[Gartrude Gribbleshaw]

Fellow Brothers and Sisters,

I was compelled by the Lord to register this day, to denounce the foul acts of the heathen Obama and his fudgepacking lackeys.

These "images" of space exploration are clearly designed to delude the masses. To redirect attention from the state sponsored Gay orgies which could be happening in your very own neighborhood!

Just think of all the perverted acts which Obama is encouraging in our Godly nation. The thrusting of gristle hard man meat into plague ridden passages. The wiping of greasy filth ridden ballbags over the faces of the damned. I don't doubt that these degenerates relish the taste of each others bum filth as they suck excrement berries from each others shafts.

You might doubt my words! But I have here video footage glorifying such behavior. I do not doubt the faith of those True Christians among these forums pages is strong, however some may find this clip testing. If you choose to watch this video then keep your heart close to the Lord, so that you may not be corrupted.

[pornographic video deleted]

THE HOMOSEXUAL MENACE, MUST BE CURTAILED.

AN OPEN MIND LEADS TO AN OPEN ANUS, THROUGH WHICH ALL HUMAN DECENCY IS LOST.

THE DEVIL WILL THEN ETERNALLY BRUTALIZE YOUR ALREADY RUINED ANUS, IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

My my my, did you get into the rumcake again Ms. Gertrude? Why don't you stick to the role that the Lord laid out for you and let the menfolk do the thinking around here.

Get to the introduction forum and introduce yourself, assuming it's OK with your husband.

[IAmAnImbecileAtheist]

Ok, this is so full of crap. The shadows could easily be a light, or a something as simple as a flash from a camera. No, that picture doesn't look fake to me and the person holding the flag could be swinging his arm to make the flag appear to be waving. There are logical explanations to your absolutely ridiculous assumptions.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by IAmAnAtheist

Ok, this is so full of crap. The shadows could easily be a light, or a something as simple as a flash from a camera. No, that picture doesn't look fake to me and the person holding the flag could be swinging his arm to make the flag appear to be waving. There are logical explanations to your absolutely ridiculous assumptions.

Sure thing. I am sure the flash was from the 'astronauts' Instamatic.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by IAmAnImbecileAtheist

Ok, this is so full of crap. The shadows could easily be a light, or a something as simple as a flash from a camera.

Are you a democrat? If the shadow would be from the flash of the camera the shadow would be behind the astronauts not on their side! Even a child could figure that one out.

This is not caused by a camera flash:

[Jack O'fagan]

I'm assuming that it's only gullible atheists who believe this 'Curiosity' crap? God tells us that the heaven bodies such as the planets are within the dome of the firmament that covers the Earth. I tend to use a snow globe to help my children understand the principal, (Note. It's a very useful tool for you home schoolers)



Genesis 1:14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years: 15And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.


This is totally different from the secular view of the 'universe' so the Mars mission is incompatible with the Biblical truth. I assume that no Christians have fallen for this bullshit. If they have I would love to hear how they justify trusting the words of NASA over the words of God.


YIC


Jack

[JustWonderingIf..]

Dear all,

I've been reading this threat with interest and it has made wonder few things and I'll hope you could give me answers. But before questions, I'd like make clear that I don't want to make fun of you religion, but I'm hoping that you could clear few things I'm wondering about.

1. Bible

"The Bible is beyong compare friend. It is beyond compare because it is the very Word of God.

And not only do we know that it is True because it says so, which the Bible says it is True therefore, it is True, but we are gifted by the Lord peace thaqt surpasses understand of which no heathen could know.....unless they repent and follow Jesus."

So, any book that says it is true, is true?

Please, don't understand this wrong. I just want to find an answer for this. What makes bible so True?

2. Flat Earth?

"I have a good friend who flies 747's. I asked him if he has to keep aiming down to follow 'the curve of the Earth'? He said no, he flies level. So the Earth must be flat."

There has been a public flight around the world. From east to west AND from west to east. How does this is compatible with flat earth?

3. Evolution / creationism

"Walk outside. See that? I mean, see ALL of that? You got it: He did all that. The trees, the grass, the critters, everything. Flowers, clouds, rainbows, the whole enchilada."

Also fossils? Oil? Diseases? Incurable diseases to your children?

My POV is that people believing in this creationism shouldn't be worried about the fact that they are evolved from apes, but more that they might be overtaken by apes.

Many of the posters here are very fundamental and strict about their views and it reminds me the guys who planned and executed the 9/11 attacks. Only the religion is different. Too radical in any religion is allways bad thing..

I hope you could explain me these things, but please don't give "because bible says so..". Explain.

And please don't bother to "BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured", decause it doen't change the way I sleep. Just want to hear you POV..


With all respect,

"Just Wondering If you can explain"

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by JustWonderingIf..

Dear all,

I've been reading this threat with interest and it has made wonder few things and I'll hope you could give me answers. But before questions, I'd like make clear that I don't want to make fun of you religion, but I'm hoping that you could clear few things I'm wondering about.

1. Bible

"The Bible is beyong compare friend. It is beyond compare because it is the very Word of God.

And not only do we know that it is True because it says so, which the Bible says it is True therefore, it is True, but we are gifted by the Lord peace thaqt surpasses understand of which no heathen could know.....unless they repent and follow Jesus."

So, any book that says it is true, is true?

Please, don't understand this wrong. I just want to find an answer for this. What makes bible so True?

God is all-powerful and all-knowing.

Therefore, He knows what the Bible says, and could change it instantly, worldwide.

It says what it says, therefore it is what He wants us to read.

2. Flat Earth?

"I have a good friend who flies 747's. I asked him if he has to keep aiming down to follow 'the curve of the Earth'? He said no, he flies level. So the Earth must be flat."

There has been a public flight around the world. From east to west AND from west to east. How does this is compatible with flat earth?

My congregation (Second Baptist) differs from Landover on the shape of the Earth, but it is not a salvation issue. Why not worry about your soul instead?

3. Evolution / creationism

"Walk outside. See that? I mean, see ALL of that? You got it: He did all that. The trees, the grass, the critters, everything. Flowers, clouds, rainbows, the whole enchilada."

Also fossils? Oil? Diseases? Incurable diseases to your children?

Yes. Fossils and oil were created by the burying of animals in sediments during the flood.

True Christian™ children do not get incurable diseases, but all diseases are created by God, yes.

Again, God is all-powerful and all-knowing. Therefore, He knows when a child in a third-world country is going to contract dysentery from dirty water and die of dehydration due to uncontrollable diarrhea. He is also able to stop it.

He chooses not to, therefore, He has chosen for the child to die slowly and horribly.

My POV is that people believing in this creationism shouldn't be worried about the fact that they are evolved from apes, but more that they might be overtaken by apes.

There is no "fact that we are evolved from apes". Even evolutionists don't think humans evolved from apes. You're making a fool of yourself.

As for being overtaken by apes, have you seen the White House lately? Not the Obamas, but the "entertainers" they bring in, the hippity-hoppity rappers and the vile, uncouth Chris Rock "comedians" and such like. Disgusting, depraved, degenerate.

Many of the posters here are very fundamental and strict about their views and it reminds me the guys who planned and executed the 9/11 attacks. Only the religion is different. Too radical in any religion is allways bad thing..

So obeying God's Commands, which are not "suggestions" but "commands", is bad. Interesting.

Why do you hate Jesus?

[JustWonderingIf..]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

God is all-powerful and all-knowing.

Therefore, He knows what the Bible says, and could change it instantly, worldwide.

It says what it says, therefore it is what He wants us to read.

My congregation (Second Baptist) differs from Landover on the shape of the Earth, but it is not a salvation issue. Why not worry about your soul instead?
Yes. Fossils and oil were created by the burying of animals in sediments during the flood.

True Christian™ children do not get incurable diseases, but all diseases are created by God, yes.

Again, God is all-powerful and all-knowing. Therefore, He knows when a child in a third-world country is going to contract dysentery from dirty water and die of dehydration due to uncontrollable diarrhea. He is also able to stop it.

He chooses not to, therefore, He has chosen for the child to die slowly and horribly.
There is no "fact that we are evolved from apes". Even evolutionists don't think humans evolved from apes. You're making a fool of yourself.

As for being overtaken by apes, have you seen the White House lately? Not the Obamas, but the "entertainers" they bring in, the hippity-hoppity rappers and the vile, uncouth Chris Rock "comedians" and such like. Disgusting, depraved, degenerate.
So obeying God's Commands, which are not "suggestions" but "commands", is bad. Interesting.

Why do you hate Jesus?

"It says what it says, therefore it is what He wants us to read."

Yes. Now you are going back to the same ritual of explaining that bible is true, but you really can't explain me what makes it so true?

Someone comapred bible to Harry Potter books. Well. I think that is very realistic comparison as long as the only proof is that "it says so". If Harry Potter books would have a disclaimer that "this story is true", it would make it true...

"True Christian™ children do not get incurable diseases, but all diseases are created by God, yes"

Are you saying that if someones child has incurable disease, his/her parents are sinners?

"Even evolutionists don't think humans evolved from apes. You're making a fool of yourself."

Maybe I'm making fool of myself, but as far I understand all humans evolved from apes and originated from Africa (making us all niggas ).

"My congregation (Second Baptist) differs from Landover on the shape of the Earth, but it is not a salvation issue. Why not worry about your soul instead?"

Do you agree scientists view that earth is a round?

With respect,

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Originally Posted by JustWonderingIf..

what makes it so true?

Because the Bible says it is True, and that is an irrefutable fact, my young friend.

1 Peter
1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

2 Timothy
3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

This fact cannot be denied because the Bible says it is True, therefore it is True, and that is a fact.

This is a well known fact.

[JustWonderingIf..]

"Don't try to reason with believers..."

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Originally Posted by JustWonderingIf..

"Don't try to reason with believers..."

Friend, what does that have to do with the Bible being True, and saying it is True; therefore it is True is irrefutable?

Who taught you to hate Jesus?

[JustWonderingIf..]

I don't hate Jesus or any of these guys in the bible. I'm looking for the answers how these people reason their believes in things.

I asked simple questions about flat earth and I don't get any answer. You only turn the topic to my salvation.

I asked if you believe earth is round, you don't answer, but turn the topic back "why I hate J?". It looks like you don't want to discuss this topic. I see this as a serious topic.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by JustWonderingIf..

I don't hate Jesus or any of these guys in the bible. I'm looking for the answers how these people reason their believes in things.

I asked simple questions about flat earth and I don't get any answer. You only turn the topic to my salvation.

I asked if you believe earth is round, you don't answer, but turn the topic back "why I hate J?". It looks like you don't want to discuss this topic. I see this as a serious topic.

Son, your questions have been answered ad nausium on this forum. Try using the "search" function available to you - free of charge to you!

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by JustWonderingIf..

"Don't try to reason with believers..."

I don't know what is a better photoshop job - the sign in the astronaut's hands since it's against the law for a military officer to be an atheist or the round earth you put in there.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by JustWonderingIf..

I don't hate Jesus or any of these guys in the bible. I'm looking for the answers how these people reason their believes in things.

I asked simple questions about flat earth and I don't get any answer. You only turn the topic to my salvation.

I asked if you believe earth is round, you don't answer, but turn the topic back "why I hate J?". It looks like you don't want to discuss this topic. I see this as a serious topic.

Friend, I read your question twice. You stated a friend in a 747 told you he flies flat and does not have to fly 'nose down' because the Earth is flat.

As a fellow small plane pilot (I have a little G550), I can tell you, the Earth is mostly flat with the exception of mountains. I have also tried to fly up into the upper firmament to see Heaven only to have God shut my engines off and send me back to Earth (a scary proposition, let me tell you).
A fun experiment to do that really shows the power of God in flight is to follow what appears to be a straight line on the ground. Fly perfectly straight. Watch the compass. It will move! You see, you think you are flying straight but God moves you to keep you within the bounds of the lower firmament. This is why when people 'think' they are flying around the world, they are really slightly turning all the time. This turning is a major cause of air sickness as people resist Gods Will.

[JustWonderingIf..]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Friend, I read your question twice. You stated a friend in a 747 told you he flies flat and does not have to fly 'nose down' because the Earth is flat.

As a fellow small plane pilot (I have a little G550), I can tell you, the Earth is mostly flat with the exception of mountains. I have also tried to fly up into the upper firmament to see Heaven only to have God shut my engines off and send me back to Earth (a scary proposition, let me tell you).
A fun experiment to do that really shows the power of God in flight is to follow what appears to be a straight line on the ground. Fly perfectly straight. Watch the compass. It will move! You see, you think you are flying straight but God moves you to keep you within the bounds of the lower firmament. This is why when people 'think' they are flying around the world, they are really slightly turning all the time. This turning is a major cause of air sickness as people resist Gods Will.

Ah... That "expains".. What is the size of earth?

BTW, why don't you take your little G550 and fly it straight to some high building? That would really send you down to earth...

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by JustWonderingIf..

Ah... That "expains".. What is the size of earth?

BTW, why don't you take your little G550 and fly it straight to some high building? That would really send you down to earth...

Friend, I am not a mooslime, I am a True Christian™. As such, we do not crash into buildings.
Tell us the truth, what is really bothering you? Didn't your mommie love you enough? Are you upset God did not get you a Nintendo?

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by JustWonderingIf..

1. Bible

"The Bible is beyong compare friend. It is beyond compare because it is the very Word of God.

And not only do we know that it is True because it says so, which the Bible says it is True therefore, it is True, but we are gifted by the Lord peace thaqt surpasses understand of which no heathen could know.....unless they repent and follow Jesus."

So, any book that says it is true, is true?

Please, don't understand this wrong. I just want to find an answer for this. What makes bible so True?

Don't be silly, if we would accept your argument then The Lord of Rings would be true and the world would be full of invisible men spying on us all the time, malevolent trees, a race of divinely blessed supermen who were under constant attack from evil, talking animals and wizards who could survive their own deaths. As a Christian I have to say what utter rubbish.

I think why The Bible is the truth and The Lord of the Rings is a fantasy is obvious enough.

[Deaner]

Originally Posted by Rev. Edward Clement

Who taught you to hate Jesus?

I think it was his mama. I bet a hundred bucks he's been living in her basement for the last 40 years (with an allowance of course).