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God's Beautiful Creatures -
04-09-2007, 01:23 PM
The world around us is full of many amazing and beautiful things that God has created. It says in Genesis 8:4 "For God put the animals great and small for man to marvel upon and so man did look upon the duck and the clam and he did weep with joy".
It is a beautiful universe that God has created for us and today we will take you on an adventure of learning. Some of these creatures are so strange that only someone as wise and almighty as God could have imagined them!
We begin our journey on the Amazon River, the mightiest river that the Lord has placed upon the earth. It is so large that if astronauts were real they would be able to look upon it from the great lie of outer space!
One of the Amazon's largest inhabitants is the Boto, also known as the Pink Dolphin of the Amazon River. The pink color of the dolphin combined with the tea-like color of the Amazon River makes the dolphin look just like a beautiful woman under water.
The Boto is so beautiful and docile that fishermen and narco-traffickers have been known to wade out into the water and make love to the willing creature. This is not a sin, for as is written in Corinthians 11:7 "Saul's wife did turn away from Saul and recoil from his touch and Saul did go out upon the river and find a new wife, and he knew this wife again and again, yet no child did come of their union. And the Lord was glad."
For a fun project, make your hand into a tight fist and place the first two knuckles of your fist against your lips. This is what it's like to kiss a dolphin!
Another one of God's beautiful creatures can be found in the Amazon, but this little fellow is much smaller! He is called the Candiru Fish and he is just about the size of a toothpick.
Mr. Candiru is a very funny fish that God has made. He likes to smell the water for pee that comes out of the water lungs of catfish. He follows the smell all the way into the lungs of the catfish and hooks on and then drinks the blood of the catfish.
Sometimes he smells the pee that comes out of men and women who walk into the water and he might go inside of them and drink their blood! Isn't that silly? God has created the Candiru to remind us that his water is not our toilet.
You can turn to Ezekiel 4:4 and read what God says about going to the bathroom in the water.
"Jacob went down to the sea and he did move his bowels upon the wave with furious scorn. There was a great rumble from above and lightning did flash and the Lord said unto Jacob; 'Go no more upon My water or in My water or beneath My water. Go only upon the land and the mountain and the tree.' Jacob did not heed the word of God and he moved his bowels a second time and then was seized up in the jaws of a great otter of the depths and swallowed whole."
Wow! Better hold it next time, huh?
Another one of God's strange and wonderful creations is the Giardia, a type of flagellated protozoa. This little mischief-maker likes to hide in our drinking water and get inside of our bodies in a cool glass of lemonade or iced tea. Once inside he will make us sick in all kinds of different ways and he comes out of our bodies and makes our friends, family, and even our pets sick! This disease is sometimes called "Beaver Fever" because campers get it when they drink water that comes out of a beaver dam. This is, unfortunately, the sweetest type of water.
If you want to try something really fun, look at a Giardia under a Christian microscope and you will see what looks like a silly clown's face! This is God's sense of humor. We didn't say it was very good.
You may wonder why God would create a parasite to go inside our bodies and make us sick. The reason is very simple: it is part of God's Plan. While Giardia are not mentioned specifically in the Bible, a passage from Deuteronomy ( 6:18) does address this subject.
"Hecus tore at his gut and cast his hands up in despair. He cursed the name of the fluke that was within him and he blamed the Lord for its transgressions. With a great peal of thunder the Lord appeared before Hecus as a violet thousand-eyed apple and the Lord spoke unto Hecus. 'Blame not the fluke, nor the leech, nor the tick, nor the kobold. The smallest animal and the largest rock are all part of My Plan.' And Hecus did wail and rend his tunic and ask God to reveal his plan and with a booming voice God did reply unto Hecus, 'No! This is just a rough draft and I am not ready to show it to anyone yet!'"
Boy Hecus, show some restraint! Everyone knows that God's Plan is revealed incrementally through the events in our world, like the Super Bowl and the Holocaust.
For our last example of God's wonderful creation we have to go back to a very long time ago. Thousands of years ago, when the docile vegetable-eating tyrannosaurus walked the earth, there was a flood that encompassed all the earth. God warned his prophet Noah that he was to collect two of each of the beasts of nature and place them on his ship (the Ark) or else God would kill him painfully over many days.
One of the most interesting creatures that Noah rescued from certain destruction was Arthropleura. This 6-10 foot long arthropod was basically a gigantic centipede - the largest land invertebrate of all time - and boy did Noah have a tough time getting him on board the Ark! You can read all about it in Genesis 7:2.
"The armored beast did snap through the net cast upon its back by Shem and both he and Japheth took flight. Much later Noah returned to the scene and gazed upon the hissing countenance of the beast. Then he did prostrate himself before it and say 'O armored beast, I beseech you in the name of the Lord to journey onto my ship and live among the camel and the unicorn and the kobold and the small dragons'."
"And then only did the beast climb up the ladder upon a thousand feet and it did bite and devour many aboard the Ark. Even as the rains lashed the decks the cries could be heard from the animal pens as the great armored beast set upon a hippogriff or a chimera. With no wit left to him, Noah did take up a spear and shout to God, 'O mighty Lord, this is bullshit' and he did smite the beast with great effort and personal risk. And then he remembered that he brought two of them upon the ship as the Lord had demanded and Noah did curse God."
Even Noah wasn't clued into God's Plan!
I hope you have enjoyed this fun and educational look at just a few of the beautiful creatures that God has created for our amusement. Next month we will begin our unit entitled "Paleontologists: the Pawns of Satan". Bye bye!
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Re: God's Beautiful Creatures -
04-09-2007, 02:13 PM
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For a fun project, make your hand into a tight fist and place the first two knuckles of your fist against your lips. This is what it's like to kiss a dolphin!
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You disgusting pervert. After you're finished, jam a telephone pole covered in razor blades up your butt and you'll know what satan's giant tallywhacker shredding your colon is going to feel like.
I've also assigned you warning points for blasphemy as not one of your quoted scripture was correct, nor very funny. Jesus hates dullards.
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04-09-2007, 04:36 PM
I was actually about to Praise your post before I saw that one of our Men disliked it. So now might I say: I HATED IT, TOO!!!
PS I do wish our own Pastor Pizzle could read it, though. Last I knew he was still spinnin' on the pictures I'd posted long ago:
Those li'l redheads are your Demodex mites, highly magnified, feeding on your hair follicle. (Notice I said yours and not mine! Only 98% of the population has them, so surely these would be only the 98% who God has visited with this Plague for not being Landover Baptist!)
I'm not sure what the White, wormy things are. This is the first time I've seen them in the picture.
I think this one's kinda cute, though. If he were mine, I'd Name him "Fido":
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Re: God's Beautiful Creatures -
04-09-2007, 05:20 PM
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The world around us is full of many amazing and beautiful things that God has created.
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I was so enjoying your post about the wonderful creatures God has created, right up until I saw the false quotes from God's Word.
Come now, A.R., there are plenty of things to celebrate without making up Bible passages!
Why, just look at this hornworm, which generously gives its life that the parasitic wasp larvae upon it can live! And that good ol' hornworm, he just keeps eating leaves to keep up his strength until the larvae eat their way to his digestive tract.
Glory!
More information on these wondrous creatures of God:
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04-09-2007, 05:25 PM
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Why, just look at this hornworm, which generously gives its life that the parasitic wasp larvae upon it can live! And that good ol' hornworm, he just keeps eating leaves to keep up his strength until the larvae eat their way to his digestive tract.
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Holy Cow Brother!
And here I thought I was a fabulous host. My hosting skills pale in comparison to this creature made by GOD!
GLORY!
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Re: God's Beautiful Creatures -
04-13-2007, 12:17 AM
my bf is a beautiful godly creature lol
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04-13-2007, 12:21 AM
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my bf is a beautiful godly creature lol
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I bet he's a long-haired malnourished homer.
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Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
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04-13-2007, 12:58 AM
no hes not he has blck short hair emo style ^^
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04-13-2007, 01:00 AM
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no hes not he has blck short hair emo style ^^
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All the more reason to suspect that he is a homer. You need a little bit more KJV1611 in your life little messican girl, because obviously satan has tainted your fragile little mind.
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Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
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04-13-2007, 01:29 AM
Well how much times do i have to say IM NOT ****ING MEXICAN!!!!!!!(i know your gonna put me an infraction, but whatever, it is necesary)
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04-13-2007, 01:56 AM
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Well how much times do i have to say IM NOT ****ING MEXICAN!!!!!!!(i know your gonna put me an infraction, but whatever, it is necesary)
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Maybe if you wrote in English (or, better yet, Godly American) instead of Idjitspeak, people would believe you!
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04-13-2007, 02:17 AM
Well little mate im talking in english, and get over it, youre never gonna be!
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04-13-2007, 03:07 AM
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Well little mate im talking in english, and get over it, youre never gonna be!
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When you say "English" you obviously mean "mormon." You need to learn how to speak God's language, American.
Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
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04-13-2007, 04:49 AM
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Well how much times do i have to say IM NOT ****ING MEXICAN!!!!!!!(i know your gonna put me an infraction, but whatever, it is necesary)
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Please Brother Vamp, Post only in the Stinko De Mayo thread. Afterall, you are a brown skinned mennace.
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06-20-2007, 04:55 PM
I, for one, am very glad that Noah decided to bring a pair of crab lice and a pair of parasitic loa loa eye worms on his arc.
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06-20-2007, 05:03 PM
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I, for one, am very glad that Noah decided to bring a pair of crab lice and a pair of parasitic loa loa eye worms on his arc.
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You sir are sick... and just plane sick *Gose to the corner to thow up*
Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
Jedi respect all life, in any form.
Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.
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03-05-2008, 09:10 AM
I think I can add a bit to this discussion.
On a mission to Guatemala I was the team's entomologist and poisonous snake expert.
There were no snake alarms to report, although we did observe natives performing local snake rituals:
Who knows what strange spirits these people are conjuring up. Fortunately for us it was mostly ceremonial.
Back to bugs:
Insects are often misunderstood for their exessive numbers of extemities, but alas, they are God's creatures and deserve a little more inspection. Are they good or bad? That really depends on your perception. Are you a North Korean Gook being fed mosquito paste nutritional protien bars? If so, then you would be blessing your Lord and leader for such bounty.
Conversely, if you are in Mexico for spring break, every mosquito seems like a direct assault from the devil. So is the mosquito evil?
Insects can be beautiful:
Insects can also be beautiful. Not the ants in your kitchen, or the flies in your window. But look at these creatures:
Wouldn't you agree that these specimens are also unique and beautiful creatures? The Blue Morphos is an endangered species. Much is being done to protect these beautiful creatures, but a black market still exists for them. Not buying these displays is the best way to help protect these jewels.
Bees are also among Jesus' favorite creatures. They are put on the earth to help pollenate plants to humans can have food to eat. They might be frightening if found in a shoe, but when left alone the mysterious honeybee performs an invaluable service to man.
My goal here was not to change anyone's opinion of these creatures, but to expose the many ways that they are perceived, and how that relates to one's own perception of them. Hopefully we can see that there is some Godly purpose in such lowly life forms if we understand a little more about them.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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03-05-2008, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Alaric Reinner
For a fun project, make your hand into a tight fist and place the first two knuckles of your fist against your lips. This is what it's like to kiss a dolphin!
You disgusting pervert.
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Brother Deaner,
What's so wrong with being attracted to dolphins? My own wife if a dolphin, and we kiss every day. We met here at ‘The Jack Cousteau Underwater Sea Life Ministry’, Tampa, Florida, and it was love at first sight. A few months later we were married, and we've been living happily together ever since.
God has blessed our loving union, and we hope to start a family soon. There is NOTHING wrong with a loving Christian relationship between man and mammal, as long as they marry and do things right. Praise Jesus!
Thanks,
Pastor Pierre Perrier and his wife 'flippy'
The Jack Cousteau Underwater Sea Life Ministry
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03-05-2008, 03:32 PM
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Brother Deaner,
What's so wrong with being attracted to dolphins? My own wife if a dolphin, and we kiss every day. We met here at ‘The Jack Cousteau Underwater Sea Life Ministry’, Tampa, Florida, and it was love at first sight. A few months later we were married, and we've been living happily together ever since.
God has blessed our loving union, and we hope to start a family soon. There is NOTHING wrong with a loving Christian relationship between man and mammal, as long as they marry and do things right. Praise Jesus!
Thanks,
Pastor Pierre Perrier and his wife 'flippy'
The Jack Cousteau Underwater Sea Life Ministry
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Not THIS again!! This article about ' sex with dolphins' may show how the lower races (like Australians) were conceived.
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QA) What is Zoophilia?
AA) Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved have no objections to expressing their affection for each other in the sexual fashion. This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual feelings whatsoever. This is something that I would never do to a dolphin, since I love them dearly, and treat them with the same respect that an honest husband would have for his wife and children.
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Re: God's Beautiful Creatures -
03-05-2008, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by JackCousteauMinistry
What's so wrong with being attracted to dolphins? My own wife if a dolphin, and we kiss every day. We met here at ‘The Jack Cousteau Underwater Sea Life Ministry’, Tampa, Florida, and it was love at first sight. A few months later we were married, and we've been living happily together ever since.
God has blessed our loving union, and we hope to start a family soon. There is NOTHING wrong with a loving Christian relationship between man and mammal, as long as they marry and do things right. Praise Jesus!
Thanks,
Pastor Pierre Perrier and his wife 'flippy'
The Jack Cousteau Underwater Sea Life Ministry
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