[jokie]

Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway

Infamous Negress whore and marijuana addict Whitney Houston has finally sent herself to Hell by killing herself with cocaine and the reefer. The liberal media, controlled as they are by the Jews that run Hollywood, aren't saying that it was the drugs that she killed herself with, but c'mon, how many Negro scat singers AREN'T junkies? I'll tell ya, NOT ONE!!!

Here is how the LIEberal media are covering this "tragedy" (yeah RIGHT!!!)



What a joke! The reality is God FINALLY chose to punish just another negro drug addict. Call it poetic justice, He killed her with the drugs.

Yea cause calling her a NEGRESS isnt racist at all, talking about how black people are like poop real mature for an old man. Larni69 talking about catching a colored and making them piss there pants inst racist?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by jobie021

Yea cause calling her a NEGRESS isnt racist at all, talking about how black people are like poop real mature for an old man. Larni69 talking about catching a colored and making them piss there pants inst racist?

A Negress is a female Negro, how is that racist? And I'm not saying it's any good, but Scatting is a way of singing. It's got nothing to do with poop. Are you sure you're feeling OK?

[James Hutchins]

Welcome friend. I appreciate you are a man of few words and that is from a lack of education, which you simply and plainly told us. God appreciates a honest man.
We cannot educate you. That was your parents responsibility. If you would like to discuss Jesus Christ our Savior and how hie remarkable presence has moved your life to one of value, then I would love to have the opportunity to help release your love of God.
I do not know what you mean about racism though. Perhaps, you need to read the Bible and learn something first. Reminds me of when Mrs. Hutchins told me the car broke down. Well, it was not broken, silly empty headed woman did not know how to start it! The point being is it makes a person look like a total retarded idiot to be throwing words about they do not understand. Read the following maybe it will open your closed mind some:
Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature

[Dr Laurence Niles]

How is Negress racialist?

It's a word in common usage.

And when has Larni69 talked about 'catching a coloured and making them p/ss themselves'?

All the best.
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[jokie]

saying anyone who is black and a musician is a junkie, hmm sounds like racism and stereotypical discrimination to me. Well on a side not from the racism, is that all you do is discriminate and speak badly of everyone. That really doesnt seem very christian like compared to the christians ive met. They dont make fun of people for being retarded or gay or whatever else, they are kind to them and everyone else. you guys are just haters and all you can say is OMG BIBLE OMG. The bible was written thousands of years ago by people you dont know. How do you know that they didnt make it up. How do you know that they didnt make any mistakes while writing it? I could write a book today pay people to say its true and i did amazing things, and then 2000 years from now people who think im so special. Jesus was a carpenter that was it. He died for being an idiot. god didnt write the bible itself and drop the shit from the sky infront of u and said to you this is the LAW if u misinterpret it or do anything it says not to do you will burn forever. give me a break you are the retards and everyone makes fun of you for it. Enjoy your cultists gay orgy, because thats basically all you talk about in 80% of the forums ive read is asses and gay clearly thats all thats ever on your mind, i just wanted to see how unacceptable and discriminating you piffleing cultists really are. go ahead and ban me whatever i dont give a shit about you or this site i just got a couple hours of laughs out of this shit so thank you for that. Now send your kids to get touched by the pastor like the pedophile rapists you are.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Please give it a rest with the gaywise talk: kids come the this site. They don't need to be exposed to the gaysexualism by the likes of you

YIC
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[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by jobie021

saying anyone who is black and a musician is a junkie, .........tl;dr..........

Friend, you mean to tell me there is no such thing as a black man who is not a junkie?
For the life of me, I have no idea why you are so fascinated with the full round protruding buttocks of the nigra. Sounds pretty sick if you ask me!
Can you show me one verse of scripture that states the nigra should be worshiped like you do? I praise Jesus, a blond haired, blue eyed vision of perfection.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by jobie021

HATE SPEECH SNIPPED

So now we see your true colors. Just another God mocker here to persecute the members of God's Favorite Church©. Well, we are blessed by your persecution friend, as it says here:

Originally Posted by God in the KJV1611

Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Matthew 5:10-12

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Originally Posted by jobie021

saying anyone who is black and a musician is a junkie, hmm sounds like racism and stereotypical discrimination to me. Well on a side not from the racism, is that all you do is discriminate and speak badly of everyone.

Oh, please. You're falling for the same liberal lie that the simple-minded folks fall for all day long. "Discriminate" is just a buzz-word foisted on an unsuspecting public by the fat tub of lard that is Al Sharpton and his wheezing sidekick Jesse Jackson.

What we do here is to use the Bible as our guide to the world. We are commanded by God to judge righteously those who are destined for Hell and to help turn them on to God. We aren't here to make anyone "feel good" or to tell them that "everything will be OK". Why? Because it isn't. God isn't one of these Affirmative Action groupies who feel that "everyone deserves the same success". Heck no! And it is our job to wake people up to that fact. And if we hurt a few feelings and cause some tears along the way, so be it.

Originally Posted by jobie021

That really doesnt seem very christian like compared to the christians ive met. They dont make fun of people for being retarded or gay or whatever else, they are kind to them and everyone else. you guys are just haters

Well I've highlighted your problem. We here at Landover are unlike any Christians you've ever met. We are the only Christians on this planet that preach the full, unchanged Bible, and we practice what we preach. Sure you can go to any church on Sunday and hear some words spoken to you about how God "loves" you and wants you to be in Heaven with Him. But my friend, I assure you that that could not be further from the truth. That may help you fall asleep at night, but you know what happens when the curtain falls and Judgment Day is upon us? You get sent straight to Hell with Nat King Cole, Princess Dianna and Mother Theresa. I don't care what the feel-good Joel Osteens of the world tell you: God does not love everyone!

Originally Posted by jobie021

and all you can say is OMG BIBLE OMG.

Thank you, that is what we strive for.

Originally Posted by jobie021

The bible was written thousands of years ago by people you dont know. How do you know that they didnt make it up. How do you know that they didnt make any mistakes while writing it?

The Bible was written down from the spoken Word of God directly to the parchment via the Holy Spirit. To suggest that the Bible is riddled with errors is downright outrageous, as we know that our God is all-knowing and therefore is without error.

Many human writings have mistakes, to be sure! Look at the various other religious texts around, overflowing with the errors at every turn. I mean look at the Mormons: they've been searching for their own planet for how many centuries now ?

We have the inerrant Word of God in our possession. If it weren't so, would the all-time Best Selling Book be the 1611 King James Version of the Bible? Would its prophecies always be true, even when they were written down over 2,000 years ago? No human could do that!

Originally Posted by jobie021

I could write a book today pay people to say its true and i did amazing things, and then 2000 years from now people who think im so special.

Sure you could. But then future groups would look back on your life and realize that you were full of bologna! Any prophecies you lay out would have at best a 50/50 shot of coming true. And, of course, they would have the Bible right there to note that you were a false prophet.

Plus, we're still waiting on your miracles

Originally Posted by jobie021

Jesus was a carpenter that was it.

I see: so you choose to take some parts of the Bible as Truth, but the inconvenient parts you want to leave out? Let's see how that works out for you come Judgment Day. Just remind me not to stand near you when we are in line for Judgment!

Originally Posted by jobie021

Enjoy your cultists gay orgy, because thats basically all you talk about in 80% of the forums ive read is asses and gay clearly thats all thats ever on your mind, i just wanted to see how unacceptable and discriminating you piffleing cultists really are.

Sir, I must give you a stern warning that you are not to talk to us like that when you are in the presence of God (and children). We will not tolerate hate-speech here at Landover, and we expect you to behave like a mature adult.

Maybe you have attuned yourself to gay sex and whatnot, but I for one have noticed no unreasonable amount of dirty topics here, and I don't think that anyone else has either. We speak about political matters here, of course, so the topic does occasionally poke out but we don't make an issue of it.

Originally Posted by jobie021

go ahead and ban me whatever i dont give a shit about you or this site i just got a couple hours of laughs out of this shit so thank you for that. Now send your kids to get touched by the pastor like the pedophile rapists you are.

Goodness! I already asked you once to keep a civil tongue in your head, I won't ask you again. Clearly you do care or you wouldn't have spent the time composing your reply!

Friend, I think the Lord is calling you into His flock. We all are called at one time or another, and I think that now is yours. Why don't you relax and let the Lord guide us into your heart so that you might also achieve the blissful knowledge of Salvation that we all feel here

[jokie]

Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.

Friend, I think the Lord is calling you into His flock. We all are called at one time or another, and I think that now is yours. Why don't you relax and let the Lord guide us into your heart so that you might also achieve the blissful knowledge of Salvation that we all feel here

Lol you truly are hilarious. LOOK AT THE THIRD POST IN THIS THREAD! i said i wanted to be educated. then the next thing someone says is "are you illiterate" that sounds like you guys are really helpful in trying to teach people in your "ways". No more like you want all your cultist friends to just bash who ever comes here and isnt a psyco. Also no i dont like colored men or women so james is riding a little high on his horse i was showing examples of how others said stuff like that on here because you people freaking out cause the way i answered a question that i was asked. Yes you are quite different then other chrisians cause you are psycotic. Could you give me some examples of your 100% actual predicted events that are in your silly book that is the only thing you have in your life? Sir i dont care if you think god is in this forum or not, take a look around at some of the posts in Satans entertainment, there is so much talk of faggots in there one would think this is a gay promotional site. And are you to tell me that silly riligion isnt plagued by preists touching little boys because im quite sure it made the news and even on cult island you must have heard about it.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by jobie021

i said i wanted to be educated

Thank you for making me laugh, I needed that. I look forward to being entertained by you burning in Hell for all eternity. Jesus and I will have great fun watching you suffer.

[jokie]

Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.

The Bible was written down from the spoken Word of God directly to the parchment via the Holy Spirit. To suggest that the Bible is riddled with errors is downright outrageous, as we know that our God is all-knowing and therefore is without error.

Many human writings have mistakes, to be sure! Look at the various other religious texts around, overflowing with the errors at every turn. I mean look at the Mormons: they've been searching for their own planet for how many centuries now ?


Sir, I must give you a stern warning that you are not to talk to us like that when you are in the presence of God (and children). We will not tolerate hate-speech here at Landover, and we expect you to behave like a mature adult.

Goodness! I already asked you once to keep a civil tongue in your head, I won't ask you again. Clearly you do care or you wouldn't have spent the time composing your reply!
:

LOL to suggest that every other religious text is riddled with errors yet yours is not is completely hypocritical, which i do believe it says in your bible that being a hypocrite is like a sin or whatever. Also how can you warn me twice for the same post when i have not had the chance to respond or adhere to the first warning? LOL Well come on Ernest im eagerly awaiting your response. And lady give me infractions all day i couldnt care less!!! haha i just find this extremely funny

[jokie]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

Thank you for making me laugh, I needed that. I look forward to being entertained by you burning in Hell for all eternity. Jesus and I will have great fun watching you suffer.

LOL well to start off if there even is a heaven or hell, and your not just rotting in the ground, i would be more then happy to be in hell as long as there are no people like you there.
If satan runs hell, and he and god are enemies, why exactly would he punish people who go against god?
Have you ever heard of bathing or getting a hair cut? you look like the bearded lady from the circus LOL by your location "close to god" you mean your gonna die soon cause your old as dirt?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by jobie021

LOL well to start off if there even is a heaven or hell, and your not just rotting in the ground, i would be more then happy to be in hell as long as there are no people like you there.
If satan runs hell, and he and god are enemies, why exactly would he punish people who go against god?
Have you ever heard of bathing or getting a hair cut? you look like the bearded lady from the circus LOL by your location "close to god" you mean your gonna die soon cause your old as dirt?

Hey maggot, where do you get off abusing the elderly like that? Do you think that's funny? Do you get your kicks by being mean to old people?

God, what a sick bastard you are.



(Leviticus 19:32) "Thou shalt rise up before the hoary head, and honour the face of the old man, and fear thy God: I am the LORD."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[jokie]

HAHA im a dude firs toff, to the lady who reported me on that one lol, where have any of you shown any respect at all??? man i love you guys im getting such a kick from this

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by jobie021

Also no i dont like colored men or women...

Shocking

My nephew was reading this and he asked me "why do some people hate other people?"

Do you know how distressing it is to tell a ten year old all about race hate, burning crosses, mass graves and genocide?

Kindly keep it to yourself, next time.

All the best.
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[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by jokie

LOL well to start off if there even is a heaven or hell, and your not just rotting in the ground, i would be more then happy to be in hell as long as there are no people like you there.
If satan runs hell, and he and god are enemies, why exactly would he punish people who go against god?
Have you ever heard of bathing or getting a hair cut? you look like the bearded lady from the circus LOL by your location "close to god" you mean your gonna die soon cause your old as dirt?

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

[jokie]

Originally Posted by Larni69

Shocking

My nephew was reading this and he asked me "why do some people hate other people?"

Do you know how distressing it is to tell a ten year old all about race hate, burning crosses, mass graves and genocide?

Kindly keep it to yourself, next time.

All the best.
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lol perfect time to tell him if he doesnt do exactly as you say hes going to hell and your gonna beat him and laugh from heaven while he burns.
i dont even hate any of you as you are bring me lots of laughs and entertainment. It looks as tho this might be my last one as i am getting reported for everything(which is fine cause when im banned i will continue on with my life while your all still raging and hating). Who made those mass graves? you and your other cultists yea exactly. I do feel bad for these kids you speak of because they have no choice but to follow your nonsense, and whatever else you do to them. Thank you ez i think i win as that last report was for 1000 points!!!! whats the max one can get cause i hope to be there by tonight!!!! OH and ez is that all you can do is copy paste that same thing? Use your brain a tad didnt your god give it to you? If this isnt a debate forum why is everyone getting all mad hahaha? I like how you just label people you are all such hypocrites and on it says god is gonna damn hypocrits right in Ezekiels signature hahahahah!!! Where is the doctor i wanted to actually talk to that guy he doesnt seem as much a freak as the rest of you. Yes ezekiel you certainly are right to follow what you believe in but to bash others for their beliefs is ridiculous seeing as basically all religions came from one religion.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by jokie

...blahblahblah.... to bash others for their beliefs is ridiculous seeing as basically all religions came from one religion.

#1: God wants us to attack non-Christians, and even kill them.

Deuteronomy 13:6-10
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

#2: Please post proof of your ridiculous claim that "all religions came from one reigion." Post it here and now. I want to see your proof of how the Hairy Krishnas and the Raelians came from God Almighty and not satan.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by jokie

lol perfect time to tell him if he doesnt do exactly as you say hes going to hell and your gonna beat him and laugh from heaven while he burns.
i dont even hate any of you as you are bring me lots of laughs and entertainment. It looks as tho this might be my last one as i am getting reported for everything(which is fine cause when im banned i will continue on with my life while your all still raging and hating). Who made those mass graves? you and your other cultists yea exactly.

I teach my nephew about what the bible (KJV1611) says about what to do, not what I think

Do you think I enjoy teaching him about death, murder, gaysex and bestiality? What about incest? Is it okay to let him think that is fine?

God tells us what not to do and we have to learn what not to do the not be not saved and go the hell with all the whores and wizards

Leviticus 20:*

12And if a man lie with his daughter in law, both of them shall surely be put to death: they have wrought confusion; their blood shall be upon them.

*13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

*14And if a man take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you.

*15And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

*16And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

*17And if a man shall take his sister, his father's daughter, or his mother's daughter, and see her nakedness, and she see his nakedness; it is a wicked thing; and they shall be cut off in the sight of their people: he hath uncovered his sister's nakedness; he shall bear his iniquity.

Do you want people to to go to Hell?

Think about it, eh?

And I have never killed anyone, let alone enough to fill a mass grave.

All th best.
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