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My son might be infected by autism virus -
06-06-2012, 12:54 PM
Today, one of my sons played with other kids. One of them sneezed, and the kids thought he just had a common cold. But I found out later that he was autistic.
I have now isolated my son, and he is given a diet of pizza and pancakes, which are easy to get under the door. How long is the incubation period?
I called the parents of the other kids, and urged them to put their kids into quarantine, but only one of them complied.
I'm not sure about the case fatality rate for autism, but I follow Proverb 23:13 to ensure they survive this crisis.
Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
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Re: My son might be infected by autism virus -
06-06-2012, 01:11 PM
I had a child of mine catch the autisim bug. It took months and months of hard work to beat it of the child. It was truly a frightening experience. Sadly, the child died soon after due to causes unrelated to our efforts.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: My son might be infected by autism virus -
06-06-2012, 01:21 PM
I may be wrong but I thought that autism was the result of a demon, just like epilepsy is,
Matthew 17:14 And when they were come to the multitude, there came to him a certain man, kneeling down to him, and saying, 15 Lord, have mercy on my son: for he is lunatick, and sore vexed: for ofttimes he falleth into the fire, and oft into the water.
16 And I brought him to thy disciples, and they could not cure him.
17 Then Jesus answered and said, O faithless and perverse generation, how long shall I be with you? how long shall I suffer you? bring him hither to me.
18And Jesus rebuked the devil; and he departed out of him: and the child was cured from that very hour.
YIC
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Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Re: My son might be infected by autism virus -
06-06-2012, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan
I may be wrong but I thought that autism was the result of a demon, just like epilepsy is,
Matthew 17:14 And when they were come to the multitude, there came to him a certain man, kneeling down to him, and saying, 15 Lord, have mercy on my son: for he is lunatick, and sore vexed: for ofttimes he falleth into the fire, and oft into the water.
16 And I brought him to thy disciples, and they could not cure him.
17 Then Jesus answered and said, O faithless and perverse generation, how long shall I be with you? how long shall I suffer you? bring him hither to me.
18And Jesus rebuked the devil; and he departed out of him: and the child was cured from that very hour.
YIC
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Brother O'Fagan, aren't bugs demons?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: My son might be infected by autism virus -
06-06-2012, 03:48 PM
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Brother O'Fagan, aren't bugs demons?
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Yes, I'm sure you are right,
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Re: My son might be infected by autism virus -
06-06-2012, 08:59 PM
I know that this feller is a heathen joo, but he does have some good advice as a doctor regarding brats who fake the autism bug...
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/22/bu...ia/22sava.html
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Re: My son might be infected by autism virus -
06-06-2012, 09:18 PM
Oh dear how frightening!
Do you have a local church elder you can call on? Have you enough oil?
Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
James 5:14
If you don't mind, I'd be honored to add you to my prayer list. I'll put your son's name on the Epheldreda Wall o' Prayer to remind me to lift up your request to the Throne of Heaven.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: My son might be infected by autism virus -
06-06-2012, 09:36 PM
Was this child vaccinated for autism prior to this exposure?
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Re: My son might be infected by autism virus -
06-07-2012, 03:51 AM
Autism is just the latest fashionable word among the liberal elite. They love creating new catagories of victims so they can raise your taxes.
An autistic isn't anything but a kind of retarded.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: My son might be infected by autism virus -
06-07-2012, 08:00 AM
Thanks for your prayers, Mary Etheldreda. My kid haven't shown any symptoms of common autism or the cold-like symptoms that might be associated with this contagious variant of autism.
I have a huge amount of motor oil in my garage, hope it will suffice if the kid start to show symptoms.
I haven't vaccinated my kids against measles, rubella, polio or any other childhood viral diseases. I believe that childhood diseases are natural crisis in the development of a child, just as the pain from corporal punishment. Btw, the secular doctors didn't even mention they had a vaccine against autism, when they tried to talk me into subscribing for measles and polio. Those doctors were just as annoying as the most manic telemarketer.
Anyways, Rubella is a lovely name, I plan to give that name to my next daughter.
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Re: My son might be infected by autism virus -
06-10-2012, 02:37 PM
Glory!
Four days have passed, and thanks to our collaborate efforts and prayers, the vicious virus haven't touched my innocent son. I have now released my son from the quarantine room.
Praise Jesus!
Btw, the detention was no big deal for him, since i trained him to be on his own and find calm in Bible studies from the age of six. It's just so ridiculous that many socialist "parents" wont let twice as old kids be on their own for a mere evening.
I have now made my servants build a tall fence around my garden, to protect my family during the epidemic.
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Re: My son might be infected by autism virus -
06-14-2012, 08:30 PM
Autism is just word for kid behaving badly. It is not a disease, just a behavior model of a evil child. And definitely it is parents fault.
Prov 13:24 - He that spareth his rod hateth his son: But he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.
I don't say it is not possible to get infected by autism, evil does find it ways. But as a Christian parent, you know how to fix the situation.
Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
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Re: My son might be infected by autism virus -
06-15-2012, 04:21 PM
As someone whose mother works with autistic children and as someone who volunteers occasionally at a local special needs school, I find this thread appalling. First of all, autism is NOT a virus, and, depending on what end of the spectrum they are, does NOT mean that they are "retarded." (A lot of autistic people are some of the brightest people you'll ever meet.) Autism is not something you can beat out of a child. Through behavioral plans, an autistic child can be kept under control and still live a fulfilling life, again, depending on what end of the spectrum they are on.
Do I think autism or any likewise "illness" is sometimes used as a crutch for a person for not controlling their kid? Yes, most definitely. Please, before labeling your child as autistic, make sure it isn't just a behavioral problem. Then take the proper measures to fix the "problem."
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Re: My son might be infected by autism virus -
06-15-2012, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by EmmaLee
As someone whose mother works with autistic children and as someone who volunteers occasionally at a local special needs school, I find this thread appalling. First of all, autism is NOT a virus, and, depending on what end of the spectrum they are, does NOT mean that they are "retarded." (A lot of autistic people are some of the brightest people you'll ever meet.) Autism is not something you can beat out of a child. Through behavioral plans, an autistic child can be kept under control and still live a fulfilling life, again, depending on what end of the spectrum they are on.
Do I think autism or any likewise "illness" is sometimes used as a crutch for a person for not controlling their kid? Yes, most definitely. Please, before labeling your child as autistic, make sure it isn't just a behavioral problem. Then take the proper measures to fix the "problem."
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Friend, you seem awfully fired up. So much so that you have trouble comprehending the simple logic of these very simple issues. If you look back in history, you'll find a very obvious pattern:
Graph of Flu:
Graph of Autism:
Viruses are at work, clearly. Further, we know the correlation between this virus of autism and the disease of atheism:
Atheism and autism are the same sickness! (With Indisputable Scientific Proof!)
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: My son might be infected by autism virus -
06-15-2012, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Friend, you seem awfully fired up. So much so that you have trouble comprehending the simple logic of these very simple issues. If you look back in history, you'll find a very obvious pattern:
Graph of Flu:
Graph of Autism:
Viruses are at work, clearly. Further, we know the correlation between this virus of autism and the disease of atheism:
Atheism and autism are the same sickness! (With Indisputable Scientific Proof!)
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You're right! Thank you so much. I never realized the errors in my logic. Next time I see my mother I will show her this and together, we'll try to rid our town of the autism virus.
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Re: My son might be infected by autism virus -
06-15-2012, 09:25 PM
I beg to differ.
Radio host Michael Savage, back in 2008, went live on the radio explaining exactly what autism is:
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Michael Savage, the incendiary radio host who last week characterized nearly every child with autism as “a brat who hasn’t been told to cut the act out,” said in a telephone interview on Monday that he stood by his remarks and had no intention of apologizing to those advocates and parents who have called for his firing over the matter.
“My main point remains true,” Mr. Savage, whose radio audience ranks in size behind only those of Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity, said in the interview. “It is an overdiagnosed medical condition. In my readings, there is no definitive medical diagnosis for autism.”
On the July 16 [2008] installment of his program, which is broadcast every weekday, Mr. Savage suggested that “99 percent of the cases” of autism were a result of lax parenting. He told his audience: “They don’t have a father around to tell them, ‘Don’t act like a moron. You’ll get nowhere in life.’ ” Among the other admonitions he felt children with autism should be hearing, he said, were: “ ‘Straighten up. Act like a man. Don’t sit there crying and screaming, idiot.’ ”
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Is Savage still on the air? Why yes.
Therefore, he must be correct.
Of course, he didn't touch on the 1% of cases that are caused by something . . . they may be caused by a virus. I think 99% are caused by Dr. Spock and the "self-esteem" movement.
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Re: My son might be infected by autism virus -
06-15-2012, 09:28 PM
Altruistic children are big problem in today society. Just watching these children and they play with other children you can see an altruistic one is a complete mess. Frankly their parents should be ashamed of themselves.
It will be a golden day for society when some makes an anti-altruism vaccine, but I am sure the moonbats, libretard, Dummycracts just view altruism as another chance for socialism.
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Re: My son might be infected by autism virus -
06-15-2012, 09:36 PM
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You're right! Thank you so much. I never realized the errors in my logic. Next time I see my mother I will show her this and together, we'll try to rid our town of the autism virus.
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Re: My son might be infected by autism virus -
06-15-2012, 11:25 PM
You're right, Rev. M. Rodimer.
Ordinary autism (>99% of cases) is not contagious. But as an uncommon cold virus might have swapped traits with an autistic spirit, the new chimera virus might be a national health emergency.
Last time an uncommon cold messed things up, we got SARS, that took the breath away of 800 gooks and Canadians.
As Cranky Old Man pointed out, autism isn't just another illness, it is actually the same things as atheism. A virus that destroys our faith, what can be worse?
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Re: My son might be infected by autism virus -
06-16-2012, 01:14 AM
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As Cranky Old Man pointed out, autism isn't just another illness, it is actually the same things as atheism. A virus that destroys our faith, what can be worse?
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Careful, Brother!
The atheistards will be all over that one:
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