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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-09-2010, 09:19 PM

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Ah! Thank you for coming back! May I quote you on your duck/cat reference in the future? I've not heard it before, and I think it's hilarious :'] xo



I hope that's not supposed to be a dig at myself, because I have taken criticism in my stride, and accepted your opinions, and views.
I also regret to inform you, this label you have placed on me is untrue, for I have been saved.
I'd also like to ask why being a True Christian is trademarked. This is purely out of curiosity. I'm not trying to provoke any arguments by asking this! :S
Ummm.. Okay... And yes. I have to admit I didn't mean for the cat duck reference to be funny. But re-reading it... I actually laughed despite myself.


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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-09-2010, 09:25 PM

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Ummm.. Okay... And yes. I have to admit I didn't mean for the cat duck reference to be funny. But re-reading it... I actually laughed despite myself.
Haha! I guess I thought it was funny because it brightened my day slightly. I get nothing but put down on this forum, so your comment made me smile ^^
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I'd also like to ask why being a True Christian is trademarked. This is purely out of curiosity. I'm not trying to provoke any arguments by asking this! :S
Imagine if just anyone could go around saying they were a True Christian™. People would think it was alright to be a kiddie fiddling, cock smoking faggot who rapes wild animals until their gaskets are blown and worships false idols and spits in the eye of Baby Jesus with AIDS infested spittle. That would rob the term True Christian™ of every shred of its meaning.

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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-09-2010, 09:31 PM

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Haha! I guess I thought it was funny because it brightened my day slightly. I get nothing but put down on this forum, so your comment made me smile ^^
I dont even f*cking know what I'm doing on here anyway.... Defending my name!! Did you know these scatterbrains called me a pedophile!! Meanies... But anyway.... Mr. Guy that just posted. You all dong seem like a very loving christian group to call people "cock smoking"?or was it sucking... What the hell?


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Imagine if just anyone could go around saying they were a True Christian™. People would think it was alright to be a kiddie fiddling, cock smoking faggot who rapes wild animals until their gaskets are blown and worships false idols and spits in the eye of Baby Jesus with AIDS infested spittle. That would rob the term True Christian™ of every shred of its meaning.

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I'm terribly sorry, but I hope I misread your post!

And in response to PartyPosion;
From what I've read on these forums, they condone it, so maybe they're trying to compliment you. Yet again, I hope I'm misinterpreting their posts. I think I'm getting the wrong end of the stick with a lot of what's been said.
And don't worry, m'dear. There a millions of people out there who know what you really are, and what you stand for. If anything, their opinion is the one that matters. If people chose to 'S*** stir' for their own enjoyment, then I guess you should just leave them to it. It's not worth wasting your breath on people who have their minds set on something, haha! Trust me on that one, I'm just as stubborn, and not much can shift my true opinion. I'll be accepting, but it doesn't mean I'll agree with something xD
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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-09-2010, 09:49 PM

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I'm terribly sorry, but I hope I misread your post!

And in response to PartyPosion;
From what I've read on these forums, they condone it, so maybe they're trying to compliment you. Yet again, I hope I'm misinterpreting their posts. I think I'm getting the wrong end of the stick with a lot of what's been said.
And don't worry, m'dear. There a millions of people out there who know what you really are, and what you stand for. If anything, their opinion is the one that matters. If people chose to 'S*** stir' for their own enjoyment, then I guess you should just leave them to it. It's not worth wasting your breath on people who have their minds set on something, haha! Trust me on that one, I'm just as stubborn, and not much can shift my true opinion. I'll be accepting, but it doesn't mean I'll agree with something xD
Hahahaha! Thanks. You're right. They won't change your opinion and we will never change theirs... I'm truly sorry but ive gotta go, but I'll be back :] because sometimes they cone back .


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Hahahaha! Thanks. You're right. They won't change your opinion and we will never change theirs... I'm truly sorry but ive gotta go, but I'll be back :] because sometimes they cone back .
Best of luck to you! I'll try to stick around a little longer. :]
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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-09-2010, 11:32 PM

Actually, we don't believe we go to the black parade when we die. Most of us just think of the Black Parade as an album. And emo is a state of mind, not a style of dress. Also, MCR isn't an emo band, they're alternative rock. There are a lot of things wrong with this article, but I'll just name those few, as to not waste any more of my time with it.
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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-09-2010, 11:56 PM

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Actually, we don't believe we go to the black parade when we die. Most of us just think of the Black Parade as an album. And emo is a state of mind, not a style of dress. Also, MCR isn't an emo band, they're alternative rock. There are a lot of things wrong with this article, but I'll just name those few, as to not waste any more of my time with it.
Agreed, and will add: Black Parade is actually a metaphor. The idea is that death comes for you in a way that is comforting to you, so you won't be scared to die. In this case, the reason it's a parade is because this is the Patient's fondest memory. (Oh yeah, before I forget, The Black Parade album is a narrative. Y'know, like Pink Floyd's The Wall, or Green Day's American Idiot, or Lord Byron? So yeah, it's a story. Not a room full of suicides. Ms. Feminazi has spoken.)
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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-10-2010, 01:43 AM

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I know this might sound like a hostile question, but it's meant with the best intentions! I'm purely curious, as I know there are many different versions of the bible. Which bible are you reading? I was always taught that you shouldn't judge others.
Please show us the Scripture which supports this assertion, from whatever Bible (per)version you choose.

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I agree with Electric Sypmtom there. Why should we throw people
Into the stereotype we want them, shouldn't thru have a say so?
What looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and walks like a duck could be a cat in a duck costume.
Then the cat has gone to elaborate effort to be perceived as a duck, and should be treated as a duck. After all, that's exactly what it must desire.

Fortunately, I have it on good authority that cat is far healthier, leaner meat than duck.


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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-10-2010, 02:14 PM

Matthew 7:1:

“Do not judge, or you too will be judged."

Luke 6:37:

“Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven."
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Matthew 7:1:

“Do not judge, or you too will be judged."

Luke 6:37:

“Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven."
Tell that to all of your hateful Emo friends who came here to judge God and Jesus.


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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-11-2010, 03:26 PM

I'm afraid to say you have the wrong end of the stick my friend.
You see, these people have come here to try and explain the band from a different point of view, in an attempt to make you see that they're not as bad as the media want you to think.
They have not come here to judge God or Jesus. That was not their intention, nor mine. :]
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I'm afraid to say you have the wrong end of the stick my friend.
You see, these people have come here to try and explain the band from a different point of view, in an attempt to make you see that they're not as bad as the media want you to think.
They have not come here to judge God or Jesus. That was not their intention, nor mine. :]
P.S. I'd appreciate it if you didn't throw all of us into the same band wagon
This is a Christian forum, not some satanic punk music website. Anyone who doesn't embrace Jesus fully is on satan's side. Read the Bible and throw away those devil records.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Matthew 7:1:

“Do not judge, or you too will be judged."

Luke 6:37:

“Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven."
Stop quoting from false Bibles. If you were really a Baptist, you would know that the KJV1611 Bible is the ONLY true Word of God!

You are also taking Scripture out of context. Please see my sermon on judging others HERE.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-11-2010, 05:55 PM

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Stop quoting from false Bibles. If you were really a Baptist, you would know that the KJV1611 Bible is the ONLY true Word of God!

You are also taking Scripture out of context. Please see my sermon on judging others HERE.
If you highlight the quotes, you'll find that the differences in the text are minute. So my point still stands. Also, my quotes were in response to Rev Rodimer:
"Please show us the Scripture which supports this assertion, from whatever Bible (per)version you choose."
I was simply doing as he requested.
I will read your sermon, however.
And as I have said many a time before on this forum, I am a Baptist Christian. I believe wholeheartedly in God, and Jesus, and all that they have done for us. Their word is law, etc. This doesn't mean I can't enjoy the musical element in different songs.
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Matthew 7:1:

“Do not judge, or you too will be judged."

Luke 6:37:

“Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven."
Matthew 7:1-5

1Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
3And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
4Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

A prohibition against hypocritical judgment.

Luke 6:37-42
37Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven: 38Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again.
39And he spake a parable unto them, Can the blind lead the blind? shall they not both fall into the ditch?
40The disciple is not above his master: but every one that is perfect shall be as his master.
41And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but perceivest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
42Either how canst thou say to thy brother, Brother, let me pull out the mote that is in thine eye, when thou thyself beholdest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, cast out first the beam out of thine own eye, and then shalt thou see clearly to pull out the mote that is in thy brother's eye.

Another prohibition against hypocritical judgment. Learn to read things in context please.


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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-11-2010, 07:36 PM

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Matthew 7:1-5

1Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
3And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
4Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

A prohibition against hypocritical judgment.

Luke 6:37-42
37Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven: 38Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again.
39And he spake a parable unto them, Can the blind lead the blind? shall they not both fall into the ditch?
40The disciple is not above his master: but every one that is perfect shall be as his master.
41And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but perceivest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
42Either how canst thou say to thy brother, Brother, let me pull out the mote that is in thine eye, when thou thyself beholdest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, cast out first the beam out of thine own eye, and then shalt thou see clearly to pull out the mote that is in thy brother's eye.

Another prohibition against hypocritical judgment. Learn to read things in context please.
So basically, what you're saying is, you shouldn't judge unless you are perfect, without sin, etc, otherwise it's hypocritical? As the only perfect beings are God and Jesus, doesn't that mean no-one should judge others? Tell me if I'm wrong. I'm open to your opinion.
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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-11-2010, 07:39 PM

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So basically, what you're saying is, you shouldn't judge unless you are perfect, without sin, etc, otherwise it's hypocritical? As the only perfect beings are God and Jesus, doesn't that mean no-one should judge others? Tell me if I'm wrong. I'm open to your opinion.
No, it means I shouldn't tell you, "Don't do drugs." as I'm sitting here smoking a joint. Hypocritical judgment.

What makes you think only God/Jesus were perfect?

Luke 1:5-6 THERE was in the days of Herod, the king of Judaea, a certain priest named Zacharias, of the course of Abia: and his wife was of the daughters of Aaron, and her name was Elisabeth.
And they were both righteous before God, walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.

Genesis 17:1 And when Abram was ninety years old and nine, the LORD appeared to Abram, and said unto him, I am the Almighty God; walk before me, and be thou perfect.

God speaking to Ezekiel.

Ezekiel 28:15 Thou wast perfect in thy ways from the day that thou wast created, till iniquity was found in thee.

David speaking to God.

Psalm 101:2 I will behave myself wisely in a perfect way. O when wilt thou come unto me? I will walk within my house with a perfect heart.


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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-11-2010, 08:23 PM

Alright. I see what you mean now.
As for the perfect beings, I seem to have it in my head that only God and Jesus are perfect totally. I'm not sure why mind you! I'll try and find something to back me up, although, to be honest, I'm sure you already know what you're talking about. :]
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