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Default Brits governed by wankers - official! - 09-05-2013, 07:51 AM

We always knew this, of course, but at last we have proof.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...imes-year.html

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Between May 2012 and July 2013 there were almost 300,000 attempts to access pornographic websites in Parliament.
That's an average of around 800 hits a day, between 650 MPs and the "members" of the House of Lords, some of whom are bishop-bashing bishops!!!!

But wait! It's not that simple.

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There were wide variations in the monthly figures – with a staggering 114,844 attempts to look at porn made in November, but just 15 in February.
Were the choirboys all away on holiday in November? And I wonder what happened in February - mass Repetitive Strain Injury, perhaps.

They are narcissists too:

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Several MPs also appeared to make thousands of visits to their own websites each month.
Well, that would cool anyone's ardor.

I have three words for the government of that benighted country:


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Default Re: Brits governed by wankers - official! - 09-05-2013, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Attila's Wife View Post
We always knew this, of course, but at last we have proof.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...imes-year.html

That's an average of around 800 hits a day, between 650 MPs and the "members" of the House of Lords, some of whom are bishop-bashing bishops!!!!

But wait! It's not that simple.

Were the choirboys all away on holiday in November? And I wonder what happened in February - mass Repetitive Strain Injury, perhaps.

They are narcissists too:

Well, that would cool anyone's ardor.

I have three words for the government of that benighted country:


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As a citizen of the hellhole which is the UK, I am in no way surprised about what our government gets up to. Legalizing gay marriage was the first clue that this goes on regularly though...


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Default Re: Brits governed by wankers - official! - 09-05-2013, 07:17 PM

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As a citizen of the hellhole which is the UK, I am in no way surprised about what our government gets up to. Legalizing gay marriage was the first clue that this goes on regularly though...
Surely you mean subject, Brother?

I have burned my British passport in protest at something or other - at my age, it is difficult to remember precisely what - and will have to re-enter the UK
(in the unlikely event that I ever wish to do so) gaffer-taped to the bottom of a lorry, like some Romanian gypsy.

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