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Re: Christmas Gifts For Our Wives -
11-15-2010, 07:10 PM
Well my wife is loving and warm so i have ordered her something she will enjoy expensive!! But she is worth it.
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Re: Christmas Gifts For Our Wives -
11-15-2010, 07:17 PM
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Why didn't you give her something useful like a vaccum cleaner?
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Indeed they do Brother. I bought Mrs. Porter an American made and rugged Kirby model many years ago as a gift on our first anniversary and it's still going strong.
All metal construction and about 40 pounds, it's always kept her upper body toned as she struggles with it. A clean house and a fit woman.
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Re: Christmas Gifts For Our Wives -
11-15-2010, 07:21 PM
For some reason my wife is always a bit sad around Christmas. It cannot be my gifts since those are always great.
Just last year I gave here these so she could fix my clothes:
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Re: Christmas Gifts For Our Wives -
11-15-2010, 07:23 PM
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Well my wife is loving and warm so i have ordered her something she will enjoy expensive!! But she is worth it.
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Your wife is a man?
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Re: Christmas Gifts For Our Wives -
11-15-2010, 07:35 PM
If I was married my wife would be getting a new power drill, and maybe another Maglight flashlight.
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Re: Christmas Gifts For Our Wives -
11-16-2010, 02:29 AM
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Well my wife is loving and warm so i have ordered her something she will enjoy expensive!! But she is worth it.
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Why does she need that? Isn't there a clock on the stove?
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Indeed they do Brother. I bought Mrs. Porter an American made and rugged Kirby model many years ago as a gift on our first anniversary and it's still going strong.
All metal construction and about 40 pounds, it's always kept her upper body toned as she struggles with it. A clean house and a fit woman.
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Brother, after the hubbaballoo in my house this week regarding New vs. Old cookware I would suggest that you hold onto that Kirby for all it's worth. If you buy your wife one of the new fangled one's she'll just complain about it being not as good as her old Kirby. Perhaps a professional tune-up would be a nice gift?
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If I was married my wife would be getting a new power drill, and maybe another Maglight flashlight.
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Be careful with that one Brother, I tried it one year and she went and dipped the power drill in pink plasti-dip to make sure no real man would use it. On the plus side, she doesn't sit around waiting for me to put up drapes or such silly things.
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Re: Christmas Gifts For Our Wives -
11-16-2010, 02:33 AM
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Well my wife is loving and warm so i have ordered her something she will enjoy expensive!! But she is worth it.
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Im confused about the practicality of this watch!! Does your oven not have a clock on it? Or is there an egg timer built into the watch? If so maybe this watch could be a great asset in helping with baking so that she could help the children or attend another task and wait for the timer to go off!
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Re: Christmas Gifts For Our Wives -
11-16-2010, 02:42 AM
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Brother, after the hubbaballoo in my house this week regarding New vs. Old cookware I would suggest that you hold onto that Kirby for all it's worth. If you buy your wife one of the new fangled one's she'll just complain about it being not as good as her old Kirby. Perhaps a professional tune-up would be a nice gift?
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Amen Brother! She squawked about something called a "Dyson" as being better. Told her it was her choice between bus fare and the Kirby, or walking and her plastic gadget.
The Kirby only needs a new belt every year or so.
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Re: Christmas Gifts For Our Wives -
11-16-2010, 07:21 AM
My wife is up to 134 pounds. I thought she might like something like this to lose that excess flab she has put on.
They are certified to be Christian and none of the eastern cult crap like Yogi or Tie Chee.
Here is the beginners' one.
This will give her something to work up to.
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Re: Christmas Gifts For Our Wives -
11-17-2010, 07:27 AM
Since everyone here seems to be a gun-toting, seriously old-fashioned, "women-stay-in-the-kitchen" people, these may be worthwhile gifts :
Gun Egg Fryer
Kitchen Magician
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Re: Christmas Gifts For Our Wives -
11-17-2010, 11:24 AM
I was thinking of cock rings,
A DVD
maybe some kinda ornament,
or jewlery
idk?
Some advice would be nice,
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Re: Christmas Gifts For Our Wives -
11-17-2010, 01:09 PM
French enamelled cookware yields superb pie
(although I have to buy my own)
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Re: Christmas Gifts For Our Wives -
11-17-2010, 03:40 PM
I think perhaps a new snow shovel would be a great gift.
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Re: Christmas Gifts For Our Wives -
11-17-2010, 03:55 PM
If I was someones wife i would wish for a KJV bibel ! I really whant one, but i do not know where to by one ....Could anyone give me i link?
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Re: Christmas Gifts For Our Wives -
11-17-2010, 04:29 PM
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If I was someones wife , I would wish for a KJV Bible! I really want one, but I do not know where to buy one ....Could someone give me a link?
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Re: Christmas Gifts For Our Wives -
11-17-2010, 06:27 PM
A rampant rabbit
Black mamba
and a bottle of Lube.
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Re: Christmas Gifts For Our Wives -
11-17-2010, 07:36 PM
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French enamelled cookware yields superb pie
(although I have to buy my own)
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Sister, I would suggest you hit auctions, estate sales and stores like Value Village. The good stuff is expensive new. I'm also not a fan of anything 'non-stick'.
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Re: Christmas Gifts For Our Wives -
11-17-2010, 07:53 PM
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Sister, I would suggest you hit auctions, estate sales and stores like Value Village. The good stuff is expensive new. I'm also not a fan of anything 'non-stick'.
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Sister BIG, this is the real deal, not the sissyfied French stuff.
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Re: Christmas Gifts For Our Wives -
11-17-2010, 08:17 PM
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Sister BIG, this is the real deal, not the sissyfied French stuff.
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I have my share of cast iron, in fact I'm seasoning some of my pans right now. However, they do require a fair amount of work.
1. They have to be cleaned properly, no soaps, no dishwasher, just a plain steel wool pad and hot water.
2. They have to be seasoned properly
3. They are reactive to acidic foods such as tomatoes. Tomato sauce will rip the seasoning right off of it.
A good kitchen needs more than one type of cookware. Personally I don't like Teflon because the fumes it gives off kills birds (canary in the coal mine?) and when I see it flaking I think of how I'm probably eating that stuff. And of course I don't like the new Corning stuff.
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Re: Christmas Gifts For Our Wives -
11-17-2010, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
I have my share of cast iron, in fact I'm seasoning some of my pans right now. However, they do require a fair amount of work.
1. They have to be cleaned properly, no soaps, no dishwasher, just a plain steel wool pad and hot water.
2. They have to be seasoned properly
3. They are reactive to acidic foods such as tomatoes. Tomato sauce will rip the seasoning right off of it.
A good kitchen needs more than one type of cookware. Personally I don't like Teflon because the fumes it gives off kills birds (canary in the coal mine?) and when I see it flaking I think of how I'm probably eating that stuff. And of course I don't like the new Corning stuff.
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Sweet Jesus sister why are you cooking tomatoes? That's Dago food! Don't tell me that you feed pasta to Seth.
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