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Haiku Hallelujah. -
02-11-2011, 03:20 AM
I like to burn them.
And hear the witches screaming.
No Hell for Goody.
Thy wife shall be as a fruitful vine by the sides of thine house: thy children like olive plants round thy table. Psalms 128 vs. 3.
Pekahiah & Kelaiah age 14, Gaius age 12, Dorcas & Dicklah age 9, Gomer age 6, Hagar age 3, Solomon Solomon Junior age 15 months
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Re: Haiku Hallelujah. -
02-11-2011, 05:15 AM
Fine poetry indeed.
I am not displeased.
Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Haiku Hallelujah. -
02-11-2011, 05:22 AM
I prefer God's own haiku:
Quote:
Psalm 58
1Do ye indeed speak righteousness, O congregation? do ye judge uprightly, O ye sons of men?
2Yea, in heart ye work wickedness; ye weigh the violence of your hands in the earth.
3The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.
4Their poison is like the poison of a serpent: they are like the deaf adder that stoppeth her ear;
5Which will not hearken to the voice of charmers, charming never so wisely.
6Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth: break out the great teeth of the young lions, O LORD.
7Let them melt away as waters which run continually: when he bendeth his bow to shoot his arrows, let them be as cut in pieces.
8As a snail which melteth, let every one of them pass away: like the untimely birth of a woman, that they may not see the sun.
9Before your pots can feel the thorns, he shall take them away as with a whirlwind, both living, and in his wrath.
10The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked.
11So that a man shall say, Verily there is a reward for the righteous: verily he is a God that judgeth in the earth.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Haiku Hallelujah. -
02-28-2011, 06:57 AM
God will smite them down
When they curse His Holy Name.
Evolutionists.
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Re: Haiku Hallelujah. -
02-28-2011, 07:17 AM
'go up, thou bawld head'
fawty-two nawty childrens
owneds by lady bears
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Re: Haiku Hallelujah. -
02-28-2011, 07:33 AM
Sins cleansed by His Blood
My place at Jesus' bosom
Assured by The Word
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
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Re: Haiku Hallelujah. -
02-28-2011, 07:38 AM
Was once a harlot
Now Saved©, and cannot wait to
Laugh at burning fools
"He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision." Psalm 2:4
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Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
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Re: Haiku Hallelujah. -
02-28-2011, 10:30 AM
The children want it
They submit to discipline
None are spared the rod
Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ, -Youth Minister Harry Lester
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Helping boys become upright model citizens
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Re: Haiku Hallelujah. -
02-28-2011, 10:58 AM
Homosexuals
know that they will burn in Hell
for their lifestyle choice.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: Haiku Hallelujah. -
02-28-2011, 01:13 PM
My God is the one
who slaughters my enemies
He kills them ''en masse''.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Professor of Creation Science at Landover University Double PhD. Theomathematics, Racial Science Returned from 10 year South Africa Expedition
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Re: Haiku Hallelujah. -
02-28-2011, 08:14 PM
Once craved anal sex
Felt the hot love of Jesus
Fill my heart instead
Professor of Creation Science at Landover Baptist University
Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!
Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21
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Re: Haiku Hallelujah. -
02-28-2011, 08:20 PM
Mexicans scare me
They all smell like taco meat
They all have Pitbulls
Tammi
He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4
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