[Mistress Cookie]

Is it true there is a secret disco beneath the Vatican?

We know definitively there's a place where they keep the Stolen Unicorns, and I think they also shoot that TV show Project Runway under there in secret, but lately I've been seeing a lot of images of some Disco Jesus.

I wish we had an accurate map for the catacombs of that place for next time the DOF sends out a strike team. There are so many rooms and tunnels under there (some only accessible by gondola) and you never know when the Phantom of the Opera's going to come springing out at you.

But, is it true there's a secret disco under there, too?


EXPOSED: Secret Disco Under the Vatican

[Mistress Cookie]

This painting is owned by the Vatican Papists in Rome.

Subliminal imagery has recently been detected by me...that's been added. (Or, was there from the artist's time) (?)

At any rate, I'm no scientist, but with special infrared lighting the hidden images are revealed (as well as the Papist attempt to sell their "Disco Jesus" to unsuspecting Vatican visitors)

Shameful.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Miss Cookie!? You've been at the brandy cake again, haven't you!

[Mistress Cookie]

YES AM HAVING BRANDIES and brandy cake but medicinal only

no one else sees the DISCO JESUS in the Papist Mists?? They released him on interwebs and im gettin to the BOTTOMS of-it!

but right now i'm tired tho.... .night

(but hes everywhere!)

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Miss Cookie!? You've been at the brandy cake again, haven't you!

That was my initial reaction Pastor - it being the season and all. But after some investigation we find that indeed the cathylicks are incorporating aging burned out performers from Studio 54 into a "disco mass" replete with mirror balls - no doubt fueled by some weed in the incense burners and some Mexican white powder in the wafers.

[handork10]

Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie

This painting is owned by the Vatican Papists in Rome.

Subliminal imagery has recently been detected by me...that's been added. (Or, was there from the artist's time) (?)

At any rate, I'm no scientist, but with special infrared lighting the hidden images are revealed (as well as the Papist attempt to sell their "Disco Jesus" to unsuspecting Vatican visitors)

Shameful.

Dear miss Cookie!
With all respect may I ask you to tell us the sources where you gathered your pieces of information? I would be shocked if those are reliable ones.
Where did you get your information of that picture parodizes the one called the "Last Supper" painted by Leonardo da Vinci?
I examined it precisely, and it is visible that this picture is only a digital reconstruction, that is created on computer, and not painted on canvas.

So basically what you have written is false information, thus lie. I bet GOD does not like it, does he?

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Originally Posted by hsandor10

Dear miss Cookie!
With all respect may I ask you to tell us the sources where you gathered your pieces of information? I would be shocked if those are reliable ones.
Where did you get your information of that picture parodizes the one called the "Last Supper" painted by Leonardo da Vinci?
I examined it precisely, and it is visible that this picture is only a digital reconstruction, that is created on computer, and not painted on canvas.

So basically what you have written is false information, thus lie. I bet GOD does not like it, does he?

Miss Cookie is a True Christian™ and as such does not lie.

True Christians Are Perfect

I sure hope you do what is right and profusely apologize for making a ghastly false accusation against one of our devoted Sisters.

[Wide-Open]

Friends, let's not freak out here!

While it is true that Mrs. Cookie sometimes eats apples that have stayed in the bowl a bit too long - a teetotaler like myself (since yesterday) knows this - it's not as far fetched as it may seem.

It has already been established, proven, and admitted that they have a dark room in the Vatican lobby, so a disco wouldn't be a that surprising.

It can be confusing to know that "four on the floor" can sometimes mean the number of gay cardinals (gaydinals?) having carnal knowledge of each other, and at other times refer to the beat in their version of Studio 54.

In a way, you could say that a disco helps the prelates that haven't admitted they are sodomites yet - it has always been associated (assisiated?) with homers.

I mean...







Experts think this picture was even taken under the Vatican:



Smoking gun if you ask me.

I'm sure Father Mo can elucidate us further on this topic.

[handork10]

Originally Posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD

Miss Cookie is a True Christian™ and as such does not lie.

True Christians Are Perfect

I sure hope you do what is right and profusely apologize for making a ghastly false accusation against one of our devoted Sisters.

Excuse me, I think I don't have to apologize for anything.
Firstly, I just supported with evidence (becouse the picture is only a digital reconstruction so it cannot be owned by the Vatikan ) that what she claims cannot be true (it means that is lie).
Secondly, the tone I used was not offensive, so I don't have to apologize for my style either.
And last but not least you can and have to behave as a Christian according to the Bible, but only God decises your faith. You can only assume that your Sister is true Christian (and I hope she is ) but the decision is within God's hand.
And P.S.: You've quoted that "TRUE CHRISTIANS ARE PERFECT" which is also false becouse only GOD is perfect. Ask your pastor if you won't believe me

[Thomas Taylor]

Originally Posted by hsandor10

Excuse me, I think I don't have to apologize for anything.
Firstly, I just supported with evidence (becouse the picture is only a digital reconstruction so it cannot be owned by the Vatikan ) that what she claims cannot be true (it means that is lie).
Secondly, the tone I used was not offensive, so I don't have to apologize for my style either.
And last but not least you can and have to behave as a Christian according to the Bible, but only God decises your faith. You can only assume that your Sister is true Christian (and I hope she is ) but the decision is within God's hand.
And P.S.: You've quoted that "TRUE CHRISTIANS ARE PERFECT" which is also false becouse only GOD is perfect. Ask your pastor if you won't believe me

Oh, you poor young fool. This is the interwebs, did you not know that. How could you put a real oil on canvas in a computer screen?

The picture is obviously a thermal image of the original painting which shows the reaction of the different pigments used by the original artist.

[handork10]

Originally Posted by Thomas Taylor

How could you put a real oil on canvas in a computer screen?

Ehmm, by digitalizing it. Poor stuffed shirt.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by hsandor10

Ehmm, by digitalizing it. Poor stuffed shirt.

Poor stuffed shirt? What does that mean?

[Thomas Taylor]

Originally Posted by hsandor10

Ehmm, by digitalizing it. Poor stuffed shirt.

It would appear your standard of education is not of the best young lady. If you can't spell the big words, don't use them.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by hsandor10

*** blah blah blah ***
And P.S.: You've quoted that "TRUE CHRISTIANS ARE PERFECT" which is also false becouse only GOD is perfect. Ask your pastor if you won't believe me

Did you follow the link? Maybe you can show it to your so-called "pastor." All of our assertions are supported by Scripture, something your so-called "pastor" should look in to.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[uzbekistan200]

Oh no...-facepalm-....not all things on the web are 100% true.

And that's ridiculous...

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by uzbekistan200

Oh no...-facepalm-....not all things on the web are 100% true.

And that's ridiculous...

Of course not all things on the "web" are true...did you know it's perfectly legal to quote the NIV "bible" ???

[Father Maurice Lester]

Originally Posted by Wide-Open

Friends, let's not freak out here!

Under the Vatican? Nonsense.

We do have humble foyer back near 'The Bishops Stairs' that we use on occasion for festive get togethers. We have had a number of musicians from Pavarotti to popular American disco acts perform but there is no mirror-ball and the dancing is generally left to the visitors.

Don't Freak Out... the Village Idiot People have never performed on the premise but one of their imitators has.



Bless you, my Nile Rogers and Hammerstein aficionado,
Father Mo



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[IreneS]

I think I want to
So if it's not children they're raping, they're into niggro whores. Look at the $ signs all over that niggress on the right! I couldn't call it a dress, but a skimpy piece of lurid fabric. Disgusting