool back down when I was driving fast again. Also the back door one day stopped opening. When I pull the handle to open it the handle sticks. One other thing the transmission is sticking a bit when I first accelerate. The car has 160,000 km on it. Thanks
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02-18-2010, 12:23 AM
Kyan~, Miss Siki, you're gonna pass off more work to me?
Fine, fine~
I'll cleave these sinners lives~ We'll see how far they can ride the Suzuran River.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 12:24 AM
What's with all the retards? Did someone promise them food?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 12:27 AM
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You foolish humans believe yourselves to be doing the work of your God, spreading hate of everyone who is different from you.
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1. You imply that you aren't a human. Does that mean you're a penguin?
2. We don't spread hate, we spread True Christian™ Love. That you consider it to be hate is because Satan has blinded you for the Truth™ of Jesus.
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Do you all truly believe yourselves to be doing the right thing?
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Why else would we do this?
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People like you are the ones who are truly at fault, and when the time comes, I will be the one to judge all of you and send you all down to the Hell of Blazing Fires, where you'll have to deal with nuclear hell ravens and corpse scavenging nekomatas for all eternity.
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Just to clarify, that white stuff that hooded guy in that backstreet iglo sold you wasn't snow. Please come back when your delirium has somewhat subsided.
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Heed my words and repent, or I will be forced to condemn each and every one of you.
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Condemn all you want. We will be sitting in our skyboxes enjoying good life in Heaven and being served by angels, watching you burning in Hell, having your thumbs screwed of your hands, your tallywhacker grilled and eaten by a rabid hellhound, while at the same time demons with barbed tallywhackers brutally desecrate your behind. We don't care in the slightest what you think of all that.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 12:29 AM
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What's with all the retards? Did someone promise them food?
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I think there is a mental hospital for clinically insane eskimoes somewhere where the security people fail to check the online behaviour of the patients. Don't worry, the DoF is on it.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 12:41 AM
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I think there is a mental hospital for clinically insane eskimoes somewhere where the security people fail to check the online behaviour of the patients. Don't worry, the DoF is on it.
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If that's the case, then why aren't you in there?
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 12:46 AM
I truly love the ignorance of this forum.
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Dear Brushfire,
You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.
Reason: Insulting Landover and/or TCs
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Behave son, do not make me send you to Gitmo.
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This infraction is worth 40 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.
See, I wouldn't complain unless it were for the sole fact that it is for an unjust reason (something that you people should consider seriously). I do not intend to troll, merely return the actions that you have committed upon others.
I did nothing but question; not even proclaim it as fact. I also did the same as what another member of the forum did, and clearly got away with. You speak words of The Bible, that God allows us to judge others. I did exactly that.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 12:49 AM
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You speak words of The Bible, that God allows us to judge others. I did exactly that.
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There is a huge difference between judging and righteous judgment!
Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 12:51 AM
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There is a huge difference between judging and righteous judgment!
Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
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Then I shall claim it as righteous judgment. Any complaints to that, too? If there are, then True Disciple (Who is a True Christian™) is also worthy of this infraction.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 12:52 AM
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Then I shall claim it as righteous judgment. Any complaints to that, too?
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Yes, it can only be righteous if you back it up with scripture from God's Holy Bible.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 12:58 AM
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I think there is a mental hospital for clinically insane eskimoes somewhere where the security people fail to check the online behaviour of the patients. Don't worry, the DoF is on it.
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I see no scripture from God's Holy Bible in this quote, sir.
Also, can you please stop warning me for reasons of that make no sense. The first one I can maybe understand, the second one? "Person that doesn't have many posts speaking out of term"? What kind of reasoning is that?
I'd love to ask if you think God will reward you for these actions, but I shall not as it is clear that the you believe the answer is yes. I shall not attempt to mock you for that, nor question it.
By the way, in the warning. "One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself" - I think God would rather you attempt to save such people and convert them to the word of the Holy Bible rather than called them scum.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 01:00 AM
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I see no scripture from God's Holy Bible in this quote, sir.
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You really like to complain now do you? I suppose your parents divorced so at least one of them didn't have to live with you any more?
Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 01:02 AM
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You really like to complain now do you? I suppose your parents divorced so at least one of them didn't have to live with you any more?
Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
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Complaining would be one of my best abilities, yes. And no, my parents never married funnily enough, so they were never divorced.
You dodged the rest of my post. I dislike that.
Also, I am not homosexual and never intend to be. It is impossible to reproduce that way.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-18-2010, 01:02 AM
God only wants us to try and Save© those that want to be Saved© and are deserving of being Saved©.
Heathens are like alcoholics. Pointless to be involved with them unless they want to repent.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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