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Old 03-20-2009, 05:48 AM
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Ok, so do the green arrows represent the 12 inch distance between the male and gal then? The chart needs some work if that's the case.
In your case, I'm sure 12" would be more than enough.
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So...er.....you're saying you have sex with feet? And with knees? And with the belly button? Oh...my....
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Old 03-22-2009, 09:48 AM
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So...er.....you're saying you have sex with feet? And with knees? And with the belly button? Oh...my....
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Old 03-29-2009, 07:20 AM
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So you do have sex with feet, then?
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The chart just shows areas where virginity is not at risk. That doesn't mean that you have to put your pecker there, or that anyone had ever even done it.
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The chart just shows areas where virginity is not at risk. That doesn't mean that you have to put your pecker there, or that anyone had ever even done it.
Witches like VanSaddlebags are so perverted that they don't even know what normal Christian sexural relations look like. She's used to participating in dark, strange and revolting practices.
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Well, at least her virginity stays intact when she engages in sexual foot-play.
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The chart just shows areas where virginity is not at risk. That doesn't mean that you have to put your pecker there, or that anyone had ever even done it.
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Witches like VanSaddlebags are so perverted that they don't even know what normal Christian sexural relations look like. She's used to participating in dark, strange and revolting practices.
I notice through all these accusations of yours, you've not once denied having sex with feet.

I rest my case.

And FYI, no, I can't say I'd like that done to my feet. I mean, I'm all for foot massages and lotion, but I can't say I'd enjoy...er....that...as foot lotion.
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Look, young lady, I'm an adult. I play the way I want. Feet aren't really my thing. I prefer a good spanking.
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Look, young lady, I'm an adult. I play the way I want. Feet aren't really my thing. I prefer a good spanking.

Hey, whatever works for you.

I notice dear Zeke, however, has no such denial..
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