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Default Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited - 03-04-2011, 04:32 PM

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Dang there you go being funny again because the only way you would know if I had a lesbian cousin was if your.....nevermind. But you know what? I didn't bring cripples up. Who healed the withered hand, made the blind man see, cured the leper, and also told the cripple to get up and walK? Oh ya, that was Jesus. God hates 'em alright.
Jesus *healed* those gimps. He didn't build handicap access ramps up the The Temple in Jerusalem and establish "Jesuscare" by taxing the top 10% of Judah society. Nor did He install green friendly oil lamps in The Temple or a wind turbine or any of that hippie nonsense.

What Would Jesus Do with a cripple? Tell the cripple to stand up.



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Default Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited - 03-04-2011, 10:42 PM

On the subject of bicycles and such, I've been thinking lately that we here in Freehold should make it known clearly that we are not a green City. We not only are not green, we are not trying nor ever intend to be green.

Perhaps one of our talented contributors could design a sign we could install at several locations indicating our dislike of all green ideas.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited - 03-10-2011, 07:03 AM

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because if he does he might need a cane/walker/wheelchair that he considers so awful. Understand?
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because if he does he might need a cane/walker/wheelchair that he considers so awful. Understand?
True Christians don't need to use those accoutrements!

They are protected by THE LORD. Only the unsaved have to bother with that cripple stuff.

Rascals and other motorized scooters are a clear sign the rider is an ABOMINATION. You should give these lazy fat sloths absolutely no respect.


The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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True Christians don't need to use those accoutrements!

They are protected by THE LORD. Only the unsaved have to bother with that cripple stuff.

Rascals and other motorized scooters are a clear sign the rider is an ABOMINATION. You should give these lazy fat sloths absolutely no respect.
That is totally awesome, can you post the pics of the 80-120year old True Christians in your community so I(we) can revel in Gods power and glory?
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Default Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited - 05-17-2011, 08:04 AM

If I had it my way I'd make skateboards illegal worldwide. Why should they exist? The only thing they are used for is destroying public property. No good Christian goes around dressed like a retard with pants down to their knees and a hoodie (topped off with a baseball cap on backwards/sideways). Why not just go around with a sign that says, "Drool patrool"? When those ego laden little miscreants aren't going around skaterboarding they're spray painting buildings and breaking windows. The only good thing about them having a skateboard is that it makes them easier to identify for the police.


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Default Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited - 05-17-2011, 11:58 PM

Mr Two Dollar Bill, i see from your stats you teach and like books, Me too. I teach people with end staged kidney disease to perform dialysis on themselves. Books really help me teach them, especially when they take them home for homework. I saw one of your other posts about the government and porn and that porn is bad. We agree.
On the above post you said,"make skateboards illegal world wide". You say that all skaters do is distroy property. Am I understanding your opinion correctly , if you can see a bad skater, then all skaters are bad and should not exist?
Using your logic then, if bad books can be seen(pornographic books) then all books are bad and should not exist.
The point is that not all books are bad just as not all skaters are bad. Meet me at a skate park and I will show you the good side of skating, kids and adults not doing graphitti, not breaking windows, not destroying public property. They are learning balance, burning calories, learning perseverence......things that go well with learning the bible and doing Gods commands.
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Default Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited - 05-18-2011, 08:17 AM

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Mr Two Dollar Bill, i see from your stats you teach and like books, Me too. [snip] l books are bad and should not exist.
The point is that not all books are bad just as not all skaters are bad. Meet me at a skate park and I will show you the good side of skating, kids and adults not doing graphitti, not breaking windows, not destroying public property.
Skateboarding is an egotistical activity that is centered on the individual and detracts from a partaker's focus on being a contributing member of society. The fact that a good portion of these antisocial misfits engage in delinquent activity accounts for my disapproval of them. I admit, most, if not all, will eventually gain a degree of maturity (this is why there are no "skaters" over the age of like 30) and realize how silly and childish it is to play with a skateboard. Unfortunately, by the time this happens, they have already chosen a path that has steered them far from the Lord.

As for there being skateboarders that are not lawbreakers, here's an idea, they should carry a license stating that they are "one of the good ones". Maybe even have a patch of some sort on their clothing (or just not wear baggy clothing) denoting that they do not partake in illegal activities and have respect for communal property. That would certainly make it easier for me to avoid the "bad" ones. This of course does not make up for their individualistic approach to life and their blatant vanity.

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They are learning balance, burning calories, learning perseverence......things that go well with learning the bible and doing Gods commands.
C'mon now, "learning balance, burning calories, learning perseverance"? Really? That's like that nonsense about "graffiti" being an "art". Surely these kids would be better off playing a good team sport like baseball, something that truly encompasses the meaning of fellowship, instead of being self-centered and idle in the eyes of the Lord.

Timothy 5:13 : "And withal they learn to be idle, wandering about from house to house; and not only idle, but tattlers also and busybodies, speaking things which they ought not"


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Default Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited - 05-19-2011, 01:19 AM

Mr TwoDollarBill, I hate to burst your bubble on this one, but you probably know many more skaters than you know you know. Its obvious that you think you know what all skaters wear/do/believe/..... We don't all dress in baggies, wear hoodies, or even celebrate less than thirty years of living. Yes I said we. I skate. And I'm turning 50 this year. No I'm not the only old man out there. It's sad that you haven't been exposed to the other side of skating, that you question the skills required, that you have never taken the time to notice the skate community.
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Default Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited - 05-19-2011, 02:37 AM

To Brother Harold Potter, Skating for satan? What exctly are you refering too? The fact that I witness to kids at the skate park? The fact that I go on mission trips and am able to use my hobby to interact with others and share my faith with them? The fact that our local indoor skatepark has a Bible based worship service directed at the demographics of the skatepark-kids, every week? I don't assume that you just go to NASCAR races to vicariously play race car driver, or that you use your CB to do anything other than spread the word. Why would you assume the worst of me? Skating is fun, I don't deny it, but it's also one of my mission fields.
I, in all humbleness, request your understanding that we all have different gifts from God and we use them in different mission fields.
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To Brother Harold Potter, Skating for satan? What exctly are you refering too? The fact that I witness to kids at the skate park? The fact that I go on mission trips and am able to use my hobby to interact with others and share my faith with them? The fact that our local indoor skatepark has a Bible based worship service directed at the demographics of the skatepark-kids, every week? I don't assume that you just go to NASCAR races to vicariously play race car driver, or that you use your CB to do anything other than spread the word. Why would you assume the worst of me? Skating is fun, I don't deny it, but it's also one of my mission fields.
I, in all humbleness, request your understanding that we all have different gifts from God and we use them in different mission fields.
You might need another infraction, I don't know..

Rolling around on toys does not serve God. Ask yourself, would Jesus waste His time in such a trivial fashion?

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1 Corinthians 13:11:

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When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
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Brother Harold Porter, Please help me understand why you fixate on the skating while totally ignoring my sharing God's Word and his Word being shared in an organized worship service at the skatepark. Going to these mission fields does nothing but gain soliders for Christ that otherwise would have been unsaved.
PS Concerning NASCAR, Watching people "Rolling around in toys does not serve God. Ask yourself, would Jesus waste His time in such a trivial fashion?" I am truely not questioning your intrest in NASCAR or how it affects your faith, I am humbly requesting the same respect for my hobby that I give for yours.
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Brother Harold Porter, Please help me understand why you fixate on the skating while totally ignoring my sharing God's Word and his Word being shared in an organized worship service at the skatepark. Going to these mission fields does nothing but gain soliders for Christ that otherwise would have been unsaved.
PS Concerning NASCAR, Watching people "Rolling around in toys does not serve God. Ask yourself, would Jesus waste His time in such a trivial fashion?" I am truely not questioning your intrest in NASCAR or how it affects your faith, I am humbly requesting the same respect for my hobby that I give for yours.
In Christ.
Renaldude
How can you worship Jesus Christ at a "skate park"? Young hooligans rolling around on toys. Blasphemy, rap music and hatred of God. There is nothing good to come of it.

Decisions have consequences, my friend.

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Default Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited - 05-19-2011, 04:00 AM

Mr. Renaldude, what Word do you share with these young hooligans and trollops?

Do you tell them the whole Truth of the KJV Bible, or a whitewashed version from the MESSage or the New International perVersion?


Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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1 Corinthians 13:11:



Case closed.

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Default Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited - 05-19-2011, 04:50 AM

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How can you worship Jesus Christ at a "skate park"? Young hooligans rolling around on toys. Blasphemy, rap music and hatred of God. There is nothing good to come of it.

Decisions have consequences, my friend.

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Mark 2:17 Need i say more? Oh well, when were you ever at a skatepark Brother Harold Porter? Or is it the media and/or youtube where you get this information? That doesn't go on at the parks I enjoy. You don't have to believe me but the proof is there. What about at your NASCAR races? Been there, everything you accuse skateparks of, and then a whole lot more, happens at the races, I have seen it(and moved on).
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Mr TwoDollarBill, I hate to burst your bubble on this one, but you probably know many more skaters than you know you know. Its obvious that you think you know what all skaters wear/do/believe/..... We don't all dress in baggies, wear hoodies, or even celebrate less than thirty years of living. Yes I said we. I skate. And I'm turning 50 this year. No I'm not the only old man out there. It's sad that you haven't been exposed to the other side of skating, that you question the skills required, that you have never taken the time to notice the skate community.
Listen old man, I lived next door to a "skate park" for almost 15 years in California before moving to Europe. My wife's brother was one of these professional skateboarder people who actually got PAID to ride the thing. (Mind you he was one of the good ones, he only performed on a ramp and didn't do any of the graffiti stuff. Guy is ten types of stupid so probably couldn't scribble his own name on a wall if he wanted to...but that's another story.)

So, I am plenty familiar with all types of skating. There may be a few out there that are normal, but most of them are just hoodlums trying to look cool and be rebellious.


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Default Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited - 05-20-2011, 03:23 AM

Ok then Mr TwoDollarBill, I apologise for thinking that I have experienced something different than you. Have a great day, may God bless you,
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Default Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited - 05-20-2011, 11:50 AM

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..... Yes I said we. I skate. And I'm turning 50 this year.......
Did anybody else notice that this renaldo person admitted he's nearly fifty years old and engages in the same activity invariably practiced by young boys?








This is just a thought, but I've never seen any statistics relating to the use of skateboards by pedophile priests.

Oh, never mind. I doubt the vatican would release such information.


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