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Default Colbert Mocks Jew Who Mocks Christmas - 12-04-2010, 09:07 PM

See how conservative pundit Stephen Colbert mocks this jew without the jew even knowing it:



A shot from our side in the war of Christmas. Take that, you latka-eating, draydel-spinning heebs!


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Default Re: Colbert Mocks Jew Who Mocks Christmas - 12-04-2010, 09:31 PM

Some people just don't have the wit to detect subtle sarcasm. Joos are too busy wiping their huge noses and picking up pennies off the sidewalk to understand that Colbert would never consider giving up Jesus for their pagan harvest festival.


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Default Re: Colbert Mocks Jew Who Mocks Christmas - 12-05-2010, 10:27 PM

It was a comedy sketch. They were both making fun of Hannukah.
Pretty funny.
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Default Re: Colbert Mocks Jew Who Mocks Christmas - 12-05-2010, 10:29 PM

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It was a comedy sketch. They were both making fun of Hannukah.
Pretty funny.
You don't understand. John Stewart is really a Joo. He isn't acting.

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Default Re: Colbert Mocks Jew Who Mocks Christmas - 12-05-2010, 10:34 PM

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You don't understand. John Stewart is really a Joo. He isn't acting.

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Yes, I know John Stewart is Jewish. He was making fun of himself. That's what makes it funny.
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Default Re: Colbert Mocks Jew Who Mocks Christmas - 12-06-2010, 12:56 AM

I showed this to my granddaughter Emily, she did a lovely drawing, I think I will send it to the Des Moins Rabbi as a Christmas Card.
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Default Re: Colbert Mocks Jew Who Mocks Christmas - 12-06-2010, 05:56 AM

So it's the Jews that are doing all the whining about Christmas? I was wondering who it was. The Chinks don't celebrate it for the right reasons, but they seem to love the red and gold and getting presents. The Negro's should be happy as people give more to food banks this time of year. So I was wondering who it was.

Thanks for the information!


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Default Re: Colbert Mocks Jew Who Mocks Christmas - 12-06-2010, 06:14 AM

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Yes, I know John Stewart is Jewish. He was making fun of himself. That's what makes it funny.
It's not hard to make fun of John Stewart. It can't be. Even John Stewart himself manages to get a few chuckles out of such lame material.

Jews are still butthurt that they murdered the Messiah, instead of welcoming Him properly. They still can't get it right, either. They won't acknowledge His divinity and pray for Salvation. No. They'd rather continue with the hate.



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Default Re: Colbert Mocks Jew Who Mocks Christmas - 12-08-2010, 01:05 AM

Wow nice to know you guys can't tell that it's a written sketch. For god's sake, John Stewart had helped written that sketch.



Since you guys like religous comedy so much, here's a joke.

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards!
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Default Re: Colbert Mocks Jew Who Mocks Christmas - 12-08-2010, 01:53 AM

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Wow nice to know you guys can't tell that it's a written sketch. For god's sake, John Stewart had helped written that sketch.



Since you guys like religous comedy so much, here's a joke.

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards!
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