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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-04-2014, 05:48 PM
Well yes, people often comment and I do have to say it looks good on m...
What?
Hold on.
Oh.
FALSE!
The person under me doesn't know Proverbs 26:28.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-05-2015, 02:18 AM
False.
The person under me has never offered strange fire before the LORD (Leviticus 10:1).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-06-2015, 02:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
The person under me has never offered strange fire before the LORD (Leviticus 10:1).
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False. After accidentally burning down our previous house my mother no longer allows me to do anything at all with fire.
The person below me knows that the only true love is love for Jesus!
Bob's mom: "Bob is 'special' and unemployed but otherwise a catch!"
John 20:29: "...blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed."
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-06-2015, 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Bob
False. After accidentally burning down our previous house my mother no longer allows me to do anything at all with fire.
The person below me knows that the only true love is love for Jesus!
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True! He is Love™!
The person below me is a habitual spiller of seed!
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-06-2015, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Witch Hammer
True! He is Love™!
The person below me is a habitual spiller of seed!
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True, but false ( gosh it's hard to answer this.. )
I used to spill my seed inside my jeans till the stains grew mouldy and smell like rotten apples, but then I stopped doing it since I found Jesus and accepted the son of man inside me.
The person below me had experiences with being pennetrated up the anus!!
Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.
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Helping boys become upright model citizens
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-06-2015, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by WashedWithHisBlood
True, but false ( gosh it's hard to answer this.. )
I used to spill my seed inside my jeans till the stains grew mouldy and smell like rotten apples, but then I stopped doing it since I found Jesus and accepted the son of man inside me.
The person below me had experiences with being pennetrated up the anus!!
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True, but that was a long time ago and Jesus cured me. I have acknowledged Him as my personal savior and I no longer accept to be penetrated anally.
Plus it was only once. Don't recommend it. Especially on a day when your IBS is flaring up. Long and horrible story, not for repeating here.
The person below me tolerates the gaysexual lifestyle by continuing to associate with a known sodomite.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-06-2015, 06:48 PM
TRUE!
The person under me wears cat ears and ends every sentence with "meow".
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-07-2015, 02:41 AM
Well, if I had a pussy, and it were to respond, the answer may be 'true'. But I don't, so the answer is a resounding FALSE.
The person below me is yearning for Jesus to enter him/her.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-09-2015, 09:30 AM
True.
The person under me is an American
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-10-2015, 03:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Godless Italian
The person under me is an American
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That is 100% true you filthy wop!
The person under me likes truffles in his morning penguin egg omlette.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-10-2015, 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
That is 100% true you filthy wop!
The person under me likes truffles in his morning penguin egg omlette.
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Darn straight, I do!
The person below me is unclean...UNCLEAN!!!
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-12-2015, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Witch Hammer
Darn straight, I do!
The person below me is unclean...UNCLEAN!!!
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Yes, that is true. It was a long day at work and an even longer bicycle ride back, a bit to well insulated in a pretty heavy headwind. I should really drag myself to the shower.
The person below me occasionally cleans stains in the carpet using Vodka.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-12-2015, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Roland
The person below me occasionally cleans stains in the carpet using Vodka.
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There are no stains on the carpet. Even the police could not find any.
The person below me is psychic and already knew that I would write this.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-13-2015, 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
The person below me is psychic and already knew that I would write this.
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False. I am extremely smart but not a witch.
The person below me can help me find a girlfriend. Please?
Bob's mom: "Bob is 'special' and unemployed but otherwise a catch!"
John 20:29: "...blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed."
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-13-2015, 02:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Bob
False. I am extremely smart but not a witch.
The person below me can help me find a girlfriend. Please?
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False...but I can sell you a wife at a 50% discount. My daughter Miriam is nothing to write home about, she is scrawny and ugly and even stupider than the average female. She is also missing an eye, and is on the fast track to becoming a spinster at the ripe old age of 15.
The person beneath me has $100 I can borrow.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-13-2015, 04:18 AM
False. I just bought a case of the finest Scotch.
The person I'm on top of has a quick tongue.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-13-2015, 11:39 AM
Nope, I haven't. I barely speak english :-P
The person which will post after me was left-handed
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-13-2015, 11:44 AM
True. I was left-handed but after accepting Jesus I gave up that demonic lifestyle. Glory!
Matthew 25:33 And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
The person under me has one rib less than I do.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-31-2019, 04:22 PM
Partly true - I have more than just one removed most likely. In my youth, I had some ribs removed to perform a certain feat I'd rather not go into.
The person below me has ancestral ties to Germany.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-31-2019, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Jim C. Lombardo
The person below me has ancestral ties to Germany.
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True. Many of my forebears came to the Midwest from Germany in the 1800s to live off the land and live as the Bible intended. In fact, my maternal grandparents left Germany much later, in May 1945. They lived in Argentina for a little while and then moved to Nebraska, where my mother was born.
The person under me is guilty of a serious crime for which they were never caught.
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