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Default Re: The Gay Restaurant - Fags Eat Poop - 12-15-2010, 02:11 AM

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Sean Paul Manes documentation from 1975 called "The Gay Restaurant: Fags eat Poop" is one of the first Anti-Gay Movie made in Italy. It shows the uncut reality of the homosexual lifestyle.
While the homosexual agenda tells us, that gays are clean and hygienic human beeings, this documentation reveals that as a lie.
The following clip shows the discusting reality of gays and lesbians who love to eat poop, worship anal-sex and do all sins imaginable.
We have to save our children from all this and it really must become our top priority. We have to wake up!


You know, there are straight people that do this sort of thing too. I'm gay, and I find this disgusting. And that's a movie from Germany. I hardly call that 'reality'.
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Default Re: The Gay Restaurant - Fags Eat Poop - 12-15-2010, 02:21 AM

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You know, there are straight people that do this sort of thing too. I'm gay, and I find this disgusting. And that's a movie from Germany. I hardly call that 'reality'.
I find it hard to believe that someone with a pervert name like "fuzzy otter" would find scatophagia disgusting. I don't know how long you've been a homosexual for, but I do know the gay agenda doesn't publicly promote the poop eating. After a homosexual has been indoctrinated after many years does he get introduced to the fetish.



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Default Re: The Gay Restaurant - Fags Eat Poop - 12-15-2010, 02:44 AM

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... And that's a movie from Germany. I hardly call that 'reality'.
Germans are not real people!


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Default Re: The Gay Restaurant - Fags Eat Poop - 12-16-2010, 09:36 PM

It's funny really, you say gay people put shit in their mouths, yet all I see is shit spewing from your's.
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Default Re: The Gay Restaurant - Fags Eat Poop - 12-16-2010, 11:32 PM

You're not a very open-minded sort of person, are you?





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Default Re: The Gay Restaurant - Fags Eat Poop - 12-21-2010, 09:08 PM

Why is it that a propoganda film would sway you to think that homosexuals consume feces? I can assure you that many gays are indeed very clean people. Also I ask you, do you believe that homosexuals are the only people who enjoy feces? I can assure you that there are a many people who are not homosexual who still enjoy feces as a sexual fetish.
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Default Re: The Gay Restaurant - Fags Eat Poop - 12-21-2010, 09:11 PM

Where to begin with a post like that . . .


I am appalled and outraged!



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Default Re: The Gay Restaurant - Fags Eat Poop - 12-21-2010, 11:56 PM

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Why is it that a propoganda film would sway you to think that homosexuals consume feces? I can assure you that many gays are indeed very clean people. Also I ask you, do you believe that homosexuals are the only people who enjoy feces? I can assure you that there are a many people who are not homosexual who still enjoy feces as a sexual fetish.
You may call it "propaganda" but it still doesn't deny the truthfulness of this expose on the homosexual deathstyle. Learn to see things objectively and quit being so judgmental. For example, I am a die hard 2nd Amendment supporter, but I wouldn't call a news story about a school shooting "anti-gun propaganda".

Furthermore, yes only homosexuals would be so depraved enough to indulge in that perversion! I know you people are trying to keep your "Farming" a secret, but we know what you are up to! Besides, every single member of our church is a heterosexual and not a single one of them are involved in this disgusting act. So, I am basing my statistics off of a few thousand people and found 0% evidence of coprophagia in heterosexuals. I think you have just been beaten by FACTS.



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Gays are an abomination before God! I will cherish the day they are condemned to an eternity in Hell
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Default Re: The Gay Restaurant - Fags Eat Poop - 12-22-2010, 01:18 AM

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You may call it "propaganda" but it still doesn't deny the truthfulness of this expose on the homosexual deathstyle. Learn to see things objectively and quit being so judgmental. For example, I am a die hard 2nd Amendment supporter, but I wouldn't call a news story about a school shooting "anti-gun propaganda".

Furthermore, yes only homosexuals would be so depraved enough to indulge in that perversion! I know you people are trying to keep your "Farming" a secret, but we know what you are up to! Besides, every single member of our church is a heterosexual and not a single one of them are involved in this disgusting act. So, I am basing my statistics off of a few thousand people and found 0% evidence of coprophagia in heterosexuals. I think you have just been beaten by FACTS.
But this IS propaganda. I'll use you for example, lets say I put out a video that claims that 2nd amendment supporters eat feces, and people begin believing it. That the same thing that is happening here except with homosexuals instead of you.
How can you even try to say that only homosexuals would engage in such an act. Just running a Google search can turn up thousands of results of straight people playing with feces for sexual pleasure and I defy you to prove me wrong.
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Just running a Google search can turn up thousands of results of straight people playing with feces for sexual pleasure and I defy you to prove me wrong.
Boy, I am glad I never use Google. Do you have a point with all this or do you just like to throw around feces in people's faces?


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Default Re: The Gay Restaurant - Fags Eat Poop - 12-23-2010, 12:38 PM

It gets worse..

In Belgarium, they play this video for kids in school



They teach innocent children to become gay like this. It gives me vengeful feelings


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Default Re: The Gay Restaurant - Fags Eat Poop - 02-06-2011, 10:22 PM

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It gets worse..
They teach innocent children to become gay like this. It gives me vengeful feelings
There are much more things wrong in Belgium...
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Heh…seriously, science has done nothing?
How old are you? Without medical care the length of human life was much shorter.
You`re using a computer to post this. You have electricity. You have medicine. You have houses, bridges, etc. all over the world. You can live comfortably and do a lot of others things than just working whole week just to be able to barely live.
As for not overlapping – well, it is not overlapping as long as religion is just a belief of somebody and is not a base for trying to force your way of life onto others. THEN it becomes a problem. If someone would say „kill all the sheeps because they`re spreading diseases“ or „ban all blue shoes, `cause they`re causing HIV“, scientific proof of them doing so would be required and perhaps you would want to hear some reasoning and arguments behind those statements. So your ideas about „let`s do this or that or atheits are evil, Dawkins is the Antichrist, etc.“ naturally require proof too.
Just suggesting you to review your ideas and think about not using double standards…


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Heh…seriously, science has done nothing?
Secular science indeed has done nothing pleasurable to God.

After all, the Bible teaches:

Proverbs 9:10:
The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.


If science is not conducted in a God-fearing attitude, then, it is not considered wisdom with God:

1 Corinthians 3:18-20:
Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.


Additionally, God says that science without God can only lead to trouble:

1 Timothy 6:3-5:
If any man teach otherwise, and consent not to wholesome words, even the words of our Lord Jesus Christ, and to the doctrine which is according to godliness;
He is proud, knowing nothing, but doting about questions and strifes of words, whereof cometh envy, strife, railings, evil surmisings,
Perverse disputings of men of corrupt minds, and destitute of the truth, supposing that gain is godliness: from such withdraw thyself.


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How old are you? Without medical care the length of human life was much shorter.
The True Christian™ is blessed with a long life through prayer:

Proverbs 19:23:

The fear of the Lord tendeth to life
: and he that hath it shall abide satisfied; he shall not be visited with evil.

As you can see, medical science is completely useless. Only when God decides to bless their methods, it can accomplish anything.

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Yes. Clearly, God has blessed the Christian West more than the mooselimb Middle East, boodist Far East, or cathlyck/voodoo South, whom He cursed with poverty, wars and famine. More proof that God loves us!

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Well, in a True Christian™ Community, we are even more strict about issues like this. Here, we only accept scientific proof that we know to be sure. In other words, Scripture.

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So your ideas about „let`s do this or that or atheits are evil, Dawkins is the Antichrist, etc.“ naturally require proof too.
Usually when we make such comments, it is accompanied by God's Words from the Bible.

For example, 2 Peter 3:3-7 predicts that "scoffers" will come the last days. We are living in the last days right know, and Dawkins is leading the atheist religion in an unholy crusade against Biblical Christianity. What more proof do we need?


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

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Default Re: The Gay Restaurant - Fags Eat Poop - 02-12-2011, 06:47 PM

his guy HAS to be joking. Not only would someone being THAT stupid be a serious blow to the whole concept of evolution, but real Christians know that the King James version is a terrible translation... and, interestingly enough, my favorite when I find myself in need of a bible quote.


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Default Re: The Gay Restaurant - Fags Eat Poop - 02-19-2011, 04:43 PM

Not all "fags" (Please don't use the offensive term, thank you.) eat poop. I would know. A VERY few amount of gays eat poop. And by a very few I mean like 1%. Plus, why would you care? What happens in there bedroom, (or hotel room) is there business, not yours.
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Default Re: The Gay Restaurant - Fags Eat Poop - 02-19-2011, 05:08 PM

"The Gay Restaurant - Fags Eat Poop"

JESUS!!!

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Default Re: The Gay Restaurant - Fags Eat Poop - 02-19-2011, 05:50 PM

OK, that's it, I'm officially disgusted.

Take 300 million Americans.

At least 33% of them are gay (or atheist, same difference)

That's like ... um ... hold on...

That's...

(coming)

100 million Americans (approx.)

One percent of that is still... one million Americans who eat poop every day.

If we continue to calculate, and assume they eat about 500 grams a day, that is... 500,000 kilograms of poop EATEN EVERY DAY.

And that's just in the US. Europe has - as we all know - a higher percentage of gays/atheists/muslims.

I'm doing my best not to vomit all over my keyboard here.

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Default Re: The Gay Restaurant - Fags Eat Poop - 02-19-2011, 07:03 PM

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Not all "fags" (Please don't use the offensive term, thank you.) eat poop. I would know. A VERY few amount of gays eat poop. And by a very few I mean like 1%. Plus, why would you care? What happens in there bedroom, (or hotel room) is there business, not yours.
Guess how many True Christians™ eat poop...NONE!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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